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“That happened one time!”

Kevin, I'm sorry... I panicked... I should have been paying more attention.... come on, Kevin please... it was an honest mistake anyone could make.

“Steven. I really don’t know if I can forgive you this time…”

“I’m not a ferret.”

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Kevin, I'm sorry... I panicked... I should have been paying more attention.... come on, Kevin please... it was an honest mistake anyone could make.

“Steven. I really don’t know if I can forgive you this time…”

“I’m not a ferret.”

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heeyyy didja get my massage? (@two-sides-halved)

LOUD AND CLEAR.

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Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen Steven around.

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Gem Steven comes up to Kevin, "baby, i have to ask you something... I am confused about... is "I Love You Like an Alcoholic" a love song?"

Kevin thought about it for a minute “I mean… like… kinda…?”

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Even the bots love me 💜

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ta da

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🎶✨when u get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, publish. then, tag to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) 🎶✨

Nice try, I don’t have that many followers here— also I’m just gonna put my big playlist on shuffle and see what comes up.

Tagged by @two-sides-halved

Half-decade Hangover by Will Wood

Red Moon by Will Wood

Take my breath away by Mayday Parade

He’ll use me for his needle show by A Verbal Equinox

Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance

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TAG PEOPLE YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER !

Repost don’t reblog.

FAV COLOR(S): purple, neon green, and black

FAV FLAVOR(S): coffee, cherry

FAV MUSIC: whatever it is that Will Wood, My Chemical Romance, and Machinery of the Human Heart have going on

FAV MOVIE(S): uhh… I dunno… I like 9

FAV SERIES: Regular Show, SpongeBob, Bobs Burgers

LAST SONG: Arizona Calling by Machinery of The Human heart

LAST SERIES: Regular show

LAST MOVIE: Everything everywhere all at once (really good movie)

CURRENTLY READING: my psych text book

CURRENTLY WATCHING: also Arizona Calling

CURRENTLY WORKING ON: my horribly overdue psych homework and also my other blog ( @snow-grave )… and like a million aus, plot ideas, and characters because sometimes the man can’t focus ok?

TAGGED BY: @two-sides-halved

TAGGING: no one, steal it from me, coward.

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“Oh yeah, I have some Pokémon that don’t like to stay in their balls, it’s best to make sure they have like… plenty of entertainment or they might get into trouble… or like… just keep them with you, there’s a really cool cafe that encourages people to hang out with their Pokémon” he commented, waiting for Gem to find a photo.

"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

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“Oh that’s awesome! My dragonite is shiny too, hold on… her name is Noodles”

"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

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“They aren’t noodles, since they do have legs, but they are adorable.. also they’re orange.”

"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

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"Kevin... Kevin, I'm loosing my mind over here... please tell me I'm right. Please tell me that Dragonair evolves into a Gyarados."

"It goes Dratini, Dragonair, Gyrados, Right?? right?"

“What? No, of course not, it evolves into dragonite, why? Do you need a gyarados for your dex?”

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Stoats playing.

From Life (Episode 7: Hunters and Hunted, 2009)

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Here's another adopt heading @kevin-the-jerk's way A lovely Teal Agate, who's taken a liking to one of the Zooman.