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Gutted

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Billy and that stupid freak he drags around

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this porn would be a lot hotter if the person making it was a transgender freak with weird and unethical kinks

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i wanna grab hoffmans tits

Emotional support tiddies!!! (click for better quality and because tumblr crops some of these weirdly)

And bonus:

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Pov: Its 1997 and your boyfriend best friend Stu just heard this song on MTV

So basically your life is over and you're going to have to commit murder-suicide. Again.

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shout out scott tibbs fans, no one hates him like we do <3

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Unfortunately for Randy, guys night started to get a little weird after a while.

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Need to study him under a microscope

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i think they’d get along. tongueduo. tongueshipping if you’re brave enough

should they ever interact? obviously not, that would be horrible for everyone involved. do i still want them to? yes of course

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Sot, Did, and Aam.

The trio has been completed. It can only get sillier from here.

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Taking my meds with peanut butter the dog way™️

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hoffman art 🎀 — divs 🎀

didn’t originally plan on posting these anywhere but i was told the people would like them

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go my strahmlings

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long day at the murder and torture factory

@sawrarepairweek — comfort

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you should watch saw its not very good

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I'd be such a good guard dog :( hover just behind you and bare my teeth at anyone that tries to approach you. Protect you from predators. Ward away strangers. Maul them a bit. I'm a scary boy! But I'd be so tender for you. Open the door for you, and tie your shoelaces, and cook dinner for you. Not even in a romantic way, but with the unadulterated devotion that a pet has to their owner. Really, I'd do anything you want, as long as it meant I was serving you.