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[kingsofhellfire]

Modern Steve in the Past AU part 2

abby:

oh my god that last one is BIG BRAINED

his vecna song is "i know the end" by phoebe bridgers, i accept no criticism on this

LEGOs Stranger Things:

I would have also accepted inkpot gods

But I will listen to this now & almost certainly go "yeah absolutely"

wynnyfryd moo moo!:

“no you guys don’t understand she makes out with herself at the end it’s so good”

Gorgeousgreymatter:

NOBODY KNOWS IT

why did i have that thought which one of you did this to me

I HAD A THOUGHT IN THE WRONG PLACE LMAO

god

wynnyfryd moo moo!:

ANTI-ANGST RAY-

his nana used to watch him as a kid and loved old timey records so he loves all the classics too

Gorgeousgreymatter:

i am healed

Vega:

No but maybe eddie was curious about steve's fav future music so he made steve sing the song for him and he memorizes it enough to sing it back to steve and save him from being vecna'd 🥲

[kingsofhellfire]

Modern Steve in the Past AU

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Y'all my brain keeps spiralling with "rip Eddie Munson you would have loved critrole" & then going "I want a modern Steve having to navigate the 1980s who can actually think 'rip Eddie Munson you would have loved d&d shows'"

LEGOs Stranger Things:

In no particular order-

-steve is stymied by stick shift, and part of the reason hes territorial over his car is bc it's NICE & it's AUTOMATIC. if he has to figure out first vs third gear or find out what neutral actually does he will lose his shit all over the pavement

-i think it'd be funny if he referenced memes every once in a while or said things like "lmao" out loud & to everyone else sounded absolutely incomprehensible

-if he listens to any podcasts I want him to listen to behind the bastards & dungeons & daddies- not a bdsm podcast

-"yeah yeah four dads from our world flung into the forgotten realms on a quest to resume their lost sons, we've all heard it" "I'm sorry, we have NOT, who are you and what have you done with Steve"

-addendum- this really stresses him out in s4 with favorite songs like. How's he gonna say "my favorite song won't be made for about ohh 20, 30 years"

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Okay now I'm actually mapping this modern Steve nonsense out. Bear with me now I cannot put this genie back in the bottle

LEGOs Stranger Things:

-UD is frozen in time, we've all seen that used as a convenient time travel/stop death plot device

-we can have some modern day UD shenanigans. As a treat

-doesnt matter how Steve gets to Hawkins it just matters that he does, and it's prior to 1983 now

-hes like hang on didn't aunt (someone) & uncle (whoever) live here? Dad talked about them occasionally. A lot of stuff happened in this town right?

-the point is- the Harringtons have not fucking changed, this house is empty 90% of the time

-steve is flying by the seat of his pants here but is like Yeah I'm uh. Housesitting for my aunt & uncle. Right.

-it works out bc this is fiction and it's convenient for me. Steve Harrington, nephew of the Harringtons who ostensibly live in loch Nora, is established

-you gotta have something to do when you're trying not to think abt the dread & fear of everything falling apart! Podcasts are out so sportsball it is

-people probably don't question him super much bc he's pretty & charismatic

-and then s1 starts & steve gets sucked into The PlotTM

Vega:

Wait so, he's Steve from the future, who ends up in the 80's and just kinda house squats at his relatives' house? I can vibe with that!

Mizaku Ito:

say, his fav song... could it be https://open.spotify.com/track/50Cf2eYv8zT3v2HAkwhIiL?si=03639ef2affb4aae

idk, i just want this dork to vibe to somehting silly ig 😅

plus, we know he likes banana's

Vega:

YOOOOO that song is norwegian!! it's from my country!! 🤩 love to see some rep out inthe wild lmao

Mizaku Ito:

steve as a eurovision fan, anyone?

Vega:

YES :yellsteve: he'd be so into it! The politics, the drama, the unhingedness of it all

kesbird:

god the vine and tiktok references he'd make

Mizaku Ito:

conchita wurst

Chase | Splintercat on AO3 — Yesterday at 3:54 PM

I love the Steve from the future idea omg

Vega:

Steve, driving Robin to school- chuckles Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!

Robin- :biconfusion: are you an idiot, Steve??

Chase | Splintercat on AO3 — Yesterday at 3:58 PM

Everyone just being like 🤨 when he makes a vine reference but they chalk it up to the concussions lol

Mizaku Ito:

the dad jokes

LEGOs Stranger Things: THATS IT THATS THE VIBE

kesbird:

Steve very upset that he didn't learn the like lotto numbers or something helpful like all he's got is vine references and a really good following on tiktok in like 40 years

@LEGOs Stranger Things I need this fic so bad lmao

He deffo would invest in apple though early on just like "guys TRUST me"

LEGOs Stranger Things:

LMAOOO I can try but this is gonna be the best you'll get from me

Oh my god the common hc is that Steve's a cubs fan right

Bc before 2016 their last win was in 1908

Like I'm imagining Steve going "wait I should know who wins a world series when right?" & drawing a fucking blank bc it's never the goddamn Cubs

Mizaku Ito:

he can still bet on their outcomes right?

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Yeah he can it's just not the like guarantee

Vega:

then 2016 finally rolls around and he's like this is my year ??

rainbownerds:

Steve the back to the future fan who ends up going back to the 80s and has a whole fanboy moment. Maybe Dustin finds out sometime before season 3 in canon time and Steve quotes doc brown to sound smart until the movie comes out and Dustin yells at him about it

kesbird:

pffft that's so hilarious and we know how he is about quoting things lmao

rainbownerds:

"I dunno how it happened, Henderson! Maybe there was some kind of fluxy catheter or one point fifty three jiggle-whats of plutonium around but somehow I got here"

kesbird:

"I'm gonna pretend you didn't just use jiggle and catheter while trying to explain time travel. Jesus Steve"

if there were catheters and plutonium involved I don't wanna know." "I don't know just time travel shit dude!" OMG dustin once he finds out keeps pestering steve on the plot to sequel movies

Chase Splintercat on AO3:

What if Steve kept getting mixed up on what year movies or songs were released too?

“Oh Madonna is great, I love Vogue!”

“What?”

LEGOs Stranger Things:

"look, closest I get to nerd science is Jurassic park"

"Steve you READ?"

"Oh my god it was a BOOK??"

Chase | Splintercat on AO3 — Yesterday at 4:48 PM

Ok wait but what if he accidentally made references to the LOTR movies lol

rainbownerds:

Steve accidentally spoiling everything because he can never remember what happened in which installment

kesbird:

FACTS

Kingdom Kai:

Okay but people asking Steve for the LOTR movie cast and like ecery big name the response is who

Mizaku Ito:

Orlando Bloom! You know, from the pirates stuff!

Kingdom Kai:

In 86 Orlando bloom was ten lmao

Mizaku Ito:

But would Steve pause to think and do the math on that xD

Oh! Vecna! Steve will say they'll need his jar of dirt! And nobody will get it because potc isn't a thing yet!

Kingdom Kai:

Lbr Steve would have no idea how old anyone is without google

Mizaku Ito:

I don't either

rainbownerds:

"ah shit, I see what's happening here. Uhh who's the old dude again?"

Mizaku Ito:

Wanna bet he calls sir Ian McKellen "sir Kelly"?

Vega :

"Oh yeah i really love that part where arwen saves frodo and they're being chased across the river by the ringwraiths!" "That was glorfindel, what did you smoke, steve??"

Gorgeousgreymatter:

LMAO

the toe fact

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Okay but how does a guy that could have known what persona 5 was explain how this whole vecna situation was giving him major persona vibes

Gorgeousgreymatter:

he would know that

Mizaku Ito:

"never heard of glory belt before, whose that?"

Chase | Splintercat on AO3 — Yesterday at 5:05 PM

Steve has no idea who Tom Bombadil is despite making numerous lotr references

kesbird:

I love the idea of steve like not thinking and making an lotr joke and eddie just spinning around like "you read the books????" and steves like no but I watched the movies and eddie is so confused because he cannot IMAGINE steve watching that old animated one

LEGOs Stranger Things:

"oh yeah viggo mortensen was hot as fuck, they used the take where broke his toe kicking that helmet"

rainbownerds:

I mean Steve canonically just calls actors by names of other characters they play he'd call him magneto and make the kids little nerd brains melt

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Steve Harrington: grond was more of a dad to me than my real dad was

Vega:

I was thinking that too! him and eddie bonding over lotr until steve goes Tom BombaWHO?? and eddie is very confused

Mizaku Ito:

The... Door break thingy???

Gorgeousgreymatter:

steve's smeagol impression

kesbird:

oh god he would have one

jesus

Mizaku Ito:

"it burns us precious!"

Chase Splintercat on AO3:

Ok but Steve knows who Figwit is right lol

Gorgeousgreymatter:

dustin: do people in the future think that's good

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Yeah I think maybe that's just my friend group that makes "that's my dad Grond" jokes then huh

rainbownerds:

"I swear that's what he sounds like!!"

kesbird:

Ok but Steve just starts making shit up about the future he's like "harrison ford plays smeagol actually no make up"

Madonna's in it as the elf woman

Gorgeousgreymatter:

AHHHHH

Mizaku Ito:

How a out Ronald McDonald running for president... And winning!

Gorgeousgreymatter:

dustin calls him in the future when it's finally cast like you son of a bitch

kesbird:

lmao can you imagine them hearing that they are releasing the lotr movies soon and all of the party being so scared because Steve has been feeding them lies since the 80s

LEGOs Stranger Things:

He's been keeping that sucker charged!! He's allowed to have a Nintendo switch & a phone with a USB-C charger in a little bag when he gets kidnapped. I'm allowing him that bc I need him to be like "well at least I'll have free time to beat persona 5 royal" or smth

kesbird:

God Steve being an EDM music kind of person though like straight up likes club music and when the others first have a listen to it they're like????

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — Yesterday at 5:25 PM

future steve is to blame for eddie’s eurotrash phase

kesbird:

YEP

LEGOs Stranger Things:

I'm allowing him whatever video games I have downloaded on my 512 gb memory card bc I'm imagining Dustin finding out that he has a little machine that has 32 gb naturally & 512 GB REMOVABLE MEMORY, SMALLER THAN A METACARPAL

Also bc I have Hades downloaded & he deserves to have the Beat the Shit Out Of Your Dad game

kesbird:

Dustin would wanna study it like a bug but steve won't even let him breathe near it "because if this thing breaks and I have to wait like 30 years to play this game I'm gonna lose it henderson"

Gorgeousgreymatter:

That's what I'm saying!!! DUSTIN WOULD SCREAM

Mizaku Ito:

Will that make them think he's from, idk, 2180s?

