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does elfilin still smell like shit

they just announced 2 tpot episodes where ill be miserable bc ones continuing pencils road to self destruction n the others SO continuing the plot w her friends on the side who r inevitably gonna talk abt the negative effect she had on everything ever (which is fair bc she did) n youre asking me to fucking sniff elfilin.yeah i bet he still fucking smells like shit dude he doesnt shower

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Polyamory life hack

Hook up with your friend. Because she bottoms, she will not have eaten breakfast. She will be quite hungry afterward. To thank you for the good dick, she will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Take your girlfriend on a hike. It will be hot and you will get tired. You will both want protein and cold drinks. Your girlfriend will take you to Korean Barbecue.

Confess to your boyfriend that you ate spicy pork without him. He loves spicy pork. In order to get it, he will take you to Korean Barbecue.

With this simple technique, you can get Korean Barbecue three times!

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I love the Ally response vs the Trans Woman response

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he appears to have had a terrible realization

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I love everybody because I love you!

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heh. get em boys. *the two large bodyguards next to me do not move* boys. come on. please

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thumbnail with a lot of reaction image potential i fear

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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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Floating face down in a blank word document file, while not physically possible, is nevertheless a tangible authorial state.

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i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

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i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him

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It's crazy how many people use Death of the Author to mean "separating the art from the artist" when it's actually not supposed to have anything to do with who the author is as a person and is supposed to be about the idea that the author's interpretation of their own work should not be seen as the definitive, correct opinion on that work. Like you're not supposed to invoke Death of the Author when JK Rowling devotes her entire life and fortune to transphobia, you're supposed to invoke it when Trent Reznor says Closer by Nine Inch Nails isn't a sex song.

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you can add shorts or panties to a nude mechanical creature to make it clear you are a senseless pervert

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ya'll who's up for group meowing

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yall know you shouldnt be wearing a lot of wool directly against your skin right?