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Same energy as this:

Some two bit rat REALLY thought today was the day to test him. Action Comics 814

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thinking about creatures.

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it's so interesting to see the differences in how the LIs in cyberpunk 2077 treat male v vs female v, because in other videos games if you choose not to romance someone their character for the most part stays exactly the same. but in cyberpunk when you choose to romance any one of these people it's just such a vastly different experience.

judy

male v: hey, that's really cool of you for not seeking active revenge against me and my friend for playing a role in your very imminent death. best of luck, maybe we'll hang out soon.

female v: marry me oh my god marry me right now here's the key to my apartment my ring size is a 7 you know that joke about lesbians and uhauls? well i'm not fucking kidding.

river

male v: thank you for all of your help with my family. man, i haven't had a friend in a really long time. let's toast to that, buddy.

female v: i am insatiably horny at your very existence. i had the hardest raging boner when you saved my nephew's life. it's so hot how you're actually a criminal. and that i'm a cop. i mean... that's illegal, right? let's fuck next to a room with children sleeping inside.

panam

female v: i'm so thankful i met you, you showed me that i can find a friend outside of the group i self-imploded inside of. i'll do anything in my power to help you try to save your life. when all this is done, do you want to join my gang?

male v: i don't even like you that much. don't touch me. ((if you leave i'm killing everyone in the aldecados and then myself))

kerry

female v: hey, is johnny watching this? yes? good. let's commit acts of terrorism.

male v: hey, is johnny watching this? yes? good. let's commit acts of terrorism (this is how i do foreplay)

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okay since when did joseph fucking m’benga become the most BAMF star trek character ever. he is peak. everything he says and does is top tier. his klingon war beef is crazy. he basically assassinated his personal hitler. like what. there is no better character anymore it’s him he’s HIM

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the most important part of making "chubby" the compliment it should be is unmaking its euphemistic character by divorcing it from the connotation of a weight limit. chubby is not a compliment because it means only kind of fat it is a compliment bc it's a cute way to refer to the plump and soft character someone's body and features take on when they're fat. take my hand. together we can stop letting every complimentary term for fat bodies turn into a backhanded "well at least you're not like FAT fat" word

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ds9 meets text posts pt 5 of ????

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He was SO fun. Also I never realized that he just straight up has his cat he a drunk henchman till that rewatch. Like. Holy shit.

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

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I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

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I’m a slut for lying in bed for hours doing nothing productive

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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

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the legally blonde mentality isnt just for law students. u can bring that attitude with you into every field of work. be the whimsical force of positive change. wear that neon outfit. snaps for us all.

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Happy Dragon Age Day to everyone and specially to my Alythess Cousland <3

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SMALLVILLE 1.02 "metamorphosis"

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When you're a kid you just take trees for granted. Then when you get to be an adult you realize that a fully mature tree cannot be created in an amount of time that fits in a convenient landscaping timeframe for love nor money nor all the powers of science. Then you realize that people are very very very cavalier about chopping them down

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Guy who plays too much Darktide voice when entering the first Nurgle infested area in Rogue Trader:

(Alternatively just me finding out that Warhammer has pretty consistent visuals for certain things I just think it's neat)

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genuinely is cracker barrel stupid