Gorgeousgreymatter:

omfg those dumbasses imagining full on jetsons

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Yeah lmao Dustin's like I draw the LINE at this 30 YEARS FROM NOW dogshit

Mizaku Ito:

Because let's be real, technology has been making leaps

Gorgeousgreymatter:

yeah dude we all have personal robots in the future. or we did. until they started getting smarter.... (Dustin: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN)

Mizaku Ito:

They wouldn't believe him about musk sending a sports car up into space either

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I wouldn't believe anything that's happened between 2016-now lmao

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Being fair I also do not want to believe it. Fucker

Gorgeousgreymatter:

or i would and be really sad about it :sNort:

kesbird:

Lmao steve forgetting when things happened so he's like "Yeah and they sent a man up to the moon!" "That's already happened Steve" "Oh... well they sent a sports car up there too!"

Mizaku Ito:

"honestly I'm just glad i escaped the pandemic by coming here"

No further explanations

kesbird:

dude remembers he's gonna have to go through that pandemic bullshit AGAIN

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — Yesterday at 5:29 PM

just mumbles “have the murder hornets come yet?” and ominously walks out

kesbird:

when it first starts becoming a thing and people are liek "It'll blow over soon 😌 " and steve is already ferally buying everything in bulk and has at least like 30 cozy pajamas for the long haul

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Eddie & Robin like. I have some bad news for you abt that

kesbird:

"I'm just glad there isn't acid rain yet"

LEGOs Stranger Things:

The party are like. Literally almost nothing that's come out of your mouth has been promising

Mizaku Ito:

"they were working on bringing back the mammoths when i left"

wynnyfryd moo moo!:

oh noooooooo future steve knowing how bad 80s hair products are for the environment

and like, probably your hair lol all the flammable af hairspray

Chase Splintercat on AO3:

Ok but my hurt/comfort brain is now picturing Steve comforting Robin with news about queer rights

kesbird:

Dustin- "Well if we are actually believing Steve then there are soon going to be * squints at notes * murder hornets, a plague, acid rain, and a robot uprising so-"

Mizaku Ito:

"we'll have to wait until the turn of the century, but as soon as they legalize gay marriage, I'm flying you and whatever girl you'll be dating to the Netherlands for your wedding"

O. Wha. what about Dahmer

Like, with the big deal being made about the show, i can see Steve having watched it... And now he's in the time period where Dahmer's.... Dahmering.

LEGOs Stranger Things:

YIKES

What I'm hearing tho is that this all comes out in the wash to the scoops troop in S3 & to the party at large more or less during s4

kesbird:

Y’all this came up on my TikTok and it just fits with what we’ve been saying lol

Chase Splintercat on AO3:

Oh god I just remembered about Schwarzenegger being a governor... that's totally one of those ones the party wouldn't believe until it happened lol

kesbird:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRV5yxyw/

TikTok

Miller on TikTok

It all could have been avoided if some just handed him a koosh ball #eddiemunson #strangerthings #fidgettoys #theyhe

Miller on TikTok

kesbird:

At this point they have like a betting pool on which crazy thing Steve is right about and what he’s just making up

messessentialist [sadie!]:

i will never catch up with future steve but i hope you all had FUN

LEGOs Stranger Things:

Hoping & praying that Steve's seen the "shit tier ugly ass elf" post bc i. Hang on. I was abt to say I NEED or see him reference it. But then I realized I'm the captain of this goddamn frigate

kesbird:

LOL

abby:

wait. if steve's phone has modern-day internet in the Upside Down...is he gonna start posting tiktoks?

"sorry i dropped off the face of the earth, guys, i just time traveled to 1983. P.S. do y'all think that alternate dimension monster bats can have rabies? My friend is worried"

LEGOs Stranger Things:

On one hand I'm erring on the side of no bc itd probably drain his battery too much & break his NDAs. But on the other hand

On the other hand. It is SO funny to me to think abt steve going "demobats stole my fucking liver. Can't have SHIT in Hawkins!!!"

[kingsofhellfire]

Teaching Dustin to Drive

Ana | angst princess — Today at 10:01 AM

Thinking about the henderfam family time

Steve and Eddie driving Dustin around and hanging out with him

lettersinthesand — Today at 10:21 AM

Yes 🥺

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 10:21 AM

I love the hc of steve teaching Dustin to drive and Eddie being like yeah team effort and Steve being like absofuckinglutely not lmao

lettersinthesand — Today at 10:22 AM

Hbdhsgsfd YEAH

Steve being like "i am teaching you how to drive but NOT in the BMW"

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 10:23 AM

Haha Dustin would burn his clutch out in a day :sNort:

Ana | angst princess — Today at 10:27 AM

Steve in the driver's seat, Dustin in the passenger's and Eddie in the back

flintandfuss — Today at 10:55 AM

Dustin mixes up the gas and the breaks and hits a tree. Eddie somehow gets the blame

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — Today at 11:03 AM

They are all yelling at the same time

Ana | angst princess — Today at 11:03 AM

Steve and Eddie driving Dustin to his entrance exams and cheering for him 🥹

I have many feelings about the Henderfam

They are both Dustin's dads

I wish we could have gotten a spin off

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — Today at 11:04 AM

🥲

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:36 AM

Yes 😭

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:36 AM

Now im just picturing that scene from Bob's burgers where Tina hits the only car in the entire parking lot

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 11:37 AM

Omfg Dustin Tina groaning the whole time :sNort:

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:37 AM

Lmao YEAH

Just. This https://youtu.be/hZ_EKHGgWJQ

YouTube

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Bob's Burgers - Tina Driving A Car

Image

kesbird — Today at 11:38 AM

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:40 AM

"DUSTIN YOURE HEADING TOWARDS THE ONLY CAR IN THE LOT"

kesbird — Today at 11:42 AM

Except Steve would be leaning over and stealing the wheel from him and turning it and then more hysteric screaming because Dustin won’t get his foot off the gas even as Steve is turning th wheel

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:45 AM

LMAO YEAH

Meanwhile Eddie is screaming in the backseat

I'm just imagining that one moment when i almost ran off the highway during a driving lesson because i started turning the wheel on accident while looking behind me and my instructor just threw herself over to the wheel

Like

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — Today at 11:46 AM

lmaooooo, that tina scene has will byers written all over it

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:46 AM

Steve: alright, you're doing fine, now check the dead angle

Dustin: ok [turns the entire wheel with him]

Steve: JESUS CHRIST NO

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — Today at 11:47 AM

my parents took me out to middle of nowhere farm country to learn how to drive and i almost drove us into a cow pasture doing this exact move

kesbird — Today at 11:47 AM

Eddie trying to get to the wheel too like lunging over dustins head and now Steve is fighting both dustin adn eddie becasue either one of them at the wheel is BAD right now

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:48 AM

I CANT

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:48 AM

LMAO YUP

kesbird — Today at 11:49 AM

Dude my driving instructor instead of taking me on my first ride in a parking lot or with some cones immediately just told me to DRIVE ON THE INTERSTATE so I'm white knuckling the steering wheel going faster than I've ever been in my LIFE and he's yelling because i'm freaking out and dont know how to gently turn to another lane going this fast and boy howdy was there fear in my whole body after that

like most everyone in my rural little hick town had technically been driving cars and tractors since they were like 10 so I guess he just assumed I was the same but he learned VERY quickly that I was not in fact ready in any way to drive

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — Today at 11:50 AM

omfg just imagine dustin getting the wheels stuck in manure :sNort:

kesbird — Today at 11:51 AM

I imagine Dustin having this experience when his mom signs him up for a driving class and gets ptsd and steve is like i'll teach you and as soon as they start he's panicking because AHh

"He told me to ride it like i would a tractor steven! I've never even TOUCHED a tractor I was in hell!"

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:53 AM

LMAO YES

lettersinthesand — Today at 11:53 AM

Steve- this is why we're NOT doing this in the BMW!

[kingsofhellfire]

Star Wars au

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 6:57 PM

Yall

Where are the star wars aus

I have seen none and that is a travetsy

wynnyfryd || moo moo! — 12/11/2022 6:58 PM

oooooh, that would be dope. palmviolet started a space-y sci-fi thing but it’s on hold right now i think

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:02 PM

Please picture

Son of a high ranked empire/first order/whatever Steve and rebel spy/pilot/mechanic Eddie who is the one that finds Steve trying to get as far from his family's evil ideas as he can

kesbird — 12/11/2022 7:07 PM

Steve had been brain washed into it for such a long time until a meeting where only he was going not his parents happened and the rebels broke in and tried to steal Steve, Steve somehow gets stolen back by his parents with his whole world rocked and queue smuggler Eddie being asked to steal a whole ass first order royalty from under his parents nose by the band of rebels that basically adopted him to the good side

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:18 PM

Cue obligatory rebel Dustin being one of the ones to initially steal Steve and Steve being like 'wtf you're 12'

Also maybe the rebels knowing Steve has become sympathetic to their cause becuase the first order has been pushing for a political marriage between Steve and princess nancy

kesbird — 12/11/2022 7:51 PM

OOOH yesssss

And Eddie thinks he’s gonna get some stuck up brain washed rich asshole and he instead gets a feral little protective baddie who is also an asshole but in a cute way

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:56 PM

Eddie picks up Steve and his two bags and internally Eddie is like wtf rich boy how much shit do you need to defect

But then Steve opens the bags and reveals a bunch of shit that can be pawned for money/new tools/weapons that he let's Eddie take becuase no duh this rebel guy doesn't trust him yet

kesbird — 12/11/2022 8:11 PM

I’m trying to figure out how Robin would fit into this

Obviously El would be a Jedi type

And I’m leaning toward will being one too?

