klawl
klawl
i Amn just... a litle creacher
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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ADHD sucks so bad. You’ll finally do that task you’ve been putting off for weeks or months and then be like “Oh my God, I’ve been laying in bed at night wracked with guilt and disgust at my inability to clean my bathroom sink and it wasn’t even difficult. I’m so stupid.”
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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me: man why do I feel so shitty and tired and dizzy???
my brain: it's been three days since you last remembered to take your iron supplement and you're anemic
me: oh......
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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wish literally any gay papers would talk about lil nas x cause every article is either written with contempt OR makes sweeping assumptions by only quoting the cops and blatantly lies about things they contradict in their own article. like how is there no coverage of support or efforts to keep an eye on his location?
shortest possible story is that he he got arrested and hospitalized after walking around outside at night, MAYBE having 'an episode', MAYBE he was drunk, maybe he was high, maybe he was just being loud, who knows. Dude was outside at night in boxers and cowboy boots and that's all he did to "invite" police interaction.
But cops claimed he assaulted them so he gets arrested. Then goes to the hospital. Then goes back into custody.
And then he's not heard of for a while, then days later says he's out and okay. But facing FELONY charges!
WHERE IS EVERYONE? Pinknews cunts? Them? OutMag? Hello??
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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I saw this and I wanted to share it 😭
I draw art btw! Please check it out
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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honey? i looked in the files and i noticed something strange. your theme is called "the woman who must kill him" and mine is "he who must die in his lover's arms". weird right? like first of all, my pronouns are they/them.
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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We're at a club and it's fucking dead here but there's a darts board and you cannot imagine how badly I fucked up
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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medium called in to mediate between a murderous haunted house and its new occupants. one therapy session later and it's revealed the Horrific String Of Murders are because the house feels huffy about new decorating decisions. the house is given veto power on all wallpaper choices going forward
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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klawl · 3 hours ago
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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing
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klawl · 4 hours ago
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the state of the job search these days is something fucking else man
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klawl · 4 hours ago
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yeah actually we removed the big bad wolf from the little red riding hood story because portraying violence against minors is really messed up. yeah. yeah also the wolf narrative was really predatory and had had some icky grooming vibes and a fable meant for literal children shouldn’t have implied p*do shit and grape so now little red riding hood goes into the woods and nothing happens and she goes to grandma’s house. don’t worry our kids will still stick to the path and know not to follow to wolves implicitly because we told them to and children should always do as their told. just like little red riding hood does now.
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klawl · 4 hours ago
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klawl · 4 hours ago
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tell me, do you remember?
timelapse and yapping under the cut
the images from this timelapse take up FORTY SIX GIGABYTES, i just noticed it while writing this post, no wonder krita was dying at the end
i've had this sketch for.. who knows how long haha, also i decided to change his pose when i ALMOST finished coloring, because i wanted to suffer a little more i guess
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oh, and here's the screenshot that inspired it all
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(yes, it's totk but whatever)
have a nice day everyone
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klawl · 4 hours ago
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the worst part of the classic defense of "its to crack down on CSEM!" defense for giving parents more power over every aspect of their kids lives is like
WHO DO YOU THINK IS MAKING THE FUCKING CSEM. nowadays it is usually either a) directly made by a parent or b) done with a parent's knowledge (a pimping out their child for money type deal)
if the legal system was actually trying to stamp out CSA and CSEM, it would be seeking to disempower and scrutinize parents as much as humanly possible
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klawl · 9 hours ago
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chained up to the mountain, straight up "losing it" and by "it" , haha, well, let's justr say, my liver
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