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anyone who lives a happier or more fulfilling life than me should die i hatw you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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cow

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my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

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2022.4.5

もう終わんない

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August 31, 2011

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i went to "mad at me" island expecting to find people i knew, something i understood. but when my boat landed, standing upon the shore were a million empty husks wearing my own face. every foot of the island was occupied, and everywhere i went, they watched me with contempt. they never spoke, never breathed. they simply watched. no matter how i grovelled and begged, snarled and cursed, tried to hide or kicked and hit, they simply stared. the hatred in their gaze was inescapable, but i could hardly return it, knowing that their doomed existence was of my own creation. knowing that the hatred was nobody's but my own. in the end i just wept, unable to stand the relentless gaze of my own infinite glare.

the guy who i accidentally cut off in traffic last week was there also

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i took a nap and had the most beautiful dream that nepeta and tenna were friends

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something of a wolf gang going on here

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trying to forget about her..

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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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Vrisrezi from a few months ago that I kept telling myself I’d finish

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blastoise'd thru viridian gym and giovanni fainting everything in one hit and not taking any damage....must be embarassing

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cinnabar mansion aka "jesus christ why didnt i buy a repel"

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“If I was in an RPG I would be an [insert generic class]” wrong you would be a slime. And I would slay you for your slime drops