I feel like Nancy would be basically leia

And then the rest of the kids are rebel mechanics and scientists and nerd shit with Lucas trying to break into the xwing pilot program

Jocelyn and hopper are like heads of the rebels basically

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 8:46 PM

Okay so if the first order has been pushing for a political marriage between Nancy and Steve I assume maybe Steve goes to Nancy's planet regularly

And oops Robin is Nancy's actual betrothed and the order won't acknowledge it becuase they're both ladies

But oops Steve and Robin hit it off and that's what starts him thinking about the brainwashing

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:01 PM

Okay but

BUT

Former storm trooper Eddie who was stolen by Wayne who couldn't watch children be turned into soldiers any longer

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:14 PM

YOOOOOOOO

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:14 PM

I LOVE THIS

that is totally his backstory like he was stolen by Wayne as a kid and then worded with Wayne and has a DEEP set hatred for the order

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:22 PM

Wayne was some low level peon tasked with child care and he kept getting attached to the kids and then idk maybe lil kid Eddie reminds him of his own brother or whatever

So he takes little Eddie and runs and ends up going to Joyce and Hopper

Eddie's storm trooper designation was like ED (some numbers idk)

So Wayne called him Ed

And then eddie

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:36 PM

AHHHHH

Yesssss

Wayne’s the one that when he hears they’re looking for a smuggler is like “…. I might know a kid”

Henry creel as the dark side force user

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:43 PM

Yesssss

And Wayne actively encourages Eddie's smuggling, mainly becuase as a former trooper he essentially has no documents (birth certificate, space social security number, etc) so Eddie doesn't have a ton of options anyway

And then he fucking hates the order

Also

Corroded coffin as other defected troopers eho remember Wayne being kind to them so they go to him when they run

(Eddie's guitar in this scenario is a Droid with a wicked awesome paint job. He calls her Sweetheart)

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:53 PM

Dude Eddie being a across the stars rockstar years later with ex stormtroppers is the most METAL thing I’ve ever heard oh my god

But just having sweetheart his droid is also VERY good

Wayne just becomes a collector of ex stormtroopers and honestly loves it lmao

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:56 PM

Work gave me so much time to think about all this

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:56 PM

Eddie will come back from some space bullshit and be like alright who do we have now

kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:57 PM

👀👀👀 do you have more thoughts Kai because I need them

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:58 PM

Gimme a sec to get home and I will thoughts at you

kesbird — 12/11/2022 11:00 PM

Ooh something happening with the republic and Eddie somehow gets put on their list of suspected murderers too and Jason carver is the enforcer maybe to try and track him down which is the reason he’s pretty ok with taking this job. Like he’s had to lay low for AWHILE and really is starting to run out of money even though this plan sounds ridiculous also it would add a fun layer later when Steve is like on his ship

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:01 PM

Oh yes good love it perfect

Also

When they start trusting each other Eddie protects Steve from a blaster but the bolt catches his clothes on fire so he throws off his jacket as they run and when everything's calmed down

Dundundun

Steve sees Eddie's stormtrooper deisgnation

(Also Also I want the other threed corroded boys to be from the same batch of troopers so all three of them have designations starting with cc)

kesbird — 12/11/2022 11:24 PM

AHHH THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD

Steve is like suddenly not quite sure if this is a trick or not because you know stormtrooper numbers like his brain immediately goes to either he’s being strung along for some elaborate plot or this stormtrooper is waiting to kill him in a more obvious place or something bad idk because that old brain programming is telling him that stormtroopers never defect that the programming they go through is too powerful and that it never happens

Also I can’t stop thinking about Eddie’s droid sweetheart, like I want her to be like an R2 food or something or just the equivalent of r2’s total fucking readiness for murder and shenanigans

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:33 PM

Yeeeees I love it yesyesyes

Maybe to try to ground him Eddie would point out that you know, he's not super fit like a trooper, his hair is too long for a trooper, etc

Becuase even being a direct med supplier to the resistance and having a big old patch on his kacket for it sometimes rebels who find out he's a former trooper get weird about it like Steve is now

Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:44 PM

Okay so Sweetheart is an old astromech like r2, very vintage very classy

Someone offers her, not in working condition, as a trade for something vital like bacta or food

So Eddie takes her and spends a ridiculous amount of his free time giving her a custom paint job, cleaning her, replacing parts, and he finally feels like he has everything fixed and powers her on

And she beeps and looks around

And Eddie grins and says "Hi, sweetheart."

kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:09 AM

YESSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSS

sweetheart is the reason for many of Eddie’s gray hairs but if anyone even looked at her funny Eddie would go to war lol (that is assuming sweetheart doesn’t beat him to it)

Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:12 AM

Eddie learns Droid for her becuase she's so talkative

It is mostly her shit talking people in Eddie's honor

kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:14 AM

SO TRUE

Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:15 AM

Eddie doesn't take Sweetheart with him to get Steve- he doesn't want to risk her if he gets caught. He leaves her with Wayne and she is FURIOUS about this

But then while Eddie is off falling in love with a spoiled rich order boy the CC boys show up and Sweetheart decides that she is in charge of them until Eddie gets back

So there's just three nervous former troopers being chased around by a Droid with a badass paint job

When Eddie gets back with Steve she refuses to talk to him at first

The whole rebel base is finding excuses to detour to the bunks so they can see cool smuggler Eddie begging a Droid to let him in he's sorry he only left her to protect her

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:24 AM

HELLO YES HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT A STAR WARS AU WITHOUT ME

I love all of this so much

Jason is 100% a total little douchey order guy

Like Hux but more stuck-up

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:25 AM

Yes

He'd be perfect at it

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:26 AM

Absolutely

And Henry as a dark side force user :loveteeth: PERFECTION

Ok ok but. El backstory time

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:27 AM

Henry is the dark side user who gets TOO into the fucked up torture stuff

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:27 AM

YUP

Holy shit him having a scene with Steve or Eddie like Kylo Ren had with Rey

Yknow, the whole mind torture thing

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM

I could see Steve not being a force user but amazingly useful and talented despite it like Hans solo (or sokka from atlab)

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM

Oh Steve is a Han Solo type guy for SURE

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM

Ed?

Some kinda smuggler?

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM

100% done with everything and everyone all of the time and ridiculously sexy

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM

Ooohh yes!

That really suits him tbh i vibe with that

Flying a piece of garbage ship similar to the van lol

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM

Hahaha yea

Bitter rivals

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:31 AM

Yup

Ok but El. She's from a humble background but was picked up by the order at a really young age when they realized she was able to use the force, they took her to wherever to do experiments/train her to do their bidding/whatever. Brenner is the imperial guy in charge, Henry is another one of their trainees who ended up in some sort of position of power

But then she escapes somehow

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:32 AM

Escapes like Finn? (My beloved)

Just out of sheer luck and panic, but with her powers

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:36 AM

Omg YESSSS

Maybe she somehow manages to escape with a rebel infiltrator

OMG HOPPER

It's by sheer coincidence but she just latches onto him and he's like "oh shit ok let's go"

Vega — 12/12/2022 7:50 AM

Yoooooooo

I love star wars :yellsteve: :yellsteve: :yellsteve:

Thank you for bringing this au into life, i can't believe none of us have thought of it earlier?!! Well, better late than never :loveteeth:

Mizaku Ito — 12/12/2022 8:57 AM

who is chewbacca?

kesbird — 12/12/2022 8:59 AM

Oh my god ok so maybe the rebels want Steve not only because he’s like been adopted but also because Steve straight up stole the plans for the Death Star and that’s why there’s such a mad scramble to get him back. Queue Eddie having to stash Steve somewhere for a bit because the first order is closing in and he’s got a contact that can get him a new ride for a bit. And like he gets Steve on but Eddie pulls off as a decoy so he gets plucked up by Henry and they do that whole Poe Dameron thing and Eddie’s straight up getting tortured and Steve gets to the base and Eddie’s not there so him and sweetheart are off to go get their idiot mans

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 9:07 AM

YESSSS THIS

Oh my god oh my god Steve just straight up taking all the documents he can before he runs

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 9:07 AM

Alexei

Mizaku Ito — 12/12/2022 9:08 AM

accepted

Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:13 PM

Yes exactly that was my thoughts you guys get it!!

I really need a hig dramatic convo where Eddie is like 'why can't you just trust me? The order has fucked me over as much as you!'

kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:17 PM

Yesss and Steve realizes what a hypocrite he’s being

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 5:25 PM

Cannot stop thinking about star wars au. I just. Billy being in the order and Max struggling with smth similar to canon like, being torn between guilt and relief

kesbird — 12/12/2022 5:30 PM

Her family was in the order for sure her mom married in and she HATES it

Max and Steve talking about their lives as families of the first order and all that entails

kesbird — 12/12/2022 5:31 PM

I am so weak for this au

really and truly

Vega — 12/12/2022 5:36 PM

We really do need more of star wars au!

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 8:49 PM

SAME

lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 8:51 PM

Yeah 😭 maybe Max and her mom got out together at some point but it got them on the hitlist

kesbird — 12/12/2022 8:58 PM

FOR SURE

[kingsofhellfire]

Pokemon au

TemporalCoffin:

What Pokemon would Steve and Eddie like? I wanna hear everyone's opinions

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:24 AM

My time has come

Eddie is literally just that one gym leader in sword and shield, Piers, and that’s a dark type gym I see him with a lot of dark types and ghost types

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:26 AM

Omg youre right he is piers

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:27 AM

HE IS PIERS

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:27 AM

I had this thought cos I saw a meme sketch of Eddie wanting a loudred so he can have a pokemon as am amp

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:27 AM

Omg that’s incredible

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:27 AM

It was just him sobbing and begging his whimsur to evolve

Hang on I'll find it again

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:29 AM

For Steve it’s hard to say because instinct says he’d love fighting types but idk if that fits him exactly. I think Steve would have a mix of types. He’s a family man, specifically a found family man, his Pokémon team isn’t filled with one specific type, he has a mix of all sorts that work well together as a team 😌

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:29 AM

https://twitter.com/wobblyart_/status/1589488545395187713?t=BG1W9pTH8j37hR2ecISf-Q&s=19

Wobbly (no reposts) (@wobblyart_)

More Pokémon Trainer Eddie Munson 🫶 he loves Pokémon a lot he’s a big nerd

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Click through there's a second panel of him admiring robins pokemon

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:30 AM

noivern would be a good fit for Eddie I think, bat and sound based. Also it’s dragon type and like dungeons an dragons and yeah

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:30 AM

Omg Robin with a gothorita 😭😭😭

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:30 AM

He'd be torn between basically doing fantasy football with his pokemon, or like being obsessively involved with the nurseries cos he likes the lil babies

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:31 AM

STEVE ISNT EVEN A POKEMON TRAINER HES A POKEMON BREEDER YES 100%

Steve is a Pokémon breeder but is also Nurse Joy

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:31 AM

I think Eddie tries to teach a Jigglypuff to do metal vocals, purely cos I think it's funny

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:32 AM

Eddie gets tired of it eventually because it isn’t working and just shoves him onto Steve and when he comes back to pick him up Steve is like “sorry, he’s my child now, you can’t have him back”

Eddie 100% would have an Obstagoon tho

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:33 AM

Omg he would get a toxtricity

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:34 AM

HE WOULD ABSOLUTELY

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:34 AM

When you need a new band member so you get a pokemon lmao

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:34 AM

Exactly!!

