keneggs

[keneggs]

Just realized both of those are evolved versions, but that's probably fine.

Remember that one time I gave a bunch of your followers eggs last year?

[Links to a tumblr post]

Yeah, me neither.

Anyway, all of them hatched into dubwool.

Or flaffy.

Beautiful childeren...

[keneggs]

(He can feel more and more of their weight being pressed against him as they fall asleep.)

(...it doesn't take long for him to have them fully draped over him and asleep.)

*Chaos appears beside dart, being 1 foot away from them them*

Hey dart! How ya doin buddy?

@the-chaos-lord

Naga.

[Eepy.]

(They kinda slump their wings around Chaos. It's a bit awkward, considering their size, but it's comfy once they've adjusted themselves.)

[keneggs]

Nadel...

(If giant multiversal space wasps could purr this one would.)

*Chaos appears beside dart, being 1 foot away from them them*

Hey dart! How ya doin buddy?

@the-chaos-lord

Naga.

[Eepy.]

(They kinda slump their wings around Chaos. It's a bit awkward, considering their size, but it's comfy once they've adjusted themselves.)

[keneggs]

(They kinda melt into him.)

*Chaos appears beside dart, being 1 foot away from them them*

Hey dart! How ya doin buddy?

@the-chaos-lord

Naga.

[Eepy.]

(They kinda slump their wings around Chaos. It's a bit awkward, considering their size, but it's comfy once they've adjusted themselves.)

[keneggs]

*Chaos appears beside dart, being 1 foot away from them them*

Hey dart! How ya doin buddy?

@the-chaos-lord

Naga.

[Eepy.]

(They kinda slump their wings around Chaos. It's a bit awkward, considering their size, but it's comfy once they've adjusted themselves.)

[keneggs]

"Just be glad I stopped you before there was any trauma."

(He vanishes.)

*Throws cheese on Dart's head*

(They kinda just freeze.)

Na?

[keneggs]

...

I don't think a slice of ANY cheese, let alone what I will assume to be processed American cheese, as it is the best for throwing on faces, to survive being thrown at such a speed and force.

maybe they were ignoring air resistance...

"Do you really think he cares about physics?"

[keneggs]

(The Caretaker appears between the cheese and the anon, not even flinching at the impact.)

"Please don't gore someone in front of them. Especially not for something harmless."

*Throws cheese on Dart's head*

(They kinda just freeze.)

Na?

[keneggs]

*Throws cheese on Dart's head*

(They kinda just freeze.)

Na?

[keneggs]

I'm uh

not sure why yall chose this blog

but thank you both anyway!

@pbam0ney

@nox-the-cat

@jeyk2117

@thecrazyalchemist

@shadow-of-nothing

@thefrenchpyro

@ask-follower-jade

🤍✨️send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going✨️🤍

You're so very sweet, thank you so much! (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠) I keep forgetting to check my inbox! I'll try to do that more often (⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ

I'm going to tag 10 people instead ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

@tired-teacher-blog @geekandafreak @epickiya722 @smashley351 @nunezs-stuff @dreaminofanime @blu-stars-blog @heartvagabond @faededaway @2soul2 + that's 10 but if I've ever interacted with you (or you to me) then I consider you my friend <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠>

Thank you again! (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[keneggs]

[Maybe. Anyway, watch this!]

(The note bursts into [harmless] flames, being entirely gone within a few seconds.)

(Then the tea floats back into Chaos' hands.)

(Both blades wake up and look around.)

Dou?

Doublade?

Dou Blade.

Dou Dou.

(They look at each other, then their own cloths.)

(The main length now has a purplish tint, while the end is closer to yellow.)

(And not just that. The eyes and mouth that seemingly only exist when they're sheathed have a reddish tint.)

*Chaos walks into his room, upon seeing blade's appearance, he almost drops the tea he just brewed*

What the- what on earth happened to make you look like this? Was it the pie?

[keneggs]

[I literally do not know the beat, only the name of what it resembles.]

(Both blades wake up and look around.)

Dou?

Doublade?

Dou Blade.

Dou Dou.

(They look at each other, then their own cloths.)

(The main length now has a purplish tint, while the end is closer to yellow.)

(And not just that. The eyes and mouth that seemingly only exist when they're sheathed have a reddish tint.)

*Chaos walks into his room, upon seeing blade's appearance, he almost drops the tea he just brewed*

What the- what on earth happened to make you look like this? Was it the pie?

[keneggs]

[I literally do not know the beat, only the name of what it resembles.]

(Both blades wake up and look around.)

Dou?

Doublade?

Dou Blade.

Dou Dou.

(They look at each other, then their own cloths.)

(The main length now has a purplish tint, while the end is closer to yellow.)

(And not just that. The eyes and mouth that seemingly only exist when they're sheathed have a reddish tint.)

*Chaos walks into his room, upon seeing blade's appearance, he almost drops the tea he just brewed*

What the- what on earth happened to make you look like this? Was it the pie?

[keneggs]

"And now here's my form when I am working.

"Just in case any of you are wondering..."

"Here's the form I usually take when I'm not working. Comfy clothes and wings."

[keneggs]

"Just in case any of you are wondering..."

"Here's the form I usually take when I'm not working. Comfy clothes and wings."

[keneggs]

(A hand comes out of the note and softly slaps him. It doesn't hurt, just a slight sting, and it was clearly playful.)

(The note has already changed by the time the hand returns to wherever it came from.)

[First off, good. Second off, blame your narrator for telling me what you were humming.]

(Both blades wake up and look around.)

Dou?

Doublade?

Dou Blade.

Dou Dou.

(They look at each other, then their own cloths.)

(The main length now has a purplish tint, while the end is closer to yellow.)

(And not just that. The eyes and mouth that seemingly only exist when they're sheathed have a reddish tint.)

*Chaos walks into his room, upon seeing blade's appearance, he almost drops the tea he just brewed*

What the- what on earth happened to make you look like this? Was it the pie?

[keneggs]

(A box appears near Chaos, with the Caretaker's signature on it.)

*Chaos' notices almost instantly*

Hm? What's this?

*Chaos attempts to open it, not using his powers, just seeing if he can open it*