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What’s wrong with you?

god forbid a girl wants to be put in her fucking place

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ok. Who fucked the magician’s orb.

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fellow littles, pants-wetters, and pee enthusiasts alike, i come to you with a burning question brought on by a funny DM i received and a silly bit from my mommy:

how do you deal with pee shyness ????!!! i can barely sit on the toilet and go in front of someone, my body just locks up!! how am i supposed to have embarrassing accidents in this condition (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)

i also have no problem going when theres no one around and that includes my pull ups so what GIVES!! im 3 years old this shouldnt be so tough

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more Jollycule drama today :/ went to see the circus with my mime girlfriend as she wasn't performing for once, and got noticed together by one of my other partner's theyfab harlequin metamours :/ got told its a "problematic pie gap" between me and her, but they dont even KNOW how many 'pies she's giving me behind closed doors. its honkin ridiculous. and now they're going around our circles claiming my balloon animals are "jester-socialized"??? like bitch the only jester here is you spewing this bull-honky. i just can't with these troupehoppers today, I'm gonna tie a kid up to a balloon and set him loose to cool off. but i bet even *thats* seen as "problematic" now 🙄

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Combing Her Hair, Greece, by Pavlos Samios. 1948

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What Would You Do ?

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Sex is actually when your partner has an accident and then you hold them gently and tell them it’s all okay. And then you help them clean up and change

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All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku Nuku OVA | 04

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everyones into calling their gf mommy right up until she sends you to bed bc its your bedtime and she tucks you in and she strokes your hair and tells you a story

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god forbid a woman is boring and a low achiever and likes to drink

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lazy afternoon with your kid? laying in bed while sun peaks into the room? cooing at them, running hands down their sides? rocking them back and forth to take a nap?

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Scary dom girls deserve to be the little spoon

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im not rly a little girl but looking at your blog goddamn i could be

maybe u SHOULD be. maybe it's a moral obligation. think about that.

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you actually get a +3 to jerking off if you pull your tshirt up over your tits