But also I love the idea of Steve being the type of trainer that does that thing where people will do themed pokemon teams? He gets a team of all the ones that look the most like dogs. He has a dog team

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:35 AM

Eddie: sorry fellas I'm replacing you all with pokemon

Corroded Coffin:....WHAT

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:36 AM

I think Steve would have a rockruff 1000% percent

And probably Yamper as well

I know I’m mixing pokemon regions probably but I don’t care

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:36 AM

Who cares international travel exists

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:36 AM

You right

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:37 AM

Eddie would be a good gym leader cos he can put up a challenge but he likes seeing kids succeed too 😭

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:37 AM

His rockruff evolves into Lycanroc and Eddie is like “THATS SO FUCKING COOL”

OH EDDIE HAS AN IMPIDIMP FOR SURE

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:38 AM

Omg Steve would probably do those pokemon talent shows

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:38 AM

OMG THE POKEMON BEAUTY PAGENT THINGS YES

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:39 AM

Pokémon breeder Steve would probably breed starter Pokémon for the kids

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:39 AM

WAIT POKEMON PROFESSOR STEVE

He’s the one that gives the kids their starters 😭😭😭😭

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:40 AM

Not me getting emotional over pokemon

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:40 AM

I will always get emotional over pokemon

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:41 AM

he also cooks Pokémon treats like poke blocks or poffins for everyone :luv: :luv:

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:41 AM

I’m just disappointed that I can’t decide who in the party would have a leafeon I need one of them to have a leafeon. Leafeon is my baby

(Nancy has psychic type pokemon btw that’s my hc I know this was originally about Steve and Eddie but I wanted to throw it out there)

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:43 AM

Oh I'm all for all the pokemon hcs

What would Robin have, I feel like she'd go on aesthetics

The stats are garbage but they look cool

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:44 AM

Yeah I think Robin is another one that doesn’t have a team based on type

I really loved Robin having a gothorita in that tweet, she’d have hatterene I think too

(Is it obvious yet that most of my pokemon knowledge comes from sword and shield?)

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:46 AM

she has a vanillite that she names ahoy

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:46 AM

I’ve played other pokemon games, I’ve played X, I’ve played omega ruby, I’ve played Sun, but sword and shield has been the only one I’ve played more than once

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:46 AM

FUCK YOURE SO RIGHT YES

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:46 AM

OH AND STEVE HAS ONE NAMED SCOOPS

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:46 AM

YES

And the two of them, for reasons neither Steve nor Robin can figure out, the two of them hate each other. They try to get their pokemon to play together and Scoops and Ahoy will not go near each other

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:50 AM

That's hilarious

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:50 AM

Okay I’m going to map out the thought process I just had because I’m about to say something that might sound buckwild. But like modern au right and they’re just playing the games, but Robin gets into like all the legendary pokemon and then I started thinking about how Robin would do research and come up with theories for the game (and others probably) and that led me to the hc that Robin would probably watch game theory in a modern au and truthfully no one can change my mind

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:50 AM

Oh you know who does have fighting types? Max

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:51 AM

Yes Max 1000% has fighting types

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:51 AM

Shes really into battling

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:52 AM

Max just casually becomes the new pokemon champion of the region

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:52 AM

Steve's like look at my cool cute new pokemon and max is like I bet mine could beat it up

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:52 AM

She’s like “you guys were fucking around and getting your pokemon to play games, I came to WIN”

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:53 AM

Max plays the way I play, only attack moves nothing else

The party is over there doing stats and getting the best debuffs and buffs and she's like "hey nerds check out my all punching team"

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:55 AM

Steve’s like “Look at this cute little pokemon I just got!” And Max is like “I have a level 100 Machamp”

I also only really play with attack moves 😂😂 I’m like “why do I need a move that decreases enemy stats when I can just punch and kick them until they’re gone?”

Surprisingly though persona 5 has helped me start using stat buffs and debuffs more 😂

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:57 AM

I played like that my entire childhood I don’t think I even ever realized stat effect moves did stuff lmao

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:57 AM

Seriously it’s just like “y’all are using strategy? No I hit the thing with my most powerful attack immediately and it’s dead in two rounds. Next”

nyanmao — Yesterday at 2:58 AM

“Scoops Ahoy Employees Steve&Robin has challenged you to a battle!!”

and it’s just 2 vanillites that only attack each other

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:58 AM

This is also why I don’t think I could ever play a healer or a healing focused character Im like “no! Let me do maximum damage!!!!”

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 2:59 AM

Pretty sure Eddie would combust if he saw Steve with a bunch of baby pokemon

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 2:59 AM

Omg breeder Steve with all baby pokemon crawling all over him in the nursery and Eddie is just like “fuck, fuck, be cool. Just be cool!”

Omg that’s how Eddie gets an Impidimp. Steve hatches a little Impidimp from an egg and gives him to Eddie because he thinks he’ll like it and Eddie keeps it in his team forever after that. He considers keeping it from evolving bc it reminds him of seeing Steve with a little tiny newly hatched level one Impidimp sitting on his shoulder pulling on his hair

nyanmao — Yesterday at 3:05 AM

Someone tells him they saw Steve buying a shit ton of Pokémon supplies and stuff and he’s like “lmao it’s king Steve, he’s probably some meat head fighting type gym leader or something” until he sees steve at the local daycare with an apron carrying a happiny and a cleffa

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 3:06 AM

Eddie ends up with a lvl 100 impidimp and Steve's like oh why'd you never have this one evolve?

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 3:06 AM

Steve harmonizes with his jigglypuffs pass it on

And somewhere, Eddie collapses to the ground

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 3:07 AM

Steve with an all Jigglypuff team

Omg Steve with like a baby carrier full of eggs he's trying to hatch, just wheeling them around town

nyanmao — Yesterday at 3:11 AM

people make snide comments about Steve and his baby Pokémon and how he’s gone soft and Steve usually just brushes it off until someone hurts either one of his kids or one of the baby Pokémon and then he throws out a lvl 100 kangaskhan

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 3:20 AM

Who's the nurse joys in this situation

𝕄𝕚𝕣𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒 [Ella Ella] ✨ — Yesterday at 4:56 AM

Here for the Pokémon AU :loveteeth:

TemporalCoffin — Yesterday at 7:02 AM

The party fights as a group and gang up on poor solo trainers just trying to walk down the path

Max still wins that 1v4

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:02 AM

I like the idea that Steve accidentally befriended a legendary so it’s just Steve with a bunch of eggs around town carrying cleffa because she cries if she’s put down and someone comes to bully Steve and the Pokémon and suddenly like fucking mew two or one of the legendary birds or something is there because Steve healed them once and now they would kill for him

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:05 AM

I'm obsessed with forest nymph friend of Pokémon Steve

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:06 AM

Like he just has a bunch of neighborhood Pokémon that follow him around sometimes and one just happens to be like Entei or some shit like that

Dustin would have a clink clank and will would have a smeargle

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:11 AM

Lmao Steve will all the biggest badass Pokémon that just follow him around for snacks and scritchies and also to destroy anyone who tries to fuck around and find out gives me life hahaha

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:13 AM

Like fucking Tommy tries something and Steve who has himself been adopted by the whole damn forest by this point is like Tommy for your own self preservation I’m asking you PLEASE reconsider

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:19 AM

Steve doesn't even want to catch them all he just wants to be left in peace he begs lol

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:20 AM

All he wants to do is bake and look after his legion of Pokéchildren like is that too much to ask

Oh but wild pokemon parents coming to drop their kids off with Steve for a little bit so that they can relax is SO CUTE

rat (babygirl Steddie truther) — Yesterday at 10:21 AM

Omg soccer mom steve the Pokémon version?

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:26 AM

People keep coming to challenge him to battle because they keep hearing about his legendary Pokémon and how he's "never lost" (its just assholes showing up and trying to fight him and he has to be like no please they'll murder you and people just think he's some unflappable badass. STEVES POKEMON COMEDY OF ERRORS I CANNOT

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:26 AM

Ok but local gym leader Eddie who had been bullied most of his life and decided fuck it I’m gonna be the baddest bitch sees Steve with all these baby Pokémon and some asshole trying to start shit and immediately b lining it to beat the shit out of them but then fucking like 10 beefy ass Pokémon bust out from the forest and he’s like oh well and then just ?????

Steve’s petting a LEGENDARY????

Eddie’s just standing there with a poke ball in his hand and fear and confusion in his heart like

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:27 AM

This is HILARIOUS

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:28 AM

fear and confusion in his heart djdjbdhd

rat (babygirl Steddie truther) — Yesterday at 10:28 AM

THATS SO FUNNY TO ME IM CRYING

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:28 AM

Yes people keeep coming to him to battle and Steve’s just got his head in his hands

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:28 AM

Eddie: Dustin who is that :loveteeth:

Dustin: oh. That's just Steve. :slurrrp:

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:28 AM

Somehow mike is STILL unimpressed

rat (babygirl Steddie truther) — Yesterday at 10:29 AM

Ya know how when you want to get something done suddenly your pet or child is underfoot non stop? Yeah steve is tripping over lil pokes constantly

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:29 AM

I want him to have the scariest ones that just turn into Lil babies around him

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:29 AM

Always, and he’s got arm muscles for days because he’s always carrying at least one or two Pokémon so he can actually walk without tripping

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:29 AM

YES YOU GET IT

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:30 AM

Steve "has never used a pokeball on a Pokémon in his life" Harrington

He's just Like That

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:30 AM

Like these badass Pokémon with scars and they are just goop around Steve

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:30 AM

Steve's entire family of Pokémon are stage 5 clingers :sNort:

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:32 AM

Steve’s dad wanted him to be a big Pokémon trainer like him and Steve has like a few Pokémon and he tries to keep cool in highschool with like battling but like honesty he sucks at it because his Pokémon will make one hurt noise and Steve’s like rushing them away.

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:32 AM

YESSS

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:33 AM

Okay but literally that would be me. I would cry :sNort:

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:33 AM

SAME

just fat ugly tears

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:33 AM

Mike just hates Steve because his Pokémon like him better

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:34 AM

My Pokémon who are all ready to fight just looking at me a snot monster crying because they got hit

YES

mikes Pokémon go FERAL for Steve man

Gorgeousgreymatter — Yesterday at 10:35 AM

Mike with a charizard who hates him

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:37 AM

Ok but el who grew up in one of the mew two labs as like an anchor for the mews , or her having to have this super charged Pokémon team that battled constantly and her getting to heal and never fight again after she breaks the mews out of containment

I do love the idea that actually the most powerful trainer are those two middle school girls and checks notes the pokebabysitter steve harrington 💅🏻

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 10:56 AM

I personally have never seen a Pokémon au fic before but dammit y’all really are tempting me to add it to the damn list

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:57 AM

👀

rat (babygirl Steddie truther) — Yesterday at 10:57 AM

I want a Pokémon fic bad id eat it up

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:58 AM

I’d totes help with that one pokemon aus are my fucking jam man

Kingdom Kai — Yesterday at 10:58 AM

DID SOMEONE SAY POKEMON

kesbird — Yesterday at 10:58 AM

YES

Kingdom Kai — Yesterday at 10:58 AM

HELLO YES I LOVE POKEMON AUS

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Yesterday at 10:59 AM

Like I’m sorry but gym leader Eddie and Pokémon breeder Steve is something I 1000% need like PLEASE

Like I’m still thinking about the. Steve presenting Eddie with a newly hatched Impidimp that immediately climbs up Steve’s arm from his hands, onto his shoulder, to the top of his head while he just pulls at his hair and Eddie is like fuck im in love

