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what if we kissed and then i fucking killed you

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what if we kissed and then i fucking killed you

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Queer people are making history every day by existing in a world that has consistently tried to make us disappear. 

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Queer people are making history every day by existing in a world that has consistently tried to make us disappear. 

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~Calm~

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Oh my god, the Ten Rules of Comedy

Punchline does not mean hit the child.

Don’t howl at your own jokes.

Tentacles funny. Razor sharp claws not funny.

Multiple heads should speak one-at-a-time.

No claws for tickling.

Scared kids don’t laugh.

Try not to hurt the audience.

Always keep sharp spikes in!

You won’t get a laugh if you don’t take a bath.

Never let them see you slobber.

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Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

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credit

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me: *throws fishfood in the pond*

the koi fish:

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I’m giving up alcohol for a month. 

Wait sorry, that didn’t come out right: 

I’m giving up. Alcohol for a month.

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☆ Cheers for your mortal soul !

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no title | Aruデニー [pixiv]

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saki! my favourite biker chick…

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Saki: Oh yeah, biker gangs are super gay.

Sakura: …But you ran a biker gang.

Saki: Well I never said I was straight.

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二階堂サキ | ことりばこ [pixiv]