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I've had this idea stuck in my head all day

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i have been compelled to make the littlest of guys lately...

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so idk if you've read discowing rises (from its mirrorball ashes) by InkpotSprite, but definitely recommend. Love the idea of Duke being fashionable and loving the Discowing look.

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the sillies

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the plot point of ‘Talia and Jason forget to tell Damian to keep his mouth shut about stuff before he goes to Gotham and then Damian absolutely fucks shit up accidentally’ is so golden to me. Damian’s out here collecting stories from his Ahki like a sponge and then absolutely RUINING the man’s tight nit confidentiality. amonth after Damian doesn’t realise the family thought Jason was dead and outs his status as alive, they’re all in the cave while Bruce talks about his ‘no metas’ rule, and Damian who is hearing this for the first time looks up from the batcomputer with the most confused look on his face.

Damian: what about Todd?

Bruce: what about Jason?

Jason, over Bruce’s shoulder: *violently gesturing for Damian to shut the fuck up*

Tim: him coming back to life doesn’t count as being a meta, it doesn’t affect his abilities.

Damian, visibly second guessing himself while eyeing Jason’s face of promised murder: I was referring to the magic swords but… i sense i should not have…

Bruce:

Tim:

Jason:

Dick:

Bruce: his what now?

Jason, to Damian: see this is why Talia SENT YOU AWAY.

Damian: you people really need to start telling me the things you want kept a secret from the rest of the family.

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Inspired by this post - Jason and Duke having glowy eyes and freaking Bruce out

Bruce: Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said. I thought I was gonna shit my pants.

Dick: But they’re so adorable, aren’t they?

Bruce: Unfortunately yes.

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Batkids play a game called "Never have you ever" where Duke gazes into their timelines in the multiverse and tells them two made-up things and one that happened in an else-word and they have to guess which is real

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me @ my mutuals

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oh no the horrors-

wait hang on. it’s past 9 pm. false alarm, i cannot trust the horrors

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“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

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Anyone missing a heavy stone/concrete Dalek?

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oh boy i sure hope nothing bad happens :)

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healed tattoo of Moder, the monster from The Ritual

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