Kingdom Kai — Yesterday at 11:05 AM

It evolves into a midnight form and is suddenly the biggest badass around

nyanmao — Yesterday at 4:40 PM

Steve is a pokemon magnet and doesnt really care about like whether pokemon are legendaries or not, like he's aware of what legendaries are but doesn't really think about it too much so when he sees a pokemon coming up to him, all that really matters is that it's cute or friendly so there are multiple times where people had to do a double take because like a mew is mixed into the bunch of baby pokemon he's feeding or he's walking his group of baby pokemon around and there's like a ho-oh just waddling along behind them

Kingdom Kai — Yesterday at 4:52 PM

Hi I need the first pokemon Steve ever picks for himself to be like, the ugliest eeakest little feebas ever and when it evolves into a badass militia literally everyone is like wtf

nyanmao — Yesterday at 5:32 PM

Feebas evolves by havign its Beauty condition raised to a high level so just imagine steve caring for its scales and feeding it high quality treats and constantly telling it how beautiful it is, all without even knowing that's how it evolves

[kingsofhellfire]

Drunk Eddie and Robin part 2

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I think I might use the dice rolling thing to get Steve to try and beg Eddie to put pajamas on and go the fuck to sleep and Eddie just keeps trying to seduce him even more in such an endearing way that Steve would like to die

lettersinthesand:

:loveteeth:

kesbird:

YOU’RE A FUCKING GENIUS

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Because drunk Eddie would just pull fistfuls of dice from nowhere and Steve would just be like HOW

Turn him upside down and shake him and dice falls out

kesbird :

“Why do you have those???” “In case we need to play a stripping game duh now take your shirt off”

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie who forgets they aren’t actually boyfriends yet because wtf? you’re so hot steve why aren’t we boyfriends???

lettersinthesand :

right

Buff Muggin:

I’m sorry but truly I cannot stop thinking about what was said earlier of Eddie just licking Steve’s neck, with the context of they aren’t even together

Gorgeousgreymatter:

that's what makes it hot!!!!

Buff Muggin:

Like that’s so fucking delicious yum yum

lettersinthesand :

Alternatively drunk Eddie who forgets they are boyfriends and freaks out when Steve says he isn't single

lettersinthesand:

RIGHT

kesbird:

Eddie - “aww my boyfriend’s so cute” Stev- “we’re not boyfriends” Eddie already crying “are you breaking up with me???”

wynnyfryd:

mid hand job “wait who are you cheating on????“ lmfaoo

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Why haven't I hit that yet Stevie

lettersinthesand :

JBFHDGSYDGD

kesbird:

THATS WHAT IM SAYING I lost it at that!

lettersinthesand:

Omg him using the word boyfriend and Steve chalking it up to being a joke

Gorgeousgreymatter :

It's going in the fic you all can scream about it later I promise lol

kesbird:

DONT WORRY WE WILL

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

It's like that one video where the guy is coming out of surgery and his wife is there and he's like"you better stop putting your hands on my chest I have a wife" and she's like "I am your wife"

wynnyfryd:

the pet names would get sooooo ridiculous, eddie’s poorly trying to climb steve’s back like a koala and he’s just slurring “stevie, baby, darlin’, sweetheart. light of my life. my sweet lil cinnamon peach pie banana nut muffin—“

“okay dude are you proposing or just hungry? get off me!”

wynnyfryd:

and then eddie’s like “yeah kinda” and fuckin bites him on the shoulder

lettersinthesand:

"We're married?! Holy shit, i hit the jackpot!"

kesbird :

Eddie- “I wanna climb you like a tree stevward” steve-“You ALREADY ARE”

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Jfjshhchd accidentally kinky biting you get me

kesbird:

YES BITES

ok but is it a steddie fic in this house without biting

lettersinthesand:

Joke until it isnttttt

lettersinthesand :

True

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

He do be biting

kesbird:

All I’m saying is that drunk Eddie would have a little nibble

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] :

Just a taste

Gorgeousgreymatter :

He already had a lick so might as well

Buff Muggin:

Grey I am already screaming and I will continue to scream until the fic is done and I will still scream after

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve is like "even if I wanted to, I'm not taking advantage of you while you're drunk and I'm sober"

"You mean this entire time I just also needed to get you drunk ? OPEN THE CABINETS THEN I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GOOD SHIT"

Disc:I don't condone getting someone drunk just to sleep with them

But this is fanfiction

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I also want Gareth to like deliver Eddie to Steve to take home with Robin from the party. "Sorry to dump him on you man but he will not shut up about you and I simply cannot hear these things"

"...okay...wait what do you mean things?????"

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

LMAOO

kesbird:

YESSSS

God that’s so fucking funny

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Gareth, long suffering Gareth

kesbird:Like GARETG is beat red and it’s not even about him!

Buff Muggin :

GARETH AIDING IN GETTING STRDDIE TOGETHER MY BELOVED

Gorgeousgreymatter :

Image

rainbownerds:

Steve eventually says sth like "If I cuddle you will you go to sleep? If you remember this and still wanna have sex when you're sober, ask me again"

lettersinthesand :

Omggg and he thinks Eddie won't 😭

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Consent king Steve

lettersinthesand:

sexy

Oh i legit thought that was supposed to say consent kink and i was like oh relate

Gorgeousgreymatter :

I was tempted to write both tbh lmao

But the pun

rainbownerds:

Eddie waking up and slowly remembering everything but steve's not there. he feels like he's gonna die of embarrassment but then steve comes out of the shower

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Eddie:you don't understand man, the absolute unholy crimes I would comitt to just bite his ass-

Gareth:OOOOOKAY WE ARE TAKING A TURN AT ELM AND IM DROPPING YOU OFF AT HARRINGTON'S he can deal with this problem

lettersinthesand :

LMAO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"Listen man. Gareth. My dude. Do you know how mad i was when I found out what a good guy he was? And hot? I mean he's so fucking hot Gareth look at him!!!"

"I absolutely will not be doing that"

lettersinthesand:

Eddie: listen. LISTEN. He is. So sexy

Gareth: :yellsteve:

Gorgeousgreymatter:

true ally Gareth :slurrrp: :EddieSIMP:

Buff Muggin:

Eddie- I want to… MOUNT him

Gareth- That’s the third time you’ve said that since I walked over to you. It’s been two minutes.

wynnyfryd:

“but Gareth, his HANDSSS”

rainbownerds:

"Tell him, not me! I don't need to hear this!"

lettersinthesand:

"Gareth. GARETH. His ass"

Buff Muggin:

(Gareth is talking in complete deadpan monotone btw)

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Eddie- gym class was never the same without him, and his sweaty thighs,and his-

Gareth - do I really need this band? I can just down myself in this cup of water it wouldn't be that hard

wynnyfryd:

gareth praying for his tinnitus to kick in any time now

lettersinthesand:

"Gareth. GARETH. You aren't listening."

"Oh REALLY"

kesbird:

Gareth who is just LEARNING about his friends kinks in a speed run absolutely warp speeding it to Steve so that he doesn’t have to deal with this

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"I really wanna touch his hair. Do you think he'd let me if I ask? Can you ask??"

Gareth- looking around for someone to beg to murder him rn

wynnyfryd :

“his teeeeth. gareth his teeth are so lickable”

“that’s it you’re banned from the tequila for life”

kesbird:

Gareth sees Steve walk out of the party bathroom or whatever wherever they are beat fucking red because Eddie has been saying all that to Steve and losing it

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:17 PM

Eddie - I mean, Gareth. I just want to taste him. Look at his neck. Oh, the things I would do to bite it.

Gareth - Do you think it’s possible to drown in a red solo cup?

Eddie - I don’t know man, that’s not what we’re talking about right now

Gareth - I’m very willing to find out

wynnyfryd:

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

lettersinthesand:

Gareth slowly sipping his drink and turning away

Gorgeousgreymatter:

He's gonna knock on the door because everyone saw Steve and Robin go into the bathroom and Gareth is going to just be like "he's all yours, babysitter extraordinare"

kesbird:

ALSO SOME GOOD FUCKING SOUP

kesbird :

Exactlyyyyy!

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Because that's what Eddie keeps calling him and gareth has no fuxking idea what it means but fucking here u go

Babysit his ass

wynnyfryd:

“babysit his ass, apparently he’s into that too” lmfao

kesbird :

😂

Steve just- ???? But not having time to process because now he has two drunk octopuses

And Eddie is DELIGHTED to see him

Gorgeousgreymatter:

He's got two hands thankfully

Everyone watching Steve harringon the former king of Hawkins high leave with two people in his arms is objectively hilarious

Buff Muggin :

I both love incredibly supportive Gareth who tries to meddle in Eddie’s love life (to help him get the boy!!) and incredibly frustrated Gareth who hates how much Eddie talks about Steve

kesbird:

So he just gets practically tackled by a solid puddle of eddie

wynnyfryd:

gareth going through it

Image

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Robin getting a piggyback ride to the car (we were robbed of this in the Upside Down Steve would never even attempt to let Robin try to walk over those vines you cannot convince me otherwise) and just holding Eddie's hand

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve sends Gareth a fruit basket at the end of it all bc he doesn't know what else to do

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Which Eddie keeps swinging their arms and giggling

lettersinthesand:

ALL OF THIS

kesbird :

That is the most rich boy thing I’ve ever heard I love it

Gorgeousgreymatter:

30 bomb of beer and a post it that says thank you

Dude fruit basket

wynnyfryd:

that’s what they call their first apartment

kesbird:

Fucking iconic

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"If you puke in my hair I'm taking off your friendship bracelet and throwing it in the dirt, Robbie" -- she starts crying

lettersinthesand:

Robin is a crying drunk change my mind

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:25 PM

robin and eddie creating a feedback loop of sad wet eyed drunk idiots lmao

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I'd say she's a whiplash mood drunk lol

lettersinthesand :

Yeppp

kesbird:

Eddie is all - “I wanna tie you up Steve like a pretty little present 😌” meanwhile Robin is sobbing and Steve is having emotional whiplash

lettersinthesand:

Oh no now i had an angst plot bunny

wynnyfryd :

the sadness makes her nervous laugh until it turns to actual giggles

lettersinthesand:

Yes

wynnyfryd:

to the diary with you!! lol

lettersinthesand:

I feel like she's like me when drunk, which is super happy and intense until something happens and she's bawling her eyes out instead

Buff Muggin:

I definitely see Robin as the type to get really vocal to their friends about how much she loves them when she’s drunk. Like walking up to everyone she’s close to and being like “I need you to know that I am so happy we met and I love you so much you mean the world to me”

kesbird:

And the opposite is true too she’ll see someone she hates and BY GOD will they know by the end of that conversation

Gorgeousgreymatter:

"If you were a girl Steve I would marry you"

Cue drunk possessive argument between Robin and Eddie

wynnyfryd:

but then in the cold light of day steve tries to be like “that was really nice, what you said” and she’s all “gross, feelings 🤢”

wynnyfryd:

OH MY GOD a drunken passionate argument about who would be a better wife to steve

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:28 PM

Steve: Can we have a MOMENT for ONCE, ROBBIE?

