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Sooo was anyone gonna tell me that butterfly pea flowers are called CLITORIA and look like THAT?? Or was I just supposed to find that out while googling this in front of my mom

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God i love Tumblr ads

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I was just telling the old people where I work from this the other day, they thought it was hilarious

another iceland fact

tourists are posting pictures from several different places in the country and tagging them with the name "gjaldskylda". they seem to be under the impression that it's the toponym of the beautiful waterfall/lava field/mountain/etc. they're visiting.

gjaldskylda means "you have to pay to park here" and it's on an unreasonable amount of signs

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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Character who acts how “horror characters are so stupid, if they made good decisions this wouldn’t happen” people want characters to act, but it’s not a horror movie and it’s abundantly clear that this person is paranoid beyond the point of being able to function

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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students

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I love hearing about the vibes I give off cause I honestly have no idea

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i love that seals are carnivores and then they always look exactly like that:

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tourists keep tagging different places in iceland as "gjaldskylda" on instagram and i can't stop laughing 😭😭😭

("gjaldskylda" just means you're required to pay for parking)

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You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter

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not to be disabled on main but have you ever fucking noticed how every god damn thing requires both time and energy

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no little punk girl don't walk into the lightning storm! your outfit is so conductive! little punk girl nooooooo

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