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I recently visited Slovanská Epopej (díky nevím komu za zlevněné vstupné pro účastníky Rock Castle lol) and welp have been feeling very inspired to draw sth more complex. These are my OCs and their first time meeting (before they fall in love and spend the rest of their lives together hehe) from a slavic lore inspired fantasy universe in the Kurwood forest.

Witness the hedge witch healer established traveller swordswoman Klappity and a northern warrior ex arena fighter ex slave Bill called the Skullcrusher.

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Ok dayumn I need to use this. XD

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

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I have 0 apologies.

Friend's hen was brooding, and... my brain just had to make sth like this up.

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Geralt: travels with Jaskier for twenty years and doesn't notice shit about him being an ancient monster

Lambert: is an appealing bed partner and notices something inhuman twenty-six strikes into spanking, but doesn't give a fuck

Don't be like either of them. If you spot an ancient monster, run.

...

So I wrote a new oneshot today! It has ancient monster Jaskier, some fluff, and also smut. I also made an illustration!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63513574

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I thought that tumblr might appreciate these boys rarepairing thoughtlessly.

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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Geralt: wants to be good

Jaskier: awww, for me? Lemme check my diary, yep, I do have time for two years of no strings attached rn

Jaskier later: oh, fuck, how the heck did all of my strings tangle into your hair...

Lambert, watching from the rafters: omfg they are such disasters

Aiden, watching from next to Lambert: I told you they'd be

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So. I haven't posted here in a while

But I'm writing a new Geraskier fic! It has a badass omega Jaskier who's seen some shite already, Warlord Geralt who ends up marrying him to prevent war, and a loooot of horny.

This is a little fanart I just drew during a lecture, featuring one of my favorite scenes so far.

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One day left of witchertober so I'll slowly start posting what I've been up to 😁

Our beloved bard has once again had to take a slight shortcut on his way out. Geralt and Roach both already know there's no sleeping in that town that night.

Bard's lucky Geralt took his lute, would've been a hassle avoiding the husband while getting it!

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I love folklore so much because depending on the location and era it comes from it's either the most terrifying concept or the dumbest thing you've ever heard

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Soooo, I'm doing a witchertober this year and kinda forgor to post it here as well, so Imma be posting it when I'm done all at once. But. BUT.

Today I did this cute Letho&Julita moment as a tribute to @inexplicifics and just can't resist. The Accidental Warlord AU was the first thing I read from the witcher fandom, and it holds a very special place in my heart.

Letho: Gets crushed by angry wyvern and stabbed with its tail into his bowels.

Letho: Gets up and finishes it off. Returns to Kaer Morhen.

Healers: Sir you should be unconscious, lie down.

Letho: Nah, I'll just chug down another swallow.

Julita: Lip starts wobbling when she sees him.

Letho: Immediately subdued and lets himself be "fretted about uselessly" as they disinfect, sew him up, counter the poison, etc.

Julita: I baked you a pie to get better.

Letho: Thank you snakelet, that's gonna help so much.

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Ao3 is actually massively culturally important and very very good at being what it is. I’m so serious when I say that ao3 needs to be protected as the anti censorship, by fans for fans, nonprofit, volunteer run, expertly designed archival site that it is. You don’t have to read or like fanfiction to understand that on principle, ao3 is a site that should be defended.

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AO3 has been down for 25 hours and 47 minutes.

since then i have:

gone on a walk

deep cleaned my fridge

reorganised my entire bookshelf according to the dewey decimal system

read the book i’ve been putting off for 3 years

taken out the trash

sorted through junk mail

went to work

reorganised my room and moved all my furniture

tried to learn the Colleen Ballinger ukulele song

folded two stacks of laundry

finally covered up the hole in the wall i’ve been putting off since 2017

watched 3 barbie movies in a row

decided that i liked the old style of my room and moved the furniture back

considered cutting my own hair because i needed something to do

i can’t keep doing this. but i refuse to use wattpad.

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I tick six of those boxes

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