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writing tip #2933:
if you start a cult, you have a ready-made fanbase of people who will always buy your books
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How does every black joke start?
With a look over your shoulder.
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Ahh, Damn it.
I hate it when that happens
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i wanna know wtf was up with the dude from ratatouille that this rat could just up and jaeger pilot his ass by pullin on his hair
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SLPT: Only have a few days to live? Get a life sentence.
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