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Beefing via duelling newspaper columns for months until the tension becomes so intense they simply MUST meet in a library after hours to bang it out.

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To add on to this, in the peak tumblr era people would be shipping him with the crow guy from Maleficent movies like this

if Revamp came out 10 years ago they would have had the gods most perfect tumblr sexyman on their hands in Ciar

he is a vampire, he is emo, he only wears black and can transform into crows, he has abandonment issues, he is in unrequited gay love with the main character, he wants to kill people but only as a rebelious streak

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a crossover so niche the target audience is literally just me

anyways to Khemjira and Enigma definitely take place in the same universe, right?

And these two would HATE each other's guts, RIGHT?!

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REVAMP: THE UNDEAD STORY | 1.02

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if Revamp came out 10 years ago they would have had the gods most perfect tumblr sexyman on their hands in Ciar

he is a vampire, he is emo, he only wears black and can transform into crows, he has abandonment issues, he is in unrequited gay love with the main character, he wants to kill people but only as a rebelious streak

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Tanwa and the bad bitch he pulled by being really annoying

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yeah yeah queerbaiting is a shitty media tactic and we should be fighting for more genuine representation always. however. it must admittedly also be said that being queerbaited is a pure unadulterated rush that very few other things can compare to and you need to experience it at least once before you die

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Sometimes, Revenged Love is a toxic yaoi story about a supposedly straight man trying to seduce a gay man away from his ex girlfriend while catching feelings for him and sometimes Revenged Love is the story of a straight woman trying very hard to use her charms to seduce her extremely gay boyfriend who is only even speaking to her because his parents hide his snakes from him.

And the rest of the time it's about a gay doctor who just wants gossip and a gay man perfectly willing to provide it as seductively as possible.

Also, snakes.

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sir that man is gonna do you in💀💀💀

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"b-b-b-but romance and lust makes us human!!" WRONG FISHIES DO 🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐙🐠🐠🐬🐙🦑🐳🦐🐋🐙🦑🐳🦐🦞🐋🐙🐟🦑🐠🪼🪼🐳🐋🦞🐙🐠🪼🦐🐋🐳🐙🐠🐠🐳🐙🐙🐙🐳🐳🐙🐟🐙🐠🐠🐳🦐🪼🪼🐳🐠🐙🦑🐙🐙🐳🐠🪼🐋🦐🐙🪼🐋🐋🐙🐟🦀🐠🐳🐋🐠🐠🐟🪼🦀��🐳🐟🦞🐡🦐🐬🐋🦞🐡🦐🐡🐋🦐🦀🐠

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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Say what you want to say. After I finish this cigarette, you won't get the chance to do so.

Ep. 17 | REVENGED LOVE (2025)

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Go my scarab

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Saw a Yok/Captain Christ fanfic and had the most visceral reaction of "Yok would not fuck a cop" before I remembered that. well.