kisstheashes
kisstheashes
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kisstheashes · 4 months ago
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soso fair feeling like it's a toxic environment!! are you still on Discord? :3
I am, yeah. [@ bimbokittyashes] I seem to have issues with friend requests ect but idk why, my perms are all set so I can get friend reqs¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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kisstheashes · 5 months ago
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are you okay?
I've decided Tumblr is toxic & it doesn't do me any favors. So I'd rather not be here anymore. You're actually lucky I even decided to log in to check for messages.
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
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who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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you're right and you should say it re: restoring the prairie in downstate illinois. if there must be an economic replacement for corn then build a tourism industry around natural midwestern prairie and create a statewide trail system to support it
It would benefit an incredibly impoverished dying area and help the environment too, there are very few downsides except the farmers would dislike it. We should have started restoring the prairie already, hell just use eminent domain and establish a national park of some kind if we have too
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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'beantown' postcards from boston, massachusetts, 1950s.
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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I'm just tired of online rn. Like in general. Everywhere I turn it's full blown panic and doomposting and panic posting and talk about how stupid every American is and I'm just...........
it feels like 2016 again. You're all doing the exact same things. You can't demand people pay $100s for a passport or shop only local butcher shops that are 3x the price of the grocery store. I've heard "day 1 this will happen day 1 that will happen enjoy your last 2 months of freedom" like jesus christ do you hear yourselves? do you want us to just lay down and DIE? I DON'T WANNA DIE. I DON'T WANT TO FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA DIE 24/7. Like I already feel the fucking dread and ominous future to happen, I don't need to go on my phone for happy fun times just to find all my thoughts spoken aloud 100x over. The end of the year is always the darkest time for me, and the walls were already heavily closing in. Now I feel the imminent growth of walls that could go up and never come down for years again if I don't fucking do something. And being anywhere online isn't going to help.
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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We Are Lady Parts season 2 episode 6 "Glass Ceiling Feeling" (2024) dir. Nida Manzoor
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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In Prince's funky name, amen.
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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hello lesbians and bisexuals in my phone i think you may appreciate this one
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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Wrong way (for a good reason)
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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The Great Escape
The days are getting chilly. The world is getting dystopian. Makes me want to curl up with a hot tea and good book and never come back
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kisstheashes · 10 months ago
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I need to start NFL-posting on here so that you nerds can get caught up on all the stupid-ass jokes I can't reference because none of you watch american football. You guys don't even know about god peed that one doesn't even require context
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