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Opