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“run little boy run!” - my roommate on baseball (@kingkempe)

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andres muñoz

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it really is funny thinking about the fact that one of my major hobbies is imagining professional athletes having sex with each other

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"they should shrink him down and post him on petfinder" <- normal thought to have about a hockey player

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I have never read something so accurate. And the girls are just having a blast!

leon looks like a guy who never expected to wind up in a polyamorous marriage but is rolling with it. connor looks like a guy who never expected to wind up in a polyamorous marriage and is waiting for god to come down from heaven and shoot him with a gun

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thank you @violetcalliope

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im so sure.

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if u think rpf is being a danger to real people then what i say to that is . Im going to touch gabe perreault sexually

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buster. posey.

bsuter posey canyou

bbuster . Buster. . bbuster.

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i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

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hello can I suggest a license plate and you assign a hockey player? if so can I ask for 1994 Michigan alternative base, the orange and blue one with “Great Lakes Splendor” on the bottom?

WOAA yes<3!!!! 100% yes !!!! & THAT IS SUCH A GOOD PLATE <3!!!!! hugeeeee fan of the mich plates pre pure michigan era... (all the pure mich modern plates are.. questionable im looking at you modern mackinac bridge LMAO!!!!) back on topic ! i am giving your lovely plate to leon draisaitl ^_^ ! the blue and orange and flashy and fun and stunning... a little sarcastic yk yk... a lotta personality ^_^!!!!! great plate :) i am currently NERDIN OUT!!!!!! i did NOT expect to ever get a plate to assign a player too and not the other way aroundd.d..d... come off anon lets talk plates!!!!??!?!?!?

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I am a newer fan, I only started caring about hockey for realsies in like… December or January and the Kings as a whole in like… late March/early April? Right before playoffs. Not because they were a playoff team, but because someone pointed out to me that if I’m rooting for 3 people (Kempe and Kopitar and Kuzmenko, the AK line my beloved) I should root for the whole team.

So now I get the joy (/pos!) of learning about all of the people on the team!

la on my kings till i carter george ?

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la on my kings till i carter george ?

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pin post/intro to the shitshow

sarah, any/all, 20s, mainly a hockey blog but will also touch american football and maybe baseball

top teams (NHL): Kings, Wings, Sharks

other teams of note: Lions (NFL)

unique thoughts from here on out will be tagged #sarah speaks (ya know, like the children’s show on pbs, but instead of a talking dog who ate alphabet soup it’s a human person who was in speech therapy for many years as a child)

this is pro-rpf. anti-gen ai blog

also anti-Darnell Nurse. Sarah Nurse is chill, but fuck Darnell

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i'll be honest i did not believe in the edmonton polycule. but then they decided to honeymoon together so. kind of hard to explain that one

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notes app hockey