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unpopular opinon: major test of strength shrines in botw are the fucking best

i enjoy them a whole lot!!!

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Lyrics to IGOR

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Date a boy who has the nicest eyes you’ve ever seen

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i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

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today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf

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No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

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*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

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with $17,000 you could buy 1,030 small smiling faces.

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2018 Carolina Crown “Beast”: Opening Impact

Preview Show

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*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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Happy fucking pride month y'all, here’s the tea ☕

The Closeted are allowed in pride

Ace/Aro are allowed in pride

Trans Men, Trans Women and Non Binary are allowed in pride (know your roots fam)

Bi/Pan in M/F relationships are allowed in pride

Polyamorous are allowed in pride

POC LGBTQ+ are DEFINITELY allowed in pride

People who are there to support a loved one/family member/friend are allowed in pride

Pedophilia/MAP are NOT allowed in pride

TERFs are NOT allowed in pride

Exclusionists are NOT allowed in pride

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Happy Pride Month.

❤💛💚💙💜💖

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No phrase will better fit Infinity War