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every hamster in the world acts like they have been aware of the killer since birth

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I don’t know where to even start

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Puppy play but the dom calls the pup a “heckin good boofer 11/10”

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when people call themselves robot fuckers but they only mean like human shaped and human sized androids, those people are cowards. you either would fuck shockwave or you wouldnt! its simple!

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listen. what if Tim teaches Rhys hand-to-hand because like. being a CEO makes him a target, just because he’s a weapons manufacturer doesnt mean he’ll always have a gun, they’re on Pandora, what if he loses that stupid stun baton, etc, Rhys is a dramatic princess about it

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person trying to drown itachi: you’ll be sleeping with the fishes soon enough!

itachi: already am

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Justin: Our local pizza hut, you know what they got on their buffet that I always used to really get a kick out of? Puddin'. Just a container of puddin'. You could just get, like, three slizzies and one scoopa. And I think it's a really good way to keep it balanced, y'know?

Griffin: What?!

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Krillin is the true hero of DBZ, he’s short, bald, weak ass human. Always outclassed while Goku’s super saiyan 13 god ascended blue edition. None of that matters to Krillin though, because while Goku studied some wack power up bullshit with gods Krillin is busy smashing Android 18. Krillin is the true hero.

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Link is going to kick your ass

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Don’t feel bad if you’re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt

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*buying vodka* cashier: can i see your ID? me: ya *shows her my full back tattoo of Vriska Serket*

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Huh.