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Sammi staring at us like we did something

Nothing straight ab this pic but the fucking stairs

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these are my 3 (three) weed smoking girlfriends, and yes, they smoke weed.

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Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

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everyones dead and dying and player 067 is just serving face I guess

im binge watching the entirety of squid game ill be live updating on here

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im binge watching the entirety of squid game ill be live updating on here

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why tomorrow I do this now. My ex girlfriend got mad at me because I kept calling her 'dawg'.

as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment

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thank you for this thoughtful reply, I will be burying this post with you so that when you reach the gates of heaven God will be able to see your sins. :)

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA

I WILL IMPREGNATE MYSELF

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Sorry your WHAT

I feel like Yellowjackets wouldn't work if it was a male soccer team because how would the writers do jackieshauna season one arc and get everyone to take it seriously if it was Mpreg. admittedly would enjoy Jeff as a buff middle aged woman though I won't lie, but I feel he'd give off the same vibe as a Home Depot lesbian

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if you met someone else who was both of these and u guys did the deed would this result in both or neither of you getting pregnant. would you be double pregnant? is it gay or straight

I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA

I WILL IMPREGNATE MYSELF

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youll be pleased to know no one has peed in the dashcon 2 ball pit. however, far worse has transpired. the croaker (kermit joker) has died in the dashcon 2 ballpit. rest in pieces.

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Holy shit lol

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guys I unfortunately missed dashcon this year but at the next one I plan to go cosplayed as all three weed smoking girlfriends and sold to one direction simultaneously I plan to call it sold to my three weed smoking one direction

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So the muppet joker was a bit???

No he died for real

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I’ve just got a few finishing touches left on my Dashcon Ballpit cosplay for this weekend

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the unsent project x Yellowjackets is ruining my life

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Call me the pit the way I want her inside me

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The "evil from the start" argument has always been weird to me. They're KIDS. They are 16, 17, 18 years old. Shauna wasn't EVER evil, she was a resentful, grieving, jealous kid. Misty wasn't ever EVIL, she was a sad, excluded, neglected kid. They're not evil, they're traumatized. Of course they spend their entire life in fear of what they did in the wilderness. They're literally the same age as my younger sister.

THEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOCCER ☹️ THEY WERE EXCITED TO HAVE A PRIVATE PLANE ☹️ THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME IN A WEEK ☹️ THEY WERE JUST TEENAGERS ☹️ THEY WERE SO SCARED WHEN THE PLANE WAS GOING DOWN ☹️ THEY JUST WANTED TO PLAY SOCCER AND WIN NATIONALSSSSSSSSSS☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️