kleptoprophet
kleptoprophet
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kleptoprophet · 3 days ago
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if you can accept that there will be trans men who look virtually indistinguishable from cis women, than you can accept that there will be trans women who look virtually indistinguishable from cis men. either by choice or by circumstance. and if you can't respect them the same as you would anybody else, you need to examine why that is
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kleptoprophet · 4 days ago
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#this is not aimed at anyone in particular or anything so pls dont take this as a negative vent post or anything#it's literally just me kinda being stuck in my own thoughts right now outta nowhere on a saturday evening#but do you ever like stop to think about like the people that are no longer in your life#not because of any falling outs or fights but just because life got in the way or that you learned and grew slower or faster than them#sometimes i think about the friends i had in high school and like... honestly how much of a parroting people pleaser i was#i used to be onboard with like popular problematic ships just because of the fact it was popular and i was under the impression that like#liking those things would make ME more likeable yknow#i used to go along with the jokes and content that nowadays i would balk and be disgusted by#i used to use that dumb 'check your privilege' joke bc i heard people use it for so long that i thought it was normal to say#and like looking back on myself from middle and high school compared to how i am now#yeah no i would throw hands with my younger self just to slap some sense into her#and i cant help but feel like#i lost some good friends because of how i used to be#now it's like i wouldnt know how to even begin to open up conversation with them anymore#because i guess i feel like i missed my chance to grow into a better person sooner and that window or door is closed now#i still follow the people i used to talk to all those years ago#but i dont speak with them because i feel like i wouldnt know what to say or even if they'd want to talk to me in the first place#maybe im wrong i dunno#maybe im overthinking things#or maybe im just getting sappier and stuck in my own head more and more as i get older#i like to think that im a better person now than i was back then#but i can never really shake those doubts in the back of my head that like to make a racket about how im still the same as ever#i dont really know where this is going tbh but if you've bothered to read all these tags#thank you i appreciate that you took the time to do so
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kleptoprophet · 7 days ago
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kleptoprophet · 7 days ago
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yeah yeah fire-based characters are destructive and angry and violent and evil blah blah blah BORING overdone. more fire as a lifegiver. warm and comforting. fire-based characters as guides lighting the way. personal heater in the cold and dark but don’t sleep too close or you’ll wake up with heat rash. fire sterilizes and cauterizes!! more fire-based healers. plants perking up and flowers turning towards them and they attract moths. fire-based characters who are hearths instead of wildfires!! the core of a home the pillar of a community the key to societal advancement. give them an internal flame that visibly glows and flickers instead of a heart that beats. extinguish that light when they die. etc
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kleptoprophet · 7 days ago
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we all need to get more gross more freaky and more perverted right NOW
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kleptoprophet · 5 months ago
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The one well-aged bit i don't think i can ever stop doing is "character name series surname".
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kleptoprophet · 6 months ago
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Year of the Snake 🐍🍊 Here's to health, wealth, and the downfall of our enemies. May you always prosper!
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kleptoprophet · 7 months ago
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Here at the Host Club we account for every possible taste in men: blond, evil, tall, babey, two of them, and girls
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kleptoprophet · 7 months ago
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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!
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kleptoprophet · 7 months ago
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Nine images that capture your OC's vibes!
THAAAAAAAAAANK for the tag, @aethersflames!! gonna be putting jjk haze for this since he's my current brainrot anyway... (you know the severity firsthand.................)
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"...THAT'S BECAUSE ALL YOUNG BITCHES WANT TO DO IS POP MACARONS, BURN FRANKINCENSE, DRINK THE CONSECRATION WINE, LAY AROUND, SUCK (DOUBLE) DICK, EAT MATCHA POCKY, CHARGE THEY 10LBS OF CHARMS HEAVY PHONE, GET WHITE HAIR STREAKS FROM SORCERY OVER-EXERTION, PERFORM JUJUSTU HAND SIGNS, BE SOME FLAVOR OF TRANSGENDER, EAT COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TSUKEMEN, WASH THEY HANDS IN HOLY WATER, LIE AFTER CONFESSION, TAKE CURSED ENERGY CHARGED SELFIES AND TALK SHIT THRU WIFI CUZ THEY PHONE NEVER ON." - the vatican about haze when he leaves them on read after landing in japan tagging @kiir-do-faal-rahhe, @bougainvillea-and-saltwater, @lucien-lachance, and @shitty-drawer, feel free to hop on the train! no pressure! (this goes for anyone else reading this too who wants to participate too!!)
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kleptoprophet · 7 months ago
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when I say “be safe” I say that shit from the bottom of my heart
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kleptoprophet · 7 months ago
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me in real life: torture and murder are horrible and you shouldn't do them.
me in fiction: torture and murder are literally the two sexiest and most fun things you could possibly do and you should do them all the time.
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kleptoprophet · 8 months ago
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OC Questions on the Seven Forms of Love.
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A little list of OC questions based on the seven types of love identified in Ancient Greek thought. Obviously this is a highly simplified presentation of some quite complex philosophical concepts from Classical History, intended more for the purposes of entertainment than education. I also left out Mania, which is arguably an eighth type of love (Obsessive), because I'm keeping it mostly positive in these tricky times!
Eros – Romantic, Passionate Love.
Is your OC romantic in the traditional sense? Do they enjoy giving or receiving gifts of flowers or confectionary? Or are there other courtship traditions from their culture of origin that are important to them?
How important is sex to them in a relationship? Do they see it as something essential to their happiness? Would they be able to remain in a monogamous relationship with someone they loved without sex?
