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the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous

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i love this picture unironically. this artist must have had a very kind heart.

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Day 455

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"kill them with kindness" wrong. SAW TRAP 🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚🪚⚙️🩸🩸🪚⛓️🩸⚙️⛓️꩜🔪🩸🪚⛓️🩸꩜⚙️🔪🩸🩸🪚꩜🪚⛓️⚙️⛓️🩸🔪꩜🩸⛓️⚙️🩸⚙️🪚⛓️🩸꩜🔪꩜🪚

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lawrence gets trolled

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Day 477

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rip adam faulkner-stanheight, you would have loved making super distasteful and inappropriate 9/11 jokes

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in the bathroom. straight up sawing it. and by it lets justr say... my foot

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I'm going down to Cowtown, the cows are friends to me :)

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being mad and listening to objectively silly music is so funny. you see me playing music in my headphones so i don’t have to speak to my father while like. glowering. and you ask me what i’m listening to and it’s They Might Be Giants’ hit 1986 album They Might Be Giants, commonly referred to as the Pink Album.

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brain is being poisoned by silly music. send help