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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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There's a difference between someone who finds pleasure with your body, and someone who gets pleasure from your body that I don't know how put into words but it feels electric

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me af

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happy Thursday the 20th

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Don't ever let anyone tell you detox stretches don't work.

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Dusting off this blog to cope with my breakup and my embarrassing behavior

Got dumped by my ex but we're still living together thanks to the economy and now I'm back where I started when he left his jacket at my place except now instead of being the sad girlfriend snuggling his jacket crying because we don't live together and it smells like him and makes me feel better, im instead his clingy ex cuddling his jacket on the couch his grandparents gave us in the living room I painted and decorated for us because I'll never be able to cuddle the real him again. So all I have is this jacket while he's at work, the work i called out of today because I also work there. In the exact same area, as equals. Luckily, we don't interact much. Unluckily, i am crying so hard rn

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you’re not evil girl you’re just lonely and no one has cared for you in a while and its making you crazy can you go get a fucking chai latte or something

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The Shadow Of Mount Rainier Causing A Gap In The Sunset.

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preparing a pumpkin :)

a halloween comic that I didn’t quite finish in time😅

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ideal ways for me to die

1. old age, peacefully in my sleep

2. after a long and illustrious career i am at a rooftop gala hosted in my honor. i am wearing a beautiful gown, holding a glass of red wine, standing by the railing. a scorned lover approaches and, after a passionate spat, they push me over the edge of the building. the wine glass goes flying, splattering their outfit in red as a visual metaphor for the blood on their hands. as i descend my gown flies around me like two beautiful wings, a bird in flight. a photographer on the street manages to take a photo before i hit the ground and that photo wins the pulitzer. a new york times think piece is released regarding whether or not it's moral to profit off a photo of someone's death. the think piece also wins a pulitzer.

3. sex accident.

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obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

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Does laying on the floor in the exact spot where I found my cat dead sobbing my eyes out count as therapy?? Because it absolutely should not. I feel much worse.

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When you get flea medicine and it works a little too well and kills your cat too