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instead of worldwide voting, they should have introduced negative voting. instead of voting for your favorite, you vote against your enemies
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the french have a big dispenser in paris and once a year they insert a coin and press the button and then a glittery lady falls out and then they feed her un morceau de baguette and put her on a plane
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When you go to the store for "just one thing"
A porcelain figurine - one of a kind, handmade.



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The Arctic Fox Research Center in Iceland put cameras in some bird colonies to see if foxes were stealing eggs/chicks
and turns out the foxes were UNJUSTLY ACCUSED
the culprits were horses
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I’m interviewing with an aquarium tomorrow and this is how the interviewer signed her email

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Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


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SUNSETS PAST 7PM LETS GOOOOO WE MADE IT BOYS!!!
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unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)
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hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
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the world is not scary plus im strong as hell
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