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Does anyone else like suck the soul our of the goldfish before they eat them?

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Belk

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i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

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Signal boost! Please read if you want to save ROTTMNT!

Resources!

Q & A:

Can we still make and post Rise content until then? YES! As long as we flood the internet with as many posts as possible on August 16 and 17. Make sure to stockpile and then release all your posts into the wild!

What else can I do that would help Rise’s chances? Stream the movie and the show on those two days. Having the viewership suddenly increase on Paramount and Netflix would also greatly increase its chances! ALSO! Like and support as much Rise content/posts on that day! Every little bit counts! Even if you can’t draw, write, or create, you can ALWAYS like, reblog, retweet, and share!

Hashtags: #SaveROTTMNT #SaveRiseoftheTMNT #UnpauseROTTMNT #UnpauseRiseoftheTMNT #SaveRiseofTMNT #RiseSeason3 #RiseTMNT

Who to address your posts to…

Tumblr: @ nickelodeon @ paramount

Twitter: @ nickelodeon @ paramount @ brianrobbinstv

Instagram: @ nickelodeon @ brobtv @ paramount @ tmnt

Blue sky: @ Nickelodeon @ paramountpictures.sky.social

Incorrect Quotes that anyone is free to draw…

Save Rise of the TMNT Masterpost

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There he go

gummy lamas

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So my friends insisted I watch Arcane

IM ONLY ON THE 3RD EPISODE WHYYY

I HATE THIS SHOW BUT WHY DIES IT HAVE TO BE SO GOOD

I'm sobbing

Update: they said it gets worse. I'm gonna cry

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*ahem* I have composed beauty

Now I've heard there was a secret ooze

That turned four reptiles into dudes

But you never really cared for turtles, do ya?

It goes like this; the swords, the staff

The sais that rage, the chucks that laugh

The baffled rat composing cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

Their skills were sick but they had more to prove

They saw shredder fighting on the move

His strength and his power overthrew you

he tied you to a sharp spiky stone

he broke your hope, and he possesed your bro

And from your lips he drew a cowabunga

Cowabunga , cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

They say you took a final smile

You didn't even know the while

It got to him, well, really, you broke right through him?

There's a blaze of light in all your hearts

It doesn't matter, you played your part

It's a cold and it's a broken cowabunga

Cowabunga , cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

You did your best, it was so much

You all could feel, the city's love

You've won the fight, I didn't come to fool ya

And even though it almost went wrong

I'll stand before the Lord of Song

With nothing on my tongue but cowabunga

Cowabunga , cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

Cowabunga , cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

Cowabunga , cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

Cowabunga , cowabunga

Cowabunga, cowabunga

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Look at what my amazing little cousin drew me.

Yes. It was in the bathroom

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heye every one.

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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

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*opens tumblr*

*rummages around like I’m in the fridge*

*closes tumblr*

…*opens tumblr*

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Thinking about making a fic of the silly little ideas in my head about the people I made up.

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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valuable life lessons from minecraft:

eye contact is dangerous

don't eat rotten meat

you have to sleep sometimes or else the phantoms get you

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SAVES THE DAY AND PROVES TO EVERYONE THAT HE IS THE MAN

Reply chain :D

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@goopyskele @big-mamas-grand-4 @amy-the-ninja-turtle @alitteraladhdmess @t3a-thym3 @turtlepanic and anyone else who wants to reply! Make sure you know the lyrics though!

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Ghost: I cut my finger Y/N: I can kiss it so it'll get better Ghost: That works? Y/N: Yeah my mum used to do it when I was little *later* Ghost: I need you to punch me in the mouth Roach: Fucking finally