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This Is About Oscar?! (OP81)

Summary: Y/n’s new song exposes a side of Oscar no one knew about.

Warnings: the whole thing is basically just about sex, language

y/nnn Surprise! 34+35 out tonight 💗

Comments:

oscarpiastri i think its pretty good

- y/nnn you only think that for one reason and we both know it

Liked by oscarpiastri

oscpastry guys… 34+35= 69……..

- mclarensgirly i fear we are getting the WHOLE story

- pieasstree YOU FEAR??? I WANNA KNOW

- mclarensgirly I MEAN ME TOO BUT HOW WILL WE LOOK BABY OSCAR IN THE EYE AFTER???

landonorris im scared oscar hasnt stopped smiling all day

- oscarpiastri what can i say? Its not everyday your girlfriend writes a song about you

- y/nnn babe youve heard the song im not sure you want to go broadcasting it that its abt you

- oscarpiastri are you kidding????? Of course i do

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y/nnn 34+35 out now (oscar wanted me to make it known the song is about him 🤦🏼‍♀️)

Comments:

oscpastry THIS SONG??????? IS ABOUT?????? OSCAR PIASTRI?????? THE RACING DRIVER??????? FOR MCLAREN???

- mclarensgirly YEAH WTF ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING

- pieasstree “you drink it just like water, you say it taste like candy” WHO IS THIS MAN

oscarpiastri this is the best day of my life

- pastry81 i dont know who you even are anymore

- f1butmore-mclaren how did mclaren even sign off on this

- y/nnn its my music i choose what i release all that mattered was if oscar was comfortable (he was comfortable to a degree that was concerning)

- oscarpiastri real

landonorris most recent google search: “how to erase your memory and ability to hear and see” i can never look either of you in the eye anymore

- y/nnn I TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO IT

- landonorris I DIDNT THINK YOU WERE GOING TO TALK ABOUT MY TEAMMATE THAT GRAPHICALLY

- y/nnn thats your own fault then

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Twitter Thread

pieasstree youre gonna tell me 34 35 is abt this man.

- oscpastry “even though im wifey you can hit it like a side chick” is dick whipped the correct term for this???

- mclarensgirly plz never say dick whipped again but yeah i believe so

- pieasstree WE ARE MOVING AWAY FROM THE MAIN TOPIC OF CONVO. HOW IS THIS ABOUT HIM. IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE.

- oscarsmyfav i dont know what i was expecting from that song but “i know all your favorite spots, we can take it from the top, youre such a dream come true, make a bitch wanna hit snooze” WAS NOT IT.

- hisrookieseason “i dont wanna keep you up, but show me can you keep it up cause then ill have to keep it up” I HEARD THAT AND IT ALL MADE SENSE

- oscpastry YEAH LIKE NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY HES SO MELLOW ALL THE TIME ITS BC HES TIRED

- oscarpiastri never too tired tho

- pieasstree WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

- oscpastry AM I IN A DREAM THIS IS NOT THE OSCAR I KNOW???????

- y/nnn its the oscar i know…

- mclarensgirly WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

- oscpastry im so scared rn but also SO intrigued

- pieasstree its the way theyre probably sitting next to each other and laughing at all of us distraught fans

- y/nnn hes very pleased with himself (👇🏻)

- pieasstree i rlly just dont understand how that man THAT BOY could cause an earthquake in bed as y/n said

- y/nnn trust me he could.

- oscarpiastri trust me i can and i have.

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The little moans she lets out as you go inside her >>

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*I get down on my knees in silence*

What is this man's purpose? my heart hurt .

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“The car is bad, we know. Please drive it.” has got to be one of the best radio messages in F1 history.

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toto telling lewis "we know the car is bad. please drive it" i'm going to lose it

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"the pinnacle of motorsport" and its just 20 men snitching on each other for 2 hours straight

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ceo!rafe who gets in a shitty mood whenever he hears you complaining to one of your friends in the office, droning on about your lacklustre love lives and gas prices. he storms past you both, seemingly in a rush as he almost knocks you over. you wait until the door slams to whisper "fucking dick" to each other, knowing that your struggles are completely alien to the cameron heir. you don't know that he's mad with himself, wondering what else he can do so your pretty little self never has to worry again.

