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I need chicken, slick.

“...W-would you like me to dress up as one, too?”

“...C-can I stay at your place for a bit? J-just a few days or so, p-p-poyo?”

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“I... I-I guess so, p-poyo....”

The pink puff wasn’t too sure whether he actually agreed with Cereza’s statement. Not that he shouldn’t be grateful of it - at least she’s offering as much help as she could in order to avoid what would’ve been an even more concerning confrontation. Still, he felt that this was all his own fault, knowing what he wasn’t supposed to know, disobeying Meta, and maybe even getting the Queen mad not only at him, but maybe even at Ribbon, too... Was it all his own fault? Was knowing more than he should’ve known make him a terrible being? 

He grabbed the small lolly with his free small nub (he still held onto the bouquet of flowers on his other nub), and doubted for a moment before asking her for something.

“Thank you, poyo.... Actually, can you help me with one more thing, Miss Cereza?”

“...Can you take these flowers to Ribbon for me? I gotta think of some stuff first.”

She seemed to understand Kirby’s fear - Having a protective parent… It isn’t a fun thing, she assumes.

“Sounds like your little knight is over-protective, hmm? Fear not so, as he should know more than anyone that you will be introduced to those topics someday, whether it was from your own series or not. I will have little sympathy for him.

I happen to be all out of things to say…” She unwraps a lollipop. And gives another of such to Kirby. Red lolli. “And out of lollipops. I best be going, unless you have any other questions.”

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“......!”

...Oh. Now he remembered why this all would've been very, very bad in the first place. Oh gosh, he had forgotten about Meta Knight getting mad at this if he ever found out. 

“...R-right.... M-Meta....”

“......”

...He seems more worried about Meta finding out than the queen being mad at him. 

“The good news is that you won’t have your guardian “knight” or the pragmatic Ripple Star queen hounding you just because you learned a thing that isn’t in your game. I already talked to the queen and gave her a good warning to not mess up your relationship with Ribbon - If anything really bad starts to happen, I’ll be the first to intervene.

I’ll talk to Meta Knight, if I’m correct, when I’m done talking to you.”

“Oh, and the Queen gave you and Meta Knight permission to enter Ripple Star despite of the breeding season, but you have to have a guard with - They’re ordered to keep their snakes in their pants.”

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“................................................................”

To be honest he had trouble finding out why that was supposed to be bad news at all. It hadn't occurred to him at the time that it could lead to even worse consequences, especially with certain people. Though, he did wonder why Ribbon didn't tell him that before, if it was true. Guess he’ll have to figure that out on his own the hard way.

Still, he tried to ask just in case what was the other news in case.

“...What’s the good news, poyo?”

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“Ohh, ok!”

He tilted his head in slight confusion. What he could remember, he didn’t felt that much uncomfortable.

“Forced? I don’t think so, poyo.”

“She asked first if I wanted to, and I really wanted to know how it felt like, and it felt really, really nice. She said that it’s best to only do so if we loved and trusted each other, and we do!”

“Ooh, news? What kind of news?”

The umbran witch studied his response. Her real name must’ve struck him, and he decided that she was a Cereza. Anyways, she nodded lightly in reply.

“Sweet, deary. I suspected such. She came to me for advice on how to explain some of my game’s… stuff to you. Trust me, I’m not that way outside of my game.”

She adjusted her glasses, guns, etc. “Did Ribbon force you into it? Or did it feel forced? I’m making sure that she had pure intent about it, though I have news I’m pretty sure Ribbon did not tell you about once you answer that.”

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“...!”

...Oh. SO this was the Bayonetta person that Ribbon warned about. That was rather surprising at first. But, she didn’t seem to sound mean or as bad as Ribbon said she’d be, so that helped reassure him. Also, he couldn’t help but smile at “Cereza”, being that it was the Spanish word for “cherry”.

“Aww, Cereza is a cute name! Nice to meet ya, Miss Cereza!”

...In fact that was enough to make him forget that the subject was supposed to be private, despite being out in public.

“Gosh, we always have a good time together! Only the last time we were together was really something special, poyo!”

“Good, just what I need.” She adjusts her glasses. “Correct. I taught her a few things that you may have seen recently~

Cereza or Bayonetta. Take your pick. I gave Ribbon a little more info on what sex is, and helped her approve to herself that it was okay to warn you about games like mine. No worry - I’m VERY good with kids.” She huffed to herself in humor. She was being serious on that note, though - Just experiences.

“Now, deary, I have a feeling that Ribbon hooked you up and you two had a “good time”. Is that assumption correct?~”

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“It won’t be long now. I’m sure I will finally get my own game someday!”

“…I just hope that the other Asagi won’t try to steal it from me.”

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“Good afternoon, sir/m’am.”

“As long as you have no ill intentions to take over the throne or destroy our planet, then you are very much welcome here.”

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“Well, what do we have here?”

“Looks like someone’s about to get pranked real good, slick. Yuk yuk yuk!”

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“....?”

He halted in his steps, glancing at the odd, tall woman waiting near the game’s entrance. Odd hairstyle, glances, long boots, unusual outfit... Definitely never seen her before, if he could remember. 

Ah, but hearing that they know Ribbon reassured to him that the other was probably a friend of hers. He’s that trusting, though the fact that he was programmed to be so could be partly to blame.

“Oh, hiii! Yep, I’m Kirby, poyo! Are you a friend of Ribbon, miss?”

And so, Bayonetta was laying back against the game door’s edge, waiting. For who? Well, the one that was coming up to the door right now. He seemed a bit odd to be Ribbon’s boyfriend, but he seems cute. And in the formality sense, handsome. Very warmhearted and kind.

Before he got into the game, she whistled. “Hello, my dear? Are you the Kirby person that Ribbon talked to me about? I have a quick question or two for you.”

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“I hope she’ll like these flowers, poyo. Can’t wait to see her again!”

The little pink puffball waddled out from his game and across the Game Central Station to hurry over to a certain pink-haired fairy’s game. He wanted to see her again for another while before spring came about. Why? Well, that game closes during that season for certain reasons that can’t be publicly said. 

Kirby had been in a really happy mood ever since that one visit to Ribbon’s place. (Not that he told anyone - it isn’t lying if no one had asked, right?) Unbeknownst to him, someone seemed to be following him with an intent to ruin that cheery feeling, regardless if the intent seemed to be good or bad... or it could just be this narrator’s paranoia getting to them again. 

Only a few more feet left until reaching that game...