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FRED THE SWEDE IS BACK!!!!!

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I’ve finally started watching season 13 UK taskmaster!

Why do i not see anyone talk about it?? I’ve been in tears laughing and i’m barely past the half way mark

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Taskmaster gets existential

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we’re SO back fr this time trust

Epsiode review! Taskmaster New Zealand Season 2, Epsiode 3:

As per usual: spoilers under the cut!

- All i’m hearing is jeremy wells is santa!

- ‘four of the greatest minds in comedy.. and matt heath :)’ jeremy never change keep bullying him (with ALL the love in the world)

- Guys jumper is FANtastic, huge fan

- as a brit i have absolutely zero room to judge this prize task

- NZ cushion made probably in aisa

- some non kiwi feijoa

- no idea who six60 is or why the cans are of any importance? the creations are cool though

- IVE GOT A GAR OF DIRT IVE GOT A JAR OF DIRT (or in this case, lunchbox)

- ‘i can’t wait to recieve the head at the end… and the statue’ LAURA.

- ‘have you ever seen movies’ ‘…yis?’ i forgot how much kiwi accents sounded

- i love this taskk

- the violinist from the titanic who.. somehow survived the titanic? sick.

- ‘fake tan sheets’ laura does NOT let him breathe LMAOO

- the wives move was very smart double those characters WOO

- the queen tipped it over

- i live david’s drink driving campaign x ‘it’ll frt you.. in jail.’ not might kill you but jail time shhdhdh

- Drink drive!…… Don’t do it.

- Oh Paul Williams is pregnant! shocker. (this feels like a regular occurrence..)

- potential incest arc in Urzila’s

- the fucking weed society matt heath i want to study your brain

- ‘Detective Reginald Bathgate, at your service’ is hysterical i love him

- ‘that’s a lot of effort to come second last.’ WHAT effort matt????

- OOHHH TEAM TASKKK

- david, laura and Guy meeting: YEAHHHHH

- also Urzila the second Matt walks in: oh noo…

- ‘Can we get any lubricant with this’ Matthew……………..

- ‘But the sexual energy grew over the challenges?’ ‘No. it didn’t.’

- prince andrew mention </3

- he ate 12 wheat biscuits 😭

- ‘i’m struggling to masticate’ what does that mean actually

- oooh matthew heath you little chester you

- niche ref but… leslie heath you CHEAT

- ifkyky (i’ve listened to old ahhh epsiodes of the (former) matt and jerry breakfast show)

- ‘they came out *12* try wheat biscuits.’

- i love when paul makes a joke and jeremy looks so mildly disappointed

- ‘i’ve got a prosthetic leg paul.’

- i don’t know how expensive scotch is but i am wondering about their scotch budget for this epsiode

- you can get a bottle for about 20 quid from tesco and uhhhh let’s GUESS a bottle per contestant so that’s like whatever 100 GBP is in nz currency

- ‘who’s scotch is this?’ ‘taskmasters.’ ‘i’m sorry.’ ‘it’s okay. he needs to cut back.’

- SEVEN shots hwidhdh

- yep knew uzila would pull the if you don’t like it your racist card LMAO

- the assassination …

- BALLSY??

- MATT WOO

- thank you for taking the rhod gilbert approach

- slept on attempt lowk, deserved more screen time, but it is quite funny that Jeremy doesn’t seem all that surprised makes you wonder if he’s pulled similar shit just for the love of the game

- i think some of those pigs were lacking tbh but whatever floats your boat jezza

- i love david running to give his coin to jeremy like an excited child i love him

- matt just says fuck it

- ‘mine was structurally not sound’ urzila you just snacked it against a table…. i fear

- david is always so excited i love him ajsjhs

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I only did TWO?? episodes of TM NZ S2 before stopping?? I’m so sorry gang i’ve been holding out on you </3 could of sworn i’d done like four

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Also:

Happy pride month gang :)

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All i’m saying. If i got a dollar everytime i brought up some version of taskmaster in entirely unrelated contexts: Id be a millionaire.

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AHHH I LOVE FATIHA EL GHORRI SO FUCKING MUCH

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also can we talk about series 19 UK, it’s only half way through and it is shaping up to be easily top five out of all versions i’ve seen, incredible work i love them so dearly

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i am SO ridiculously fond of the croatian taskmaster, i get quite upset when i remember it only got one season..

they were icons are they were taken from us too soon

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hey heyy

fell off for a bit because i had important final exams (boooo)

Was thinking about starting writing fanfic for TM so if anyone has anything they want me to write please throw it in my ask box!

I’ll write pretty much anything, my only boundary is that i will not write smut but other than that: go crazy, any series, i do not mind <3

And i will continue my little reaction series i promise, i’ve just been so insanely busy

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Me, describing Taskmaster normally: "you can watch Taskmaster because it's hilarious or you can watch it for the plot, or you can do both.

The plot is middle-aged man yaoi with power exchange, btw"

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Went to see Greg Davies' show in Swansea tonight. Laughed so hard at multiple points that I genuinely pulled a muscle and thought I was going to be sick.

Highlight quote: "No, Alex and I are not in love, but I tell you what, I'd fuck him. If only out of spite."

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CHAT??? HES AT THE HOUSE??

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There's a housing crisis?!?

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Just Greg kissing Alex's hand S06E02

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TASKMASTER: Series 7, Episode 7 aka the most chaotic & iconic live task ever