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kitty-page
Existence has finally hit like a truck
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kitty-page · 3 days ago
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Lol. Welcome to chaos!
mimics as synthetic boobs, yes or no?
Would that make them Booby Traps?
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kitty-page · 15 days ago
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Are- are you suggesting the Zeus might have fucked my tree? Maybe that why he destroyed the tree. It turned him down
My family moved into a house with a beautiful huge old oak tree in the front yard.
A few months later, it got hit by lightning and had to be cut down the rest of the way.
Do any lawyers know how to sue Zeus with tree law? Lol
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kitty-page · 4 months ago
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Too big breath is my guess
Sighh...
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kitty-page · 5 months ago
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Batman #36 (2017) Tom King & Clay Mann
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kitty-page · 6 months ago
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So in the best way then?
girl you've been running through my mind all day
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kitty-page · 8 months ago
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This is so odd
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kitty-page · 10 months ago
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reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!
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kitty-page · 1 year ago
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I haven't been tagged in DC stuff before! This is great!
The Justice League don’t know Batman’s secret identity. He’s been hit by a magic spell and had been de-aged to 12 years old. The JL panic and leave the sleeping child in the medbay while they discuss what to do in the meeting room.
Bruce Wayne woke up somewhere he doesn’t know. His first thought is ‘I’ve been kidnapped again.’ His second thought is ‘these kidnappers are either very confident or they’re extremely incompetent.’ Bruce Wayne does not care. He’s been kidnapped 31 times in a four year span, he knows the drill. He rolled up his baggy clothes and opened the unlocked (unlocked!) door and bolted.
Bruce found himself in a room with a window and saw that he was in outer space. How??? Cue internal panic. Not outward panic obviously, because he’s Batman and Batman doesn’t panic even when he isn’t Batman yet.
Superman could hear his panicking because unfair super hearing and rushed to Batman’s side, the JL close behind. They see little Batman just staring out the window, fists clenched at his side and face pale. Tiny Batman turned to them and they can see him silently judging them, eyes roving up and down their colourful uniforms and narrowing on extraterrestrial features.
Batman does not speak first so Superman started the conversation.
“How are you feeling?”
Batman pursed his lips. “Fine,” he spat out.
“Do you remember what happened?” Superman hesitantly asked.
Tiny Batman glared at them, a glare that could not compare to the notorious Batglare but came close to it. “Last I remember, I was at school then I woke up and I was here. You should remember what happened better than I do seeing as you’ve kidnapped me.”
“Kidnapped?!” Flash squawked. “We didn’t kidnap you!”
“I know you’re incompetent kidnappers but are you seriously trying to act like you haven’t kidnapped me?” Itsy bitsy Batman crossed his arms imperiously and rolled his eyes.
“Why would we want to kidnap a brat like you?” Green Lantern scoffed, indignant at even the thought.
“A lot of reasons. Though, this is the first time I’ve been kidnapped by people wearing such ugly clothes.”
“Ugly-?” Lantern spluttered. He glared at little Batman and suddenly smirked. “These are our uniforms because we’re heroes and the reason you’re here is because you got hit by a magic spell and fell unconscious. I’m Green Lantern by the way, what’s your name?”
Tiny Batman was suspicious of the green man. There was a gleam in his eye that spoke of trouble and Bruce did not trust it. “Wouldn’t you like to know?”
GL was annoyed but smiled through the irritation. “Yes, that’s why I asked.”
Batman did not respond. Flash elbowed GL’s side. “Dude, not cool. Batman’s protective of his secret identity as you know it.”
“Batman?”
The JL tell Bruce about Batman and Bruce reluctantly believed their story. After all, he’s in outer space and Batman does sound like something he’s been thinking about for years now.
Cue them all just hanging out and GL trying to wheedle out personal facts from Bruce, while he just feeds them lies and blatantly outrageous stories. I was abandoned in a cave and raised by bats. I come from a long line of vampires that control Gotham’s underworld. I mindcontrolled all my classmates and forced them to do all my homework for me.
Zatanna eventually arrives and returns Batman to his proper age. He doesn’t remember what happened but everyone tells him.
“Did you really burn your teacher’s lawn just because they called you out in class?”
“Hn,” Batman grunted. They do not know if it was affirmative or not.
The only thing they took from the experience is that Batman has always been like That.
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kitty-page · 1 year ago
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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY FOR THIS TO APEAR IN MY LIFE! ONLY ON TUMBLR! IS THIS WHAT NASA WANTS?! CUZ THIS IS WHAT NASA WOULD BE GETTING! FUCK MY LIFE
NASA advertising "do you want to be an astronaut" to tumblr users surely means something. What have you found out there, NASA? What have you found that you believe tumblr users, specifically, are best equipped to handle?
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kitty-page · 1 year ago
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Tumblr Code.
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kitty-page · 1 year ago
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This is beautiful
lord the peasants are so loud today
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kitty-page · 1 year ago
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kitty-page · 1 year ago
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I love it when people say they're done with this website. Like, bitch please! You aren't leaving the fae site! You're stuck here with the rest of us! The owner is a shit heal, and you need to stick around to watch as the tumblr curse swallows him whole. You need to stick around for the easy access to your favorite fandom. Where else are you going to find this quality garbage? Twitter? Nah, Elon is trying to replicate the tumblr curse over there. Facebook? Enjoy the flat earth society and the antivaxers. Redit? Actually, those guys are cool and escaped to here for a bit. But my point still stands. You're stuck with us bitch. Good luck finding anything this wonderfully stupid. We reinvented shit posting. It doesn't help that any social medias that were even a bit respectable are getting worse than tumblr. I probably shouldn't post this at 4 am. after not sleeping for the last two nights, but inspiration hit, and I had to share. Enjoy my late night rambling the one person who will like this.
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kitty-page · 2 years ago
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I've been hoping for this to appear on my dash for three years. Today is a beautiful day.
Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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kitty-page · 2 years ago
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The books are good
Okay, Tumblr.
In the light of the recent Percy Jackson show (and ignoring the fact that I have to read Goethe's Faust for school), I am challenging you all and especially you reading this.
14k notes by the 1st of April and I will read all of the Percy Jackson series' books that my sibling owns.
I think they go up to the Apollo series? So, like. ~20 books.
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kitty-page · 2 years ago
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This will never not be fouly funny.
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kitty-page · 2 years ago
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Every time you reblog Sleepy Mars, a transphobe chokes and dies
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