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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

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Kissing your forehead while I’m throbbing and cumming inside you. Proud of you for taking it like the good girl you are.

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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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Loool so I hit the tavern tonight n flashed a little ankle at the barmaid for a few extra shillings off my ale (as any good maiden should) then I heard this ALMIGHTY crash ??? Turned around to see it was no other than the newly appointed Knight who had fallen off his chair 🙄🙄🙄 when I offered him a hand he kept almost getting up and staggering down again, covering his visor and muttering 'I shan't, no, I shan't, forgive me, I shan't' 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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Your dad looks gnc af

YOURE INSANE

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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ive been genuinely spam following ppl in my notifs i absolutrly know are my long lost mutuals ive somehow been forcibly estranged from because i literally will see the url and like remember following them for years like am i actually still feeling the aftershocks of when tumblr would unfollow u because i randomly rotate back 2 this website for like 4 days every 7 months like i know these urls girl

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Gotta say, “what is that” is a new response to my dick

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Positive affirmations:

I deserve a halberd

I should be given a halberd

People want me to have a halberd

I can be trusted to own a halberd

I will be given a halberd one day

People will think my halberd is incredibly hot

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ohhhhhh thats why i locked in 5 years ago i genuinely just thought i got over something all enlightened palace of the mindesque. cant even jerk myself off it was acrually just dexamphetamines (still awesome shit tbh still take it. also so good 4 fatigue 2 any1 with chronic fatigue get on this NOWWWWWW. if u can)

my life has actually transformed since i got my add diagnosed and treatrd 🤗 the most amazing 6 months of the last decade for me. ive done things i couldnt even dream of doing for years. i am knocking goals out of the park. i have finally can actually sit tf down and draw for longer than 10 minutes without feeling like ill explode. we doin it babey 🐌