How do they feel about public displays of romantic affection? Does it make them uncomfortable? How do they feel if a romantic partner kisses them in public?
Do they believe in love at first sight? Have they ever developed a crush or romantic (or erotic) fixation upon a stranger based on their appearance alone?
How closely is their opinion of their own beauty (or lack thereof) linked to their confidence? Do they see themselves as more or less worthy of love or sex based on how attractive they feel?
Philia – Affectionate, Platonic Love.
Does your OC have a Best Friend? If they do then how long have they known each other and how did they meet? If they don't then do they have a close group of friends they love equally? Or are they more of a loner?
Does your OC find it easy to make friends? Or are there barriers to them doing so? If so then are these due to issues of inclination, communication, or something else entirely?
What qualities does your OC most value in a friend? Loyalty? Shared sense of humour? Or something else?
Is your OC able to build close friendships with people very different from themselves? Perhaps in terms of culture, age or personality?
What is their most fervent wish for their best friend(s)? How far would they go to make it happen?
Storge – Unconditional, Familial Love.
Did your OC's parents love them unconditionally? If so then has this helped them feel confident as an adult? If not then how has this affected them? What were the conditions their family attached to their relationship?
Does your OC have children? If so then how fiercely do they love them? If they have more than one then do they love them all equally? If they do not have children then is this part of their future plans?
How far does parental approval (imagined or expressed) impact upon their current sense of self-worth? What might they sacrifice or attempt to achieve in order to ensure the approval of their parents?
Does your OC have any siblings? If so then did their parents have a favourite growing up? Has their relationship with their sibling changed in adulthood? If they don't have any siblings then do they perhaps feel they have missed out on an important relationship? Do they have any especially close friends who go some way towards filling that role?
Is your OC able to love without necessarily needing or expecting reciprocation or reward? Or are all their relationships to some extent transactional? Have they ever loved another person unconditionally, whether a child or another adult?
Agape – Selfless, Universal Love.
Does your OC wish to make the world a better place? How far do they see that as being their responsibility? What lengths would they go to in order to help achieve this?
Does your OC feel a spiritual connection to the world around them? Do they have a particular love for nature or living things?
To what extent does your OC believe in the value (or even existence) of true altruism? Do they see an unselfish concern for the welfare of others as being naïve or foolish? Or as a moral quality to which people should aspire?
Does your OC have a religious faith which emphasises the importance of a love for all people? If so then do they try to follow these teachings authentically? Or do they just pay lip-service to them? If not then do they follow a more martial or mercantile faith? Or none at all?
Does your OC find it easy to empathise with their enemies? Or do they see it as important to dehumanise them in order to combat them with sufficient determination?
Ludus – Playful, Flirtatious Love.
Does your OC have any particular favourite chat up lines? If not for themselves then perhaps ones they have suggested to a friend? How effective do these tend to be?
Is your OC particularly skilled at flirting? Have they had to practice this or does it just happen naturally?
How does your OC feel about one night stands? Have they ever enjoyed a night of passionate romance with a stranger? Is this something they are quite keen on recreationally? Or only something they might engage in under specific circumstances (such as the eve of a battle or after a difficult breakup)?
Who was your OC's first crush? How do they feel about it now?
What seduction techniques are most likely to be effective when it comes to your OC? Are there some things guaranteed to get them going? Or are they immune to such things?
Pragma – Committed, Long-Lasting Love.
Is your OC in a committed long-term relationship (or relationships)? If so then what has contributed to this relationship lasting so well? If they are not in such a relationship, then is this something that saddens them or which they regret?
What is the biggest challenge that your OC has had to overcome in a long-term relationship or friendship? What helped them get through this?
Are your OC's parents still together? To what degree do they look to their own parents as a model for their own ideal relationship?
After the initial fires of passion cool to some degree, what would keep your OC engaged in a relationship? Shared goals? Similar values? Or contented companionship?
What importance or value does your OC attach to marriage? Do they believe that it is important to make a public statement of commitment to another person (or persons)? Or are they more concerned about inheritance rights and security for their family? Or do they not see marriage as a necessary signifier of commitment and loyalty?
Philautia – Self Love.
Does your OC have a healthy sense of their own worth and value? Or do they see themselves as failing to live up to their original potential? Perhaps they are convinced of their own sinful or inadequate nature?
Does your OC believe that it is important to love themselves in the first instance? Perhaps in order to be able to give and receive love authentically? Or because they believe first and foremost in "looking after number one"?
Does your OC judge themselves by the same standards as they apply to others? Or are they sometimes hypocritical in condemning others for faults they also possess? Or perhaps they find it easier to forgive others for things that they cannot abide in themselves?
Which of your OC's qualities makes them the most proud? Do they think more people should be like them in this regard? Or do they quite like being rare in possessing it?
Has your OC always had the same opinion of themselves or has this changed over time? Have they learned to love themselves - perhaps with the help of others - as their journey progressed? Or have the consequences of their actions only served to erode their sense of self-worth?
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kleptoprophet · 8 months ago
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Day 32
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It's official, the goat did not burn in 2024.
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kleptoprophet · 8 months ago
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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.
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kleptoprophet · 10 months ago
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kleptoprophet · 11 months ago
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Thousands of naked women were dancing upon my grave, there was a deafening howling, and the more they stumped upon the mucky ground, blood began oozing from their feet covering the soil resembling the barrel of grapes, the women having bronze, silver, and gold vases dipping into soil that now look like red wine.
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