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oh my god everybody look at this baby

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Whalesong | Tom Cardy

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I laughed until I cried.

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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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Source

“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”

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some men are made to suffer

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non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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damn google that’s rough

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you'll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they'll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you're like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl

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new least favourite animal discovered. WHAT THR FUCK.

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no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

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Oh… I think they got Mouthwashing taken down on itch.io. Horror games now.

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💪🏾🏆💐.