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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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You can't just yell that across the street you idiot

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Ripley and the Xenomorph

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That one image of him is stuck in my head chat i HAD to get it out of my system

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It could be worse. You could be wearing a bra right now.

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With regards to MY pussy... Shit, it's safer to wipe back to front

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Stop buying toys and gear from Am@z0n. Support LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE instead.

This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.

You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!

GENERAL

Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear

Stockroom***

The Pleasure Chest***

Good Vibrations

Babeland***

Sugar

Good For Her

Come As You Are

Smitten Kitten

Wet For Her

Early To Bed***

She Bop

Knotty Vibes

New York Toy Collective***

Oxy Shop Shibari

Oh My Butt Plug

SheVibe

STANDARD TOYS

Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys

Tantus Inc.***

GODEMICHE

Uberrime

Portland Toy Company

Seductive Stones TR

Lee Nee Mee Nee

Gem’s Little Pink Box

Dong Deals NY

FANTASY TOYS

Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.

Qimera Forge

Twin Tail Creations***

Primal Hardwere***

Fantasy Dangus

Xeno Cat Artifacts

New Folklore Silicone

Strange Bedfellas

Pleasure Forge

Shapely Toys

Sinnovator

Pheonixflame Forge

Northern Fantasy Toys

JoyFlex Toys

Geeky Sex Toys

Lovecrafters Toys

Frisky Labz

Nerd Climax

Bad Wolf PL

Nameless Angel Works

Fantasticocks***

Self Delve

Concocktions

The Crafty Hedonist

Built Up Beasts

Fairy Lust Fantasy

Nawty ToyBox

Wandering Bard Toys***

Senmurv Studios

Deep Fantasies

Wildo’s Dildos

Vaa Char

HC Fantasies

Cultured Fiction Labs

Zlotech

Masterwork Toys

Love Smiths

Neotori Customs and Hoard

Desire Toys

Manufuktory

Top Notch Dongs

LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear

Blue Velvet Leather

Leather or Knot

Decoria Belle

Spill Adornment***

RACK Leather Goods

Harness by Olga Ku

Gestalt Fetishwear

RHEA Leathercrafts***

Xenolux

The Brig Leather Co.

Unicorn Collaborators

Dirty Darlings Leather

Ideologia

Bound Aries Leather

Simply Kink

Leather or Knot

Restrained Grace***

NON-LEATHER

Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!

Beastly Bootique

GNAT***

Liquorice And Lace

PlayVegan

Kinky Nerd Toys

LINGERIE

Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments

Origami Customs***

Gender Bender LLC

Shapeshifters***

GC2B***

TomboyX***

Rebirth Garments***

Carmen Liu Lingerie

JBC Lingerie

PlayOut Apparel

Pyramid Seven

Marco Marco Underwear

Girls Will Be Boys Clothing

RodeoH***

Cantiq

Rogue & Worthy

Create Havoq

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hi if any of this is wrong or inaccurate please correct me

stupid little thingy about barney being pretty ok at sign, he still mixes some stuff up though.

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i was gonna say “charpim is as close to animator rpf as people will get before they start getting scared” but that’s boring. i’m taking it a step further and saying playing charlie and pim are as close to fucking your coworker as michael and zach will let themselves get

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Gus's gay ass at don eladio's pool party

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everyone say thank you to black trans women and black trans men

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I like him in his lab coat work safety

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Saw a post about the sesamarot and wanted to share my favorite reading

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happy rescas day to all who celebrate

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PreResCas Barney looks like a twink next to Gordon here. . . hehehehehehe

did an edit, started to fill them in lighter than the background, realized the edge light looked good as is. . .