Robin: Not while I am sober!

kesbird:

“My heart shrivels and dies the moment there’s no alcohol fueling it steve”

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:29 PM

"I love you too, Rob"

"Tell anyone I said that and your ass is grass Harrington"

"Might wanna get the lawnmower because you literally told everyone that already last night"

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:30 PM

“Tell anyone I said that-“ ROBIN EVERYONE KNOWS HOW MUCH YOU AND STEVE LOVE ONE ANOTHER (platonically) ITS NOT SOMETHING THAT NEEDS HIDDEN

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:31 PM

She tells everyone every single time she's drunk

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:31 PM

also quoting steve to steve while pretending not to be undying besties is just so good

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:31 PM

Like they all don't know

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:32 PM

nancy sarcastically over her drink like, “shocking news everyone, my girlfriend loves my ex more than me”

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 4:32 PM

You tried to “keep it under wraps” but those “wraps” were clear plastic cling film Robin. Everyone could see what was underneath it

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:33 PM

robin, starry eyed and missing all the sarcasm “i. love. him. so. MUCH”

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:33 PM

"But don't tell him!!!" In the loudest whisper whilst in Steve's lap

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 4:33 PM

THISSS

kesbird — Today at 4:34 PM

Even better if she stage whispers that directly to Steve lol

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:34 PM

eddie making the “lips are locked and the key is thrown away” gesture with the most sincere cow eyes

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:35 PM

That's going in the car scene

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:35 PM

argyle’s so high all the time that this actually is shocking news to him at every single party

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:35 PM

When her and Eddie argue over Steve

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:35 PM

He isn't even joking he is just as drunk and is 100% in on the seriousness

kesbird — Today at 4:36 PM

Covers Steve’s ears very badly for it too before Steve bats at him

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:36 PM

"But also ill fight you for him, Buckley. I'll fight you right now in this backseat!"

Steve: NO YOU WILL NOT

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:36 PM

Man Argyle as a background character in fic is so underrated

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:37 PM

kindergarten style slap fight commences

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:37 PM

Hdjshxxb this is gonna be so fun j have so many good dialogue ideas :loveteeth: :loveteeth:

kesbird — Today at 4:37 PM

:loveteeth: :loveteeth: :loveteeth:

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:37 PM

It will be a gift for all of you :EddieSIMP:

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:37 PM

:loveteeth:

kesbird — Today at 4:38 PM

Did I mention I would kill for you I’m just gonna leave that out there again because AHHHHHH

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:38 PM

Image

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:39 PM

...at Steve's house he has to go take care of Robin first so he takes Eddie to his bedroom and says STAY PUT all grumpy and Eddie says "I'll be a good boy for you stevie" and then Steve hurls himself into the sun

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:40 PM

Eddie is just. King of accidentally saying super hot shit

wynnyfryd — Today at 4:41 PM

AHHHHHHHHHH picturing him like, starfished on steve’s bed with his head hanging off the edge so he’s smiling upside down at steve

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:42 PM

Oh no he means it. 100% and that's what makes it part of Steve's agonies lol

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:42 PM

:loveteeth:

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:48 PM

...Steve trying to get Eddie to change clothes and he wants the yellow sweater but Steve's like you can't have it, I just gave it to Robin.

"Fine then gimme your letterman jacket"

'You can't wear that to bed eds it's not comfortable and I don't want you puking on it"

Steve is finally able to haggle and placate with the literal shirt he's wearing because it's the only one Eddie will agree to wear

lettersinthesand — Today at 4:48 PM

:loveteeth:

kesbird — Today at 4:49 PM

:loveteeth: :loveteeth: :loveteeth:

I’m gonna lose my mind dear god

At this point steve is taking a shower out of self preservation. Both to let off steam and also because Eddie was cuddling him he was no match

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:50 PM

...he's gonna jerk off in the shower and feel shit about it

kesbird — Today at 4:50 PM

EXACTLY

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:50 PM

But it's the only way he can cuddle Eddie how Eddie wants without dying lol

kesbird — Today at 4:51 PM

And then eddie comes in sober and sees everything through the glass and is like “whelp my time to shine lmao time to make good on some promises”

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 4:57 PM

MY TIME TO SHINE LMAAOODGUSGJFD

Steve having a crisis and Eddie just being inexplicably in love with him is my favorite steddie trope

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 4:59 PM

I'm seriously an excited puppy about writing this!!

Which means I'll get it done fast :ohreally:

hyperfixation powers activate

kesbird — Today at 5:08 PM

YESSSSS

Gorgeousgreymatter — Today at 5:09 PM

Also RIP everyone backreading this later

kesbird — Today at 5:13 PM

Oh i didn’t even think about that lol

I’m gonna try and start putting discussions on tumble again we’ll see how that goes

wynnyfryd — Today at 5:16 PM

re: this whole conversation akdkds

Image

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie] — Today at 5:19 PM

Tldr Drunk Bitey Eddie + DD Steve with a sprinkling of drunk lovey Robin and a dash of exasperated flustered Gareth

[kingsofhellfire]

Aural Kink and DND voice

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie pulling out his gravelly dm voice

kesbird:

AHHHHHHH

Gorgeousgreymatter:

he was serious about the gravitas

wynnyfryd:

he’s just improvising a sexy one-shot campaign in steve’s ear

lettersinthesand:

NOT THE GRAVELLY DM VOICE

lettersinthesand:

BROOOO HE WOULD

Buff Muggin:

AURAL KINK AURAL KINK AURAL KINK

Let’s fucking GO

lettersinthesand:

DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS

kesbird:

AURAL KINK MY BELOVED

Buff Muggin:

several people are typing

wynnyfryd:

EDDIE MAKING STEVE PICK AN OPTION BEFORE CONTINUING LIKE A SMUTTY LITTLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Hey Steve if you roll a d20 right now I'll let you take all my clothes off because drunk Eddie definitely plays with his dumb little dice

kesbird:

Aural kinks and sensitive ears just

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Our braincells touched :EddieSIMP:

lettersinthesand:

Steve lounging in the background during a hellfire sesh and just straight up having to fight off a boner because he suddenly realizes with vivid clarity that Eddie's dirty talk voice is also his DM voice

lettersinthesand:

OH YEAH HE DO

lettersinthesand:

YES

kesbird:

GOD

wynnyfryd:

aaaaaand it’s floor time

meg :

Steve when it clicks ^^

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Drunk Eddie abusing the dm voice oh my god

kesbird:

He has to excuse himself and Eddie who KNOWS what he’s doing is like let’s take a break 😌

Buff Muggin:

11 or above on a d20 is a success and a piece of clothing is removed. 10 or lower and something gets put back on

wynnyfryd:

Image

kesbird:

Oh I am SO CLOSE to finishing my strip studying fic

rainbownerds:

nat 20 means Steve gets to choose what gets removed

lettersinthesand:

They both come back with their hair a little messier and the kids collectively decide to pretend they didnt notice

wynnyfryd:

your WHAT???? :loveteeth:

meg:

Later that night when they get to Steve’s house, Steve’s just like, “can you… can you talk like that again… please?”

lettersinthesand:

OH THE ONE WITH THE FLASHCARDS RIGHT

Buff Muggin:

Nat one means the dice are put away and sexy time is over just full stop 😔

meg:

Also, Eddie can growl. Like, literally growl. Eddie breaks that out in bed and Steve almost dies.

Buff Muggin: Dm voice is only one letter off from dom voice I’m JUST saying

kesbird:

yeah! The one where Nancy proposes that Steve try the stripping thing game with Eddie that he tried with her, while Eddie studies for his GED because steve has run out of options on trying to get this oblivious dude to realize he’s been hitting on him for like 2 months

wynnyfryd:

mmmmph, busts out some metal vocal techniques

Gorgeousgreymatter:

...Eddie's dm voice is suspiciously the exact same voice he has after he deep throats Steve and now Steve cannot unknow this he can never drive Dustin to dnd again

rainbownerds:

steve rolls a nat 1 and eddie just stares at it before going "..... forgot to mention you roll with advantage because of uh.... being hot"

Buff Muggin:

YEAH

lettersinthesand:

HNGVDJVD [error]

kesbird:

Image

lettersinthesand:

Image

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve's voice kink knows no bounds

And Eddie is unrelenting

lettersinthesand:

I read that in his voice oh my god

lettersinthesand:

As he SHOULD BE

meg :

Once he learns how much his voice does for Steve, he just rolls with it

Buff Muggin:

Steve rolls 2 nat ones and Eddie is just like “…that’s 1 in 400 odds, what the fuck? Uh… you have… an ability that lets you reroll ones. Go again.”

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

LMAOOO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Steve would be furious lol

lettersinthesand:

Jfjfhdhdgd

wynnyfryd:

aaaand we’re back to that pinned audio in this chat

kesbird:

Has one night where he gets Steve in a blindfold and doesn’t stop talking for the whole night

WHAT PINNED AUDIO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

changed my mind I don't wanna kiss you that bad anymore

Eddie: noooo waaaaait

rainbownerds:

then he rolls a three and eddie grumpily has to put his shirt back on. they're back exactly where they started. "this was hotter in my mind, honestly"

[kingsofhellfire]

Drunk Eddie and Robin

Gorgeousgreymatter:

@lettersinthesand Eddie accidentally walks in on Steve singing in the shower send tweet

lettersinthesand:

OOOHOHO

Followed by smut?

Gorgeousgreymatter:

no they exchange stock tips who do you think you're talking to

lettersinthesand:

JJFJDGS fair enough

Do tell me more [chinhands]

kesbird:

singing in the shower 👀

raincheck:

:EYES:

wynnyfryd: lmao “oh there’ll be tips involved alright”

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Okay hmmmmm Like they're at that level of post Upside down codependency (but in a bro way. You know the way bros do when they spend night in each other's beds) where they just walk in each other's houses without thinking about it. So when Eddie is supposed to pick Steve up he yells that he's here but Steve's not ready yet because it's steve

And Steve just yells at him to come up without thinking because I imagine he does that with Robin. Like eventually theyre so comfortable they don't give a shit anymore. Like they'll pee in front of each other who cares lol

And since rich people have weird showers and Steve's house has six fucking bathroom it's probably one of those slutty rich people showers with the clear glass door instead of the frosted kind

And then something something wet Steve with the voice of an angel = Eddie is in danger

And then they exchange stock tips

lettersinthesand:

EXCELLENT

Gorgeousgreymatter:

((Ps Robin and Steve needing to do the thing that girls do where they go to the bathroom together even though Steve has six bathrooms would be peak stobin codependency lol))

lettersinthesand:

And yeah i imagine Steve is very much like. In jock mode still because when you're in a sports team you see other dudes naked all the time because showers n shit and if you ever get weird about that you're the gay one so he's just like "oh you can see my dick? That's fine dude everybody has them"

lettersinthesand:

YES

Drunk stobin bathroom breaks at parties 😩

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I forgot athletes do this. We had showers at our school but if you actually used them yikes did we all judge you.

