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let's just say time doesn't exist and call it a day. i think that solves both of our issues, yeah? ask them, ask them, ask them! i love love and all things surrounding it. i'll even help you plan how to ask them as long as you promise to give me all the details after. there's a reason i'm usually the only single member of my family, and the only one without kids. i spend my time matchmaking for others and i'm good at it, i swear!

well if it helps any, time is still the bane of my existence. i still lose track sometimes and then people get mad at me. absolutely, just didn't really go as we all thought but in the end can't really dwell on what is done is done. a date maybe, i haven't really asked them yet to make it official. hoping maybe soon. that's good i am glad to hear it's all good and well. sometimes family and friends are the best thing for us at this point.

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well, being miles teller certainly helps your case a little bit. now, if a random person on the street approached me wanting to be bffs, that would be a different story. but now that we're here, i hope you can handle it. she can absolutely outdrink both of us, no question. give her some white wine and she goes nuts. hm, maybe you can be my guest at the next family gathering, then. we're always having random little parties or get-togethers to watch movies or play board games, things like that. but you'd have to join in on the matching pj's because that's like, rule number one.

I didn't know it was going to be this easy. If I did, I would have asked long ago, but at least we're here now. Well, if she ends up inviting herself, then we'll have to obviously welcome her. Something tells me she can out drink both of us. Give me a shot, I might surprise you all.

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come on, don't you think it could be fun to leak that glen powell has a tiktok account and stalks it on the regular? imagine how crazy everyone would go trying to search for it. you should totally follow me if you haven't already. working on 300 million followers here... snapchat for me is for sexting and nudes and nothing else. not that i've used it for that, but. it's the reputation, you know?

GASP -- you're really going to out me like that!? Here I thought we were friends or at least going to be friends. No of course, you do what you gotta do. I think I need to follow you then, if you're posting and such. I've gotta keep up. I remember when snapchat was all the rage, and then people started deleting it cause it got boring and we all just moved to insta. Then I heard people are using it again...I don't get it.

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yeah, that's how it is every year i feel like. just non-stop celebrating but it's all so warm and cozy... who could hate it? college sounds like such a unique experience. you're lucky to have had it, it's something not everyone has a chance to get. sometimes i wish i went, but then... no, i really don't.

I was just thinking about that. I really think so too because we went from Halloween to Thanksgiving and right into Christmas and so on there was no stopping it. Now that it has stopped here we are wondering what to do with our time. I'm in my last year so it's almost bittersweet. But it's been a wild ride too and I wouldn't change it for anything. I usually do that when I'm wide awake and can't sleep or if my schedule gets out of whack aha.

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yep, i think we solved it. i should appreciate it more. just take it in, as you said. just not what i'm used to, i suppose. if you did the best you could then it was the best you could, period. you know? oh, a date? now i need to know all the details. my year's going well! this is usually when i take a bit of a break so it's been lots of time just with my family and friends.

usually i think it's after the holidays and all of the chaos of new years things seem to be tame once it ends. it's at least that way for me. when our season came to an end, i found that things seemed to move so much more slow just taking it in stride because we did the best we could but the best wasn't good enough. at the end of the day it is what it is. keeping myself busy maybe even getting a date with someone that i have known for years now. maybe. how's your year going otherwise?

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firstly, all you had to do was ask! as far as inviting my mom goes... she may just invite herself. she does that sometimes. but are you sure you want the rest of the clan too? even i can't handle us when we're all together sometimes...

Alright, Kendall - I've gotta ask, how can we become besties and can we invite Kris to drink with us? It's kind of been a dream of mine to hang out with her and well the rest of the clan too. @kenjennerings

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well, i know you're on there now and i can't promise what i'll do with that information.. i'm on tiktok too because, you know, an influencer's gotta influence, but yeah, instagram and i are connected. i don't really lurk on there though, just posting for me. i hope no one still uses snapchat. that app was cursed from the beginning and i fear it's only gotten worse.

I'm always lurking, but never posting anything. I don't even think people know I'm on there. So, you'll forever stay on instagram? Listen, I don't think I'll ever leave that app either because I like lurking when people post stuff. That does make sense, so I guess that's why they're not as entertaining. Please, I forgot about snapchat...do people still use that?

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maybe it just feels slow because the rush of the holiday season is so busy in contrast? i don't know. college?! fun! how's that been treating you? sounds pretty good and i'm glad to hear it. i do love a late night tiktok binge more often than i'd like to admit!

It is a slow time of the year. I mean somewhat. It's my last year of college so I'm trying to make the best of it and living my best life yet to date. I don't mind the cold weather and the winter since I'm from a place where it tends to get cold anyway but I can see your point totally. It does seem to be a lot colder than in recent years. Tiktok is always the place to be, the things you can find on there sometimes just yeah.

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i may not know about sports, but if there's one thing i'm an expert on it's avoiding your siblings' shadow(s).... i may not be into sports all that much, but i do have a history of being into the players of sports! that counts, right? wow, really? i can't believe you would remember that. thank you, by the way. i still get butterflies when someone compliments me on my work, believe it or not. it's always nice to be appreciated.

Thank you. It just feels good to finally have a playoff win and slowly getting out of the shadow. You're fine. Not everyone is into sports. I know who you're. I actually was at a fashion week show of yours my Junior year of college. You're an amazing model by the way.

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hey, congrats! sounds like it was a big night for you. sorry, i'm not all that into sports so if i sound like i don't know what i'm talking about it's because i don't. nice to meet you, though! i'm kendall.

I feel so good. Like as a rookie in the NFL and trying to shed the shadow of my brother. So winning tonight felt so good even if i only got to play a couple of snaps at a time. Anyways, I'm Luke. I play for the Washington Commanders as a wide receiver.

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this time of year is always so weird for me... it's quiet and slow and i have all the time in the world to myself that i should be enjoying but... i can't help but already miss the halloween through new year's vibes and festivities, and now i'm totally over winter! i feel like begging anyone and everyone i see to give me something to do, something to keep my mind occupied other than tequila and tiktok.. even if the two do go together oh so well... // @illuminatestarter

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i've never related to a statement more than being "on tiktok but not really on tiktok"... although, as an og instagram girl i must say that app has my loyalty for life. i think reels are more for personal type videos, does that make sense? like snapchat stories... gag...

While I'm on tiktok but not really on tiktok, I feel like I've been seeing so many great videos. But then when I get on instagram to look at reels, not one chuckle comes out of me. Are all the boring people on insta? Has that app become the next facebook where only our grannies use it? Clearly, I've had too much time off and I need to get my ass to work. @illuminatestarter

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kendall nicole jenner was born on november 3, 1995 to the massive kardashian/jenner family. she works as a model, influencer, business owner & brand ambassador, trying every day to prove her worth beyond her last name. she's heterosexual and currently single.

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