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sometimes I have to recite this as a mantra

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what if American Psycho was wet?

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I was looking for references and stumbled across a series of paintings from 1930s by Soviet painter Alexander Samokhvalov called "The young women of metro construction"

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Splish splash 💦🐸🚿

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FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

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Has someone given the new pope deltarune yet

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big fan of this image

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Maybe this is a common thought but it strikes me that the Omegaverse enshrines the Top/Bottom dynamic by giving it gender/sex essentialism. I mean it just makes sex between two men heterosexual again.

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popular "average monkey learns one new thing a day" statistic incorrect. Curious Georg,

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Lesbian Austin Powers: I’ve lost my fujo!

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:( dont call me ass

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Paedophryne amauensis

The discovery of Paedophryne amauensis was just announced this year in Papua New Guinea—though some accounts say it was discovered in 3 years earlier, in 2009) and is not only the smallest frog but also the smallest known vertebrate in the world. On average it grows to just less than 8 mm, which, for comparison, is smaller than an M&M.

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i think all straight people should try being a little bisexual just to see how they feel about it. i dont even mean physically i just mean like. stare a photos of hot men for a bit. watch gay porn. deeply consider the potential of reconnecting with your childhood best friend who you kind of lost touch with despite how close you used to be, leading to a long slowburn romance in which you rediscover the things you love about eachother but don't want to commit in case it ruins your friendship. its called exploring your options ok.

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There is still time by @/luvnotee