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An entire generation of people have been brought into the world that don't understand this meme.
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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Here is an updated picture of one of those featherless emu that was going around. Looks a bit sunburned but looks like a good weight.
Its so interesting how you can see their juvenile markings on their skin! I believe that doesnt happen with featherless chickens.
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the thing about cis people is there’s nothing they love more than outing a trans acquaintance for literally no reason
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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my mom's in a pokemon go battle right now in the other room saying a whole shonen protagonist speech
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*hitting ttrpg fan with a stick* not everything fantasy is about D&D!
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