ceo!rafe who takes you aside at the christmas party. "look, keep this hushed, okay?" and he's got something perfectly gift-wrapped on his desk. "don't need the others knowing i play favourites." you gasp with surprised words of thanks, telling him he shouldn't have before you even open it. "don't mention it." you open the package, finding a ridiculously expensive dress you'd spent the past few months lusting over, getting the tab open on your laptop when you fantasised about leaving the rat race. you're so in awe of the silk fabric in your hands that you don't notice rafe grabbing another box out from under his desk. "got this too. sales girl said they'd go good together."

there's rumours surrounding you and ceo!rafe. you're decent at your job, but none of your work is anything ground-breaking. is it really necessary for him to be attached to his marketing girl at the hip? he takes you on business trips, not blinking an eye when you're the only woman in a room full of his father's business contacts. you feel the judgements, but no one says anything. not when they've got rafe's confident stare right in their face, daring them to say a word about you.

ceo!rafe doesn't call you his employee, or refer to you in relation to the company. you cross that professional barrier. the less career details he needs to give someone, the better. he thinks pointing you out as "my girl" when he's networking, smiling as he watches you stumble into corporate types, rolls off his tongue much better than anything professional.

ceo!rafe standing over you, offhandedly commenting how you're skirt's short at the end of a business discussion. he says it so matter-of-factly you wonder whether you were just imagining things. just in case, you show up the next day with a longer skirt. you're patiently waiting by his side as he finishes up some emails. his eyes flickered to you when you walked in, and the image clearly hadn't left his mind. "i wasn't complaining yesterday."

word travels fast among the obx businessmen, a fact which ceo!rafe is more than aware of. when he's organised an obligatory lunch meeting with an "old friend" who's hitting strides in their career, he'll give you any errand to keep you out of the office. he'll send you to his house to search for files that don't exist if he needs to. but sometimes, his schedule's too packed and he doesn't have time to give you any warning. his worst fears are realised when a sleazy guy in a suit is hovering over you, eyeing you in a way rafe can't stand. he's telling you, "hi sweetheart, got a meeting with mr cameron?" rafe can't even pretend to laugh when the other man comments, "didn't know you kept the office so well-decorated. you're a lucky guy." rafe takes more steps to control his temper these days but you swear you hear his voice raise. you never talk to that guy again, him avoiding your gaze at any functions you all end up at.

ceo!rafe keeping you engaged in conversation as he takes you shopping on a business trip, wanting to get out for a little before he had to go "talk to all those fuckers". he's asking you all about everything, how's work going, what doesn't he see, is there anyone you want out? and he gets you so engrossed in conversation that you don't realise how much you're picking up, rafe pulling extras off the rack with a "think that'd look nice on you." it's only when you go to walk towards the register you realise the total you're looking at. you can't filter through what you've bought, as rafe's taken it from you and gotten his card out before you've had time to blink.

nsfw 18+ below

ceo!rafe touching you on the plane over to one of these business trips. "it's a private jet, princess. you don't need to worry. just sit back and relax for me. the pilot? i pay him to look the other way. yeah, that's what it takes, angel. you're so pretty everyone wants a look at you."

ceo!rafe toying with your cunt as he's on the phone with someone, leaning in towards your face with the speaker right by your lips, giving you no room to make a sound.

being under ceo!rafe's desk as he looks through important documents. his fingers are in your hair and he's commenting "good girl" as he looks through his work without a hitch beyond the occasional jerking of his hips.

finding ceo!rafe in his office at the end of the day. he looks up, drink empty next to him. a brief shot of anger flashes through his eyes before he realises it's you. "just the girl i wanted to see." he clears his desk a little, not throwing things the way he might've if you weren't in the room. "how about you sit here, princess? need you to help me stop thinking for a bit."

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THEY WILL ALWAYS BE JUST GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE TO ME

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COREY MYLCHREEST as KING GEORGE III QUEEN CHARLOTTE: A BRIDGERTON STORY — 1x04: “Holding the King” (2023)

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give her neck kisses while you’re inside of her

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call her princess while you fuck her like a slut

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deep breath, baby. that’s it - keep your eyes on me. you can do it. fuck look at how you open up for me. you said it wouldn’t fit but my cock is sliding in so easy. looks like you were meant to take this cock. that’s right, princess - feel me deep inside you, stretching you out so beautifully. keep breathing for me. good pet.

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"I like your hands"

Darling, if you want me to choke you then just ask.

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I wanna eat her pussy so good she forgets everyone who’s ever hurt her

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Moon Knight Asylum | 1.05

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Moon Knight (2022) 1.05: Asylum