@lettersinthesand god damnit why did you do this to me now I have to write this. I said not today Satan and Satan said well actually

kesbird:

Hello welcome to your discord of Satan here to give you brain rot and gay

I love just blinking in for a minute to peek at the latest deviancy and then having to go back to bank life it’s a weird little world lmao

Also to egg on grey and anyone else for smut ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s a hard days work and it ain’t much but it’s honest

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I can never say no to you guys!!!!!

wynnyfryd:

i hate you for making me brainstorm finance bro innuendos lmao

Gorgeousgreymatter:

payback

wynnyfryd:

eddie looking at steve’s chest hair like “analysts predict a bear market in my near future” skfkskd

lettersinthesand:

HDHSGSF

lettersinthesand:

I am nothing if not an enabler

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Also god still thinking about this. Those two in a bathroom at some party they all went to because Eddie was selling. Steve (daddy Steve is always the dd for Robin okay) taking a piss while drunk Robin whines on the counter about her big lesbian crush on Nancy which Steve is trying and failing to convince her that it's not as much of an impossibility as she thinks.

"I'm just saying, I am not unversed -- ("I dunno if that's a word stevie") -- oh my god, shut up -- in certain Nancy Wheeler expressions, okay. I wouldn't write anything off just yet, Buckley"

Robin, swaying slightly and resting her head against the mirror before glancing at Steve and giggling. "God, dicks look so dumb."

"Do you have to literally say that every time? Nobody is making you look, Robbie! Christ."

lettersinthesand:

I CANNOT I LOVE THEM

People thinking they're going in the bathroom to make out when they're honest to god just talking shit

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Drunk Robin with no filter interogating Steve about Eddie. "Maybe you're not as Steve as you think youre straight? Ever thoughta that?!"

"Robin, was that even English?"

"Shut up! I'm not the one that's totally gay for Munson's big dumb cow eyes"

"God they are big and dumb, aren't they?"

wynnyfryd:

Eddie overhearing this particular exchange the next time like “Buckley! Are you body shaming my boy??”

lettersinthesand:

Hbfhdhdhd YEAH

lettersinthesand:

😭 yes

wynnyfryd:

akdkfjsks eddie comes up behind steve while he’s still peeing and smacks a kiss to his cheek like “don’t worry honey i think your dick has gravitas” and steve‘s like “oh my god 🙄” and robin’s like “oh my GOD STOP!!!” and then falls off the counter and maybe barfs a bit in the tub and steve is so done being the goddamn babysitter

lettersinthesand:

Hbfhdhdgd YEAH

kesbird:

Ok but Steve babysitting a very drunk Eddie AND Robin god he would get dunked on SO MUCH

lettersinthesand:

Oh lord yeah

kesbird:

And you cannot tell me those two aren’t touchy drunks so it’s just them octopus legs and arms and Steve Trying His Best™️

wynnyfryd:

robin’s roasting him while eddie’s coming onto him SO AGGRESSIVELY

kesbird:

YES

Like just straight up Eddie has never been more smooth than he is when he’s drunk and Steve is having heart palpitations while trying to pull back robins hair

kesbird:

He’s activaly trying to pry off Eddie who is whispering sweet nothings into his sensitive ear Jesus christ while Robin pukes her guts out it’s an experience

lettersinthesand:

PFFFT boy has never been so horny and so exasperated at the same time

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Eddie licks his throat and Steve almost crashes the car

Drunk Eddie has no impulse control and Steve looks like he'd taste yummy

Must find out for science

Aw shit now I have to write this now too. Maybe I can combine them. Hungover yet sober Eddie could need a shower and wander into the wrong bathroom

lettersinthesand:

Eddie, whispering- you already know what you want tonight, isn't that right, big boy?

Robin- Steve, i think i'm gonna throw up

Steve- really, Robin, how mature of you

Robin- no seriously i think i'm about to throw up please get my hair

kesbird:

OOH

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Two smut fics one dick is that anything

lettersinthesand:

Eddie would say those exact words

lettersinthesand:

Efficiency!

Two for one deal

kesbird:

God Eddie literally just talking dirty in his ear and Steve is for once trying to concentrate on his puking friend because his

Gorgeousgreymatter:

always the goddamn babysitter

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Writing drunk Eddie dirty talk sounds so fun omg

kesbird:

And also Eddie straight up rememberung all the filthy things he said to Steve GOD the possibilities

Buff Muggin:

Okay but Eddie being a smooth horny drunk is everything to me

Gorgeousgreymatter:

It's be ridiculous

kesbird:

:ohreally: :ohreally: :ohreally:

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Remember earlier today when I told you guys not to do this to me

kesbird:

😘

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 3:30 PM

:fingerguns:

kesbird:

Eddie still practically draped over Steve as he drives them back

kesbird:

This is everything to me

Lol

lettersinthesand:

PLEASE just

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie trying to helicopter steve’s dick from behind because it’s funny but then he’s a horny little monster and starts trying to actually get down to business while robin is RIGHT THERE and steve’s gonna explode

lettersinthesand:

I'm sure he's hella smooth sober as well but i love the idea of drunk Eddie being surprisingly smooth for a drunk guy

wynnyfryd:

robin is thankfully too black out drunk to remember any of this

lettersinthesand:

Her suddenly getting a vivid flashback the following day

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Aww sad boy Steve thinking it's only because Eddie's drunk but surprise surprise he remembers exactly what he said he'd do

lettersinthesand:

(Yes I've been there why u ask)

lettersinthesand:

OOOHOHO

I was thinking established relationship but this is

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Oh no it's not lol that's why it's even better

kesbird:

EDDIE JUST ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m a man of my word Steve let’s get down to business

lettersinthesand:

"You think i would just say that and not follow through? That would be rude"

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie pulling out his gravelly dm voice

kesbird:

AHHHHHHH

Gorgeousgreymatter:

he was serious about the gravitas

wynnyfryd:

he’s just improvising a sexy one-shot campaign in steve’s ear

lettersinthesand:

NOT THE GRAVELLY DM VOICE :yellsteve: :yellsteve: :yellsteve: :yellsteve:

lettersinthesand:

BROOOO HE WOULD

Buff Muggin:

AURAL KINK AURAL KINK AURAL KINK

Let’s fucking GO

lettersinthesand:

DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS

kesbird:

AURAL KINK MY BELOVED

Buff Muggin (Alpha Porn Roach) — Today at 3:37 PM

several people are typing

wynnyfryd:

EDDIE MAKING STEVE PICK AN OPTION BEFORE CONTINUING LIKE A SMUTTY LITTLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Hey Steve if you roll a d20 right now I'll let you take all my clothes off because drunk Eddie definitely plays with his dumb little dice

kesbird:

Aural kinks and sensitive ears just :loveteeth:

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Our braincells touched :EddieSIMP:

lettersinthesand:

Steve lounging in the background during a hellfire sesh and just straight up having to fight off a boner because he suddenly realizes with vivid clarity that Eddie's dirty talk voice is also his DM voice

lettersinthesand:

OH YEAH HE DO

lettersinthesand:

YES

kesbird:

GOD

wynnyfryd:

aaaaaand it’s floor time

meg:

Steve when it clicks ^^

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Drunk Eddie abusing the dm voice oh my god

kesbird:

He has to excuse himself and Eddie who KNOWS what he’s doing is like let’s take a break 😌

Buff Muggin :

11 or above on a d20 is a success and a piece of clothing is removed. 10 or lower and something gets put back on

wynnyfryd:

Image

kesbird:

Oh I am SO CLOSE to finishing my strip studying fic

rainbownerds:

nat 20 means Steve gets to choose what gets removed

lettersinthesand:

They both come back with their hair a little messier and the kids collectively decide to pretend they didnt notice

wynnyfryd:

your WHAT????

meg :

Later that night when they get to Steve’s house, Steve’s just like, “can you… can you talk like that again… please?”

Goes to AURAL Kink and DND Voice -> https://at.tumblr.com/kingsofhellfire/aural-kink-and-dnd-voice/npmbvfndpo8p

[kingsofhellfire]

Adopted by the Moms

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I do feel like eddie making steve look visibly happy for a change would automatically endear him to both joyce and mrs henderson

kesbird:

Ok but the thought of Steve being around enough where basically Mrs. Henderson takes Steve under his wing too 🥹

Guys now I need a fic where all the kids moms all collectively adopt Steve

lettersinthesand:

Aww she would 🥺

YES

kesbird:

Like Steve is over all the time and looks like a kicked puppy sometimes and all the moms are like ah yes our child 😌

lettersinthesand:

Yepppp

[kingsofhellfire]

Throne au

Maybe Joyce/Hopper catch them in the drama room after dnd is done thinking the kids are still in there ?

Gorgeousgreymatter: 11/14/2022

THRONE THRONE THRONE THRONE

Natalie (angst train conductor):

THRONE THRONE THRONE THRONE

hanna // sunshine-munson:

That’s exactly why I suggested it

kesbird:

THRONE THRONE THRONE THRONE

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Klepto eddie --- he calls steve to come over and the chair is just fucking in his bedroom now lmao

kesbird:

YESSSSSS

lettersinthesand:

HFGSGSG YEAH AND HIS BEDROOM IS SO TINY ALREADY

kesbird:

just straight up steals it tells Steve to come over and Eddies sitting on it with a dumb crown he stole from the theater club

Gorgeousgreymatter:

STEVE HATES HOW MUCH IT'S WORKING FOR HIM

kesbird:

“Who’s the king now Steve”

lettersinthesand:

Bonus points if Eddie says it as a joke but Steve is sooo into it

kesbird:

He says it’s a joke until he sees the look in Steve’s eyes and is like Oop nope actually 👀

Gorgeousgreymatter:

hfggfdjjghjdf yes it's a joke but then steve makes a noise that makes it not a joke!!!!!!

lettersinthesand:

Yes all of this

Gorgeousgreymatter:

I love Joke Becomes Not A Joke

lettersinthesand:

It is sooo good

kesbird:

It’s just good!

