Church of Jesus Christ. Writer. Memes. Whatever fandom I decide I’m into. Parables, maybe, that I made up, more likely fanfic nobody asked for. IDK I just wanna make you forget to be sad for a minute
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I’ve been cackling about this for like five minutes now
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'A Centaur playing with his Son' by Otto Bache, (1839 - 1927).
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So uh
They found a whole lot of the rest of Spicomellus, aka one of the oldest ankylosaurians
Turns out it's also the spikiest
And apparently sacral shields and tail weapons go all the way back too
(Image from Maidment et al., 2025).
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I can't believe this but it was on the news. They figured out the reason Minnesota is so humid now is because at a certain temperature corn releases water into the air. We're drowning in corn water. Corn related deadly weather. My life has been significantly, negatively altered by corn sweat. I knew climate change would come for us eventually, but I thought we had time what with being landlocked and cold as fuck to begin with.
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i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car
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a snippet from clone wars: siege that made me laugh
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imagine being this wrong and also hiding this article behind a paywall
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i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
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