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Yeah, you can say that again.
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I just want to know how they got there.
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This looks more like my uncle with a mysterious pancake on his head.
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Yes, I'm sure that those big big smiles are because the band's just had a load of frozen vegetables...
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"Yeah, um...well, Santa is going to have to walk back his promise a little bit...Santa is going to have to see what he can do, maybe talk to the guy, see what's going on...it's Santa's busy time of the year you know, so you just keep singing and Santa will just get back to work now..."
BIOD #357 - I told Santa Claus to Bring Me You - Pinky Tomlin - 1937 by Johnny El-Rady Via Flickr: Composer and Lyricist:Pinky Tomlin 1907-1987 Take a listen to this classic song here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT3ux9ZY00k
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Also you are cordially invited to bring me coffee in...oh, about 3 hours from now.
Via Pinterest, via Flickr
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Hammed if I do, hammed if I don't.
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Have yourself a merry little Soupmas.
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Cora does not need any more self-confidence, though.
(A cube btw was the 1940s equivalent of a 1960s/70s square - poor Cora!)
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C'mon Bob, show everyone how happy these chocolates make you! C'mon please, Bob. Oh all right, just point at them then, fine.
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Prunes for Christmas!
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He's a giant disembodied head, of course he'll be pleased!
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"What did I do? Why, I cut down the tree skirt and turned it into a hat, that's what!"
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Uncle Jack has a lot of thoughts about holiday traffic, and what he had for breakfast, and whether you should take the cranberry jelly out of the can or not.

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We're having a really different Christmas dinner, everybody...
Hope you all like raisins!
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Too bad Bob had too much spiked eggnog and ended up on Timber instead of Tinder.
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Still waiting to be a star, Western Electric!
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