[kingsofhellfire]

Potsum, Argyle, and Airplane au

Kingdom Kai:I did it I found Eddie's dice bag

https://at.tumblr.com/bunjywunjy/figdays-possum-dice-bag-rozedecoton/ooh2e0n58pqa

freckles 🧸:

i want that

i wouldnt even put dice in it.

itd just be like a snack bag

elliee:

can you imagine you're at work and you pull this bad boy out of your bag and just holds like... a singular dorito

freckles 🧸:

PERFECT

yes.

be sitting on meetings like hey yall check this out

and its like four goldfishcrackers

Kingdom Kai:

Lmao pass the possum see what snacks you find

freckles 🧸 :

PASS THE POSSUM!

nikki the first 👑 :

store weed in there

oh this? this is my weed possum

lettersinthesand :

PFFFT eddie just pulling that out whenever he's doing a drug deal

Au where everything is the same except in the forest scene with chrissy that's what he pulls out

freckles 🧸 :

I mean it’s infinitely less assuming than a mystery metal box

Who would assume pot is in a possum

A POTSUM

lettersinthesand:

POTSUM

lettersinthesand :

Exactly

Hbdhsgs hopper catching him dealing and being like "whatcha got there kid" and Eddie is like "a possum, officer. Is there a problem with that?"

freckles 🧸:

Just like this lmao

Image

rat (babygirl Steddie truther):

Fully into this as long as it’s not acknowledged like everything is EXACTLY the same he just has the potsum

kesbird:

lmao!

lettersinthesand: YEAH

lettersinthesand: PFFFFT YEAH

kesbird:

Chrissy who thought he was mean and scary sees him rip out that bad boy out and is like ah yes what a funky little dude

lettersinthesand:

Exactly

freckles 🧸:

He pulls out the possum and Chrissy is just like you know life is already so fucking weird

lettersinthesand :

Jason: you are a SATANIST

Eddie: would a satanist own this? No

lettersinthesand:

Hbfhshshshf YEAH

kesbird :

He’s my emotional support weed possum officer

freckles 🧸 :

Emotional support medicinal potsum

lettersinthesand :

Jbfjdhshstsgsgdhh

Eddie has definitely pulled some really bad excuses for what his drugs actually are

freckles 🧸 :

He gets nervous on airplanes obv

kesbird:

Lmao I’m still writing that anxious on a plane Eddie au

lettersinthesand:

Exactly

lettersinthesand:

👀

freckles 🧸:

Image

Trying to get drugs like this

kesbird :

Should I add the potsum to that??? Like you can’t smoke on airplanes but mayhaps an edible

Idk I think it would be hilarious though

lettersinthesand :

👀 yes

freckles 🧸 :

Kai gonna look in here and see the whole tangent we’ve went on for the potsum

lettersinthesand :

Rip kai

kesbird:

RIP Kai!

Lol

freckles 🧸:

But yes please let the potsum on the plane

Im gonna type that enough that google is gonna stop trying to correct it and if I ever have to actually type possum again it’s gonna be like wtf

lettersinthesand :

Idk if anyone is with him in this but Steve seeing it and being like "that's illegal as fuck Eddie" and Eddie being like "well they can't exactly find it if it's already in me"

lettersinthesand:

Gvdgsgd

kesbird:

Fldoejsn I’m stealing that 💀

Steve’s the flight attendant

freckles 🧸 :

Little late for that Stevie boy. What are they gonna do? Make me throw it up?

lettersinthesand:

Hbdhsgdv YEAH

lettersinthesand:

Please do

Natalie (angst train conducto): Being high isn’t a crime, possession is. Eat it quick.

lettersinthesand :

Omggg what happens then?

lettersinthesand :

This

freckles 🧸 :

Okay but Eddie realizing he can’t take them on the plane for whatever reason and he just eats a ton of them so they don’t go to waste

So he’s just fucking blitzed on this flight

lettersinthesand:

PFFFT

Yes

I kinda wanna see him and argyle paired up in this scenario it would absolutely kill me

kesbird:

Yeah it started out as a nervous on a plane Eddie and possibly mile high club and evolved from there

lettersinthesand:

Omg

freckles 🧸 :

Argyle and Eddie stoned off their fucking asses

Steve is not paid enough for this

lettersinthesand:

Hbdjshehdhs

Yeah and in the airport like

kesbird:

In my au its gonna be rockstar Eddie finally having to get on a plane instead of just using his bus although somehow he gets booked on a different flight and Steve is there just watching this dude lose it

rat (babygirl Steddie truther) — Today at 1:34 PM

I will say I’ve snuck edibles onto planes many many times

freckles 🧸:

Steve who hears people fangirl over him constantly watching him cry about his feet being missing or some shit

lettersinthesand :

Eddie- oh shit

Argyle - what

Eddie - i forgot to get rid of the edibles

Argyle - eat them

Eddie - what

Argyle- you heard me, dude! Eat them! Quickly!

kesbird:

I was switching between steve being like this business man sitting next to him who’s been on a billion flights and is trying to get this guy not to throw up on him or being the flight attendant I am still stuck lol

lettersinthesand:

Omg

freckles 🧸:

“This is what they’re in love with?”

A few hours later - Oh fuck.

lettersinthesand:

Ooohh both are so good tho

lettersinthesand:

Hbdhsgsg YEAH

kesbird:

Argyle - and give me one too bro

lettersinthesand:

Argyle would eat half of them

freckles 🧸:

How did you guys meet?

He was stoned off his ass crying in the window on the plane.

lettersinthesand:

And now we're married!

kesbird:

Pffffttt

freckles 🧸: But argyle would be able to do it and be totally normal or at least pass as normal

lettersinthesand:

Tbh

He's just always kind of weird so what's a little weirder

kesbird:

Argyle is just vibing and Eddie’s over there seeing the hat man or some shit lmao

lettersinthesand:

(That's why my sister never comes across as weird when she's drunk. She's just always like that)

freckles 🧸:

Nobody assumes he’s higher than normal. That’s just him 😂

lettersinthesand :

Hbdtsrddhsgd

lettersinthesand:

Yes

kesbird :

His blood stream at this point is always a little bit green let’s be real

lettersinthesand :

Yes

freckles 🧸:

I’m just imagining argyles face being all 😊😊😊 on the plane but Eddie’s is like 😧😧😧

rat:

Can also confirm that flying in a plane stoned on edibles is terrifying if something goes wrong

kesbird :

Eddie’s two seconds from scratching out the windows and Argyles like “hey man here’s some Doritos for you and the spirits”

freckles 🧸 :

It is a damn sin we never got Eddie argyle interactions because I feel like they would have been great

kesbird:

RIGHT

freckles 🧸:

If you feed the hat man he’ll go away

kesbird :

I need more argyle and Eddie fics

He likes Doritos guard them well

freckles 🧸 :

So Eddie’s just laying Doritos on the ground of the aisle way. And Steve keeps having to pick them up.

So eddie thinks the hat man is eating them but really it’s just the very tired underpaid flight attendant who wants to yeet him out of the plane

kesbird:

Like fucking monsters inc lmao

freckles 🧸 :

Steve walks by as he’s putting one down and he’s like IF THAT TOUCHES THE FLOOR SO HELP ME

kesbird:

All the other passengers are just like “what the FUCK is that strange child doing”

freckles 🧸 :

Steve just wants the plane to land

kesbird :

Finally gets one of those blankets out and practically secured him to the seat and give both Argyle and Eddie like a pudding cup or some shit because the orange dust everywhere is killing him robin the other flight attendant who has been NO HELP is cackling on the other side of the plane

freckles 🧸:

What is a flight attendant if not a sky babysitter

@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻:

My sister is a flight attendant. They get HARDCORE first aid training so that could be fun to include

Vega :

I am Begging you to tag me when it's done

freckles 🧸:

Same because I’m loving this entire convo

kesbird :

I’m writing it! I’ve been so busy lately all my fics have been on the back burner 😭 BUT FOR YOU ANYTHING

Im probs gonna go with the business man vibe and then possibly write a Drabble of the argyle and Eddie with Steve flight attendant one because honestly gold

freckles 🧸 :

I keep telling myself no more ideas until at least one WIP is finished

kesbird :

SAME

freckles 🧸 :

stares sadly at all the google docs

kesbird :

And than y’all happen and I get the big googley gay eyes and think my idea eyes are bigger then my writing stomach lol

Google docs is a graveyard at this point that I am slowly trying to do necromancy on

freckles 🧸 :

EXACTLY! Y’all give me ideas and I’m like well fuck I gotta do it

Hence my amnesia and god aus

Vega :

I'm just so thrilled that my steddie on a plane idea took flight cuz i would not have been able to write it myself heheh 😇

kesbird :

It was too good to pass up!!

Kingdom Kai:

Image

[kingsofhellfire]

Airplane au

Vega: Now that i'm on the plane, i'm just like...... pilot/cabin crew steddie au ???

freckles 🧸: i would be terrified to let either of them fly a plane, but i suppose i would trust steve over eddie to do it. lol

however airplane sex sounds like a fun time.

eddie would be the type to be like "you think we can drift in this bitch?"

kesbird:!!!!!!

Vega: They could both be air stewards i suppose, if it's too dangerous to let them fly! 😂 but yeah, mile high club was my think

kesbird: Ok but Eddie who has never been on a flight before freaking out and Steve “has been on a billion busniess trips “ harrington is sitting right next to him trying to get Eddie not to barf

Vega: Oh, soft

kesbird: Fluff so much fluff AND mile high club would be such a great distraction for a first flight 😇

wynnyfryd: omg also, steve who flew as an unaccompanied minor all the time to meet his parents in different cities and thinks flying is the absolute best

kesbird: YES

kesbird — 11/04/2022

Steve gushing about it and saying it can be a really cool and pretty just look out the window! Meanwhile Eddie has his head in a bag and white knuckled grip on the seat whenever there is a hint of turbulence. And of course it’s like a 4 hour or more flight

wynnyfryd: yes!!! and then they finally land and eddie’s like “…tell no one of this” cause he can’t ruin his metal rep lmao

kesbird: Awww but what if it was like his first big hit for his band out in another state but all his band mates somehow got pit on another flight so he’s just riding it solo so it’s just WORSE

wynnyfryd: rockstar eddie frazzled beyond belief in first class + one supremely attractive flight attendant steve harrington crouching into his space and putting a comforting hand on his knee and asking “do you need anything sir?” and eddie’s just like “your number heyooo 😎 i’m kidding i’m so sorry i make terrible jokes when i’m nervous”

kesbird: YES VERY GOOD

Idk how but some point I need hand holding as reassurance that they are not about to drop from the sky because “at this point your gonna strain something in your nice guitar hands dude give them to me”

His hands are cold so Steve rubbing warmth back into them and Eddie forgets he’s on planet earth for a second let alone a plane “wow first class really is better.” Steve- “nothing but the finest on insert airline here” just winking at him before going to another person who wants water or some shit

Ok I might have to write it if that’s allowed

wynnyfryd: ooh, sudden turbulence and steve has to sit in the empty seat beside him until it’s steady enough to walk the aisle again (and/or gets pitched forward into eddie’s lap for a hot second)

rainbownerds: damn, at least buy me dinner first" and then they both turn to look at the dinner tray Steve literally just brought over

kesbird:

Yessss

Kingdom Kai:

Is

Is Robin the copilot

rainbownerds:

(i want you to know I am ABSOLUTELY listening to "air hostess" by busted bc of this conversation)

Spamton Djo Spamton — 11/04/2022