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someone: what's wrong?
me, torn between the need to overshare and the fear of people Knowing about me: um
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Still thinking of a TikTok I saw a year ago where a girl with a shellfish allergy got a crab tattooed on her thigh with one of the claws exactly where her Epi Pen should be stabbed into her so she’d be able to wheeze out “stab the crab” if someone else needed to use her pen on her. Absolutely obsessed. The epitome of work smarter not harder.
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Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out
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“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
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my fav conspiracy theory is that everything will turn out ok eventually
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