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to help support chen with his album, i’ll be giving away one copy of ‘april, and a flower’ 🌸

info: 

reblog this post (likes just to bookmark, won’t count as entry)

you don’t need to be following me!

giveaway will run until the album release (april 1)

please be comfortable giving me your address and preferably be 18+ or have parents permission so nobody gets in trouble

open worldwide!

if you win and request flower version, remember that the release date for this version is a little later

if you win:

you’ll receive one copy of your choice of chen’s new album! april, flower, or kinho version

poster is included if you want it and if the site we use allows the choice

i’ll be shipping to you directly from the site, so which site we choose will depend on where you live

if there are any questions please feel free to ask me!

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[ϟ] FY! NCT 2018 Year-End Giveaway!

Dearest NCTzens! As the end of NCT’s by far busiest year yet is approaching, we thought there’s no better time than now to give back for all the amazing things we have had the honor of receiving this year. To thank NCT, for all the hard work and breath-taking, heart-wrenching and laughter-inducing content they have brought to us this year, and to thank this fandom, for being here, for voting, commenting, being vocal and openly supporting and spreading NCT’s name so more people may join our cause of loving and helping NCT grow in the future!

For this giveaway there will be TWO winners and we’ll be giving away one Korean NCT album of YOUR choice from this year, to each winner. This giveaway is international and you won’t have to worry about shipping as it’s all covered by us!

We emphasize that this is an NCT 2018 giveaway and therefore only albums from the year 2018 are up for choice. Furthermore we had to limit it to Korean releases only for the sake of avoiding complications. 

Albums that are up for this giveaway include NCT 2018 EMPATHY, NCT DREAM - We Go Up, NCT#127 Regular-Irregular and NCT#127 Regulate.

The entry rules are simple:

ϟ Be an NCTzen! ϟ Follow us @nctinfo!  ϟ If you’re under 18, make sure your parents consent to you giving away your address! ϟ Reblog this post for one entry (multiple reblogs will NOT grant multiple entries)! ϟ Optional: When you reblog, add in the tags what you wish for NCT to accomplish in the year of 2019 and get another additional entry!

The giveaway starts December 19, 12AM (KST) and ends January 4, 11:59PM (KST).

Winners will be chosen after and sent a private message, so please make sure your messages are open and that you reply within a 48 hour period after we message you, otherwise your spot will be given to someone else. 

We’d also like to note that we do not take responsibility for damaged or delayed goods as those matters are unfortunately out of our hands.

With all that being said, we can’t wait to celebrate the end of this successful year with you and our boys. Let’s wish for yet another year filled with lots of laughter, happy tears and astounding milestones while also staying healthy and positive. Don’t forget, as much as we are here for NCT, we are also here for each other and through NCT’s music we shall grow and connect. 

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, Czennies! ♡

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

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My Personal Favorite

Inspired (but not requested because requests are closed) by @babybee05

Genre: AU/Fluff

Pairing: Yongguk x You

By Admin B

As unbelievable as it was, he had been your very first customer.

You hadn’t always wanted to start your own business. Growing up, you’d wanted to be a many number of things: a doctor, a fashion designer, a software engineer, a teacher… It wasn’t until your college years when your older sister got married when you realized something kind of strange but life-changing. You liked flowers.

You liked flowers, and you were really good at arranging them.

One of your roommates at the time had suggested you change your major to business so you could start your own florist shop. You’d thought she was crazy, of course. Flower arranging was a hobby, not a career.

So, after graduation, you had found an entry-level position at a marketing company. 

And you’d hated it. 

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Tell The World / Lay x Reader

Your relationship was supposed to remain lowkey for as long as possible and it seemed like an easy task to Yixing. Soon, however, both of you were surrounded by one-hundred cute boys who could not stop staring at you, and Yixing realized he did not really want your engagement to be a secret after all.

Pairing: Zhang Yixing x idol!Reader

Warnings: this is about yixing but idol producer mentors & trainees feature too

Words: 2.5k

REQUEST: Can you make a Exo Lay where his secret idol fiance is a guest in Idol Producer and the trainees swoon over her and ask her if she is dating someone and she shows them the ring …Yixing gets jealous and kisses her backstage and some of them see and everyone is shocked???

first of all, i’ve only seen a few episodes of idol producer so i might be getting all of this wrong but i changed it a little bit, hope that’s okay!

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Please Don’t Go

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst | Bad Boy!AU

Word Count: 8174

Request: Could you write a Jungkook angst scenario inspired by I need U mv (like Jimin - I need u scenario) please? Thanks *-*

↠ Masterlist | ↠ Ask

He was definitely a bad and cold blooded guy. Being alone since he was a little kid, Jungkook learned to deal with life in a kind of different way. For him, violence was the only way to survive in life. Punching people and seeing them suffer made him feel at ease. He never believed in happiness. How could somebody be happy in this cruel world? He was sure that even the people that assumed to be happy were suffering in reality. From little on, he learned that he couldn’t reach anything with fear in life. Therefore he learned to be fearless. Burying his feelings deep within himself, he faced the world without trusting and accepting anyone in his life. Not again. So he had nothing to lose in life. 

Well, that was until he met you..

It was one of those nights where Jungkook’s thoughts were filled with her yet again. Her eyes, her nose, her mouth and most importantly, her smile. Whenever Jungkook saw her smile, he felt like the whole world turned from hell to heaven. He could swear that whenever he had looked into her eyes, he could see pure love and happiness in them. Right when he thought that he found the right person in his life that could make him happy for the first time, she stabbed him in the back, leaving him without even a proper explanation. Little did she know that she took his trust and love with her?

Lost in his thoughts, Jungkook was walking down the abandoned street. When he looked up, he saw two men beating up a homeless man who was lying lifelessly on the ground, by now. Ignoring them, Jungkook buried his cold hands in the pockets of his sweater and continued walking. After all, this was nothing new to him. Like mentioned before, he even enjoyed it when he saw people suffering. Trying to walk past the scene in front of him, he stumbled a little bit when he came in contact with one of the men.

Without looking up, he continued to walk. He was not in the mood to fight with anybody today. Jungkook rolled his eyes the minute he heard the man shout with a confident voice. “Yah! Watch where you are going!“

Standing still, Jungkook turned around with a smirk plastered on his face. “And what if I don’t?“

The two men raised their eyebrows and scoffed. “Do you want to be beaten?“

A satisfied smile formed on Jungkook’s face. That was exactly what he wanted. Opening his arms widely, Jungkook shouted loudly. “Come and beat me. Make me forget her.“

The next thing Jungkook felt were hard punches all over his body. He could’ve punched them back. Heck, he could’ve even killed them. But he wanted to feel those hard punches. He wanted to get punched for his stupidness. He wanted to get punched because he loved her. How could he be so stupid? How could he believe her?

The minute siren sounds echoed through the whole street, the two men shoved Jungkook against a wall and started running away as fast as they could. Jungkook leaned his head back on the wall and and closed his eyes. Suddenly, he heard a whisper. “Pshh! Hey! Are they gone?“

Jungkook opened his eyes immediately and searched for the voice. When he saw the scene in front of him, a little smirk formed on his lips which later turned into a wide smile.

Hiding behind a wall was standing a girl, one hand holding her phone that she was holding in a container, playing the siren sound on replay and making it echo through the whole street.

He watched how the girl reached her head out and looked curiously from side to side, making sure that the two men run away before she stepped out from behind the wall and walked toward him.

“Hey, are you okay? Do you have to go to the hospital? Should I call-“

Before she could end his sentence, Jungkook grabbed her by her arms and slammed her against the wall, hand tightly wrapped around her neck. “Why did you do that?“, he asked through his gritted teeth.

Confused, the girl blinked at him. “Because they were beating you up. You needed help.“

Tightening his hand around her neck, he hissed. “Who said I needed help?“

“Did you want to die? Are you stupid or something?“

Placing his other hand on her mouth, Jungkook glared at her. “Watch your mouth, you little bitch! You don’t even know what I can do to you, don’t you? Believe me, it would take me just 5 minutes to get rid of your dead body.“

One thing that Jungkook noticed since he trapped the girl between him and the wall was that there wasn’t even one bit of fear in her eyes. In contrast, she was pretty.. calm.

When Jungkook didn’t get a reaction from her, he shoved her harder against the wall. “Can’t you hear me? I said I can kill you, aren’t you scared?“

Calmly, she reached out for his hand on her mouth and removed it. Looking deeply into his eyes, she tilted her head as much as she could with his hand still wrapped on her neck. “You’re a loner, right? And you have been hurt by someone pretty badly, right?“

Taken aback, Jungkook removed his hand around her neck and stumbled back. The girl, on the other hand, smiled sadly at him. “I can see it in your eyes. They’re hollow..”

Jungkook felt how his blood started to boil. “How dare you-“

Before he could end his sentence, he felt two arms around his body and a head leaning on his chest. “It’s okay.. everything is going to be okay..“

Leaning her head back a little bit, she smiled widely at him.

“My name is Y/N. From now on, I’m your new friend and I’ll make sure that you see not only the bad things but also the good things in life.“

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1:30 of Ten doing/saying questionable things (in not particular order)

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clueless → jaehyun

→ summary: jaehyun can’t believe how clueless you are.

→ genre: fluff

→ pairing: jaehyun x female reader

→ word count: 925

→ warnings: none

→ author’s note: this is part two of three of this request! you don’t have to read the first part of this miniseries but if you love lucas, you would want to, hehehe. ;) next part is the last one and it will feature jaemin. i don’t know how i feel about this (like most of the stuff i’ve written lol) but i hope you enjoy and requests are open!

Jaehyun wanted to be extra nice to you since you were craving for French fries, and you just love McDonald’s French fries so when you asked him to go get some with you, he didn’t refuse. He never could say no to you about anything. It’s been a while since he’s seen you out of your house since your nasty break-up so saying no was definitely not an option.

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When Mark tries to sneak out the dorms probably

Mark: *gets dressed and is ready to leave the dorm at 8pm the day after his birthday*

Taeyong: *sitting outside in the hallway* boy you better get ur ass to bed

Mark: *turns around and goes back into his room*

Also Mark: *Tries again half an hour later*

Jaehyun: *waiting out in the hall bc Taeyong had to use the bathroom* "Just go back"

Mark: *laughs it off and tries to be buddy buddy w him so he can go*

Taeyong: *walks out the bathroom* boy if you dont get your ass back to bed

Mark: *argues that he's a grownup now and he can do stuff*

Taeyong: BITCH DO YOU PAY THE BILLS IN THIS DAMN HOUSE? I THINK THE FUCK NOT

Johnny: *pops his head out from behind the door they're arguining in front of* Actually we all pay the bi-

Taeyong: BITCH ARE YOU PART OF THIS CONVERSATION?

Johnny: *Backs up and closes the door*

Mark: *sighs and walks back to his room in defeat*

Taeyong: Mhmmm, you thought

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How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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“I joined another fandom 2 weeks before finals” / “regrets life choices” memeboard for anon

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Seungri mood board part 2

When he is judging you

part 1

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Life Lessons by Jae

Bringing back some of my favourite Jae tweets for his birthday #HappyJaeDay

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Day6: *looses Jae in the crowd*

Dowoon: Where's Jae hyung?

YoungK: I got this

YoungK: *screams* YOUR HASHTAGS SUCKS

Jae: *looking up from his phone* THEY DO NOT #MyHastagGameIsBetterThanYoursWhatchuGot

YoungK: Found him

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he’s just a 24-year-old who really loves his pokemons

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School advice from Jae

Jae’s very valuable school advice.

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Savage

Day6 as Snakes

Sungjin:

Jae:

Brian:

Dowoon:

Wonpil:

nah nah im just kidding i love wonpil 

this is based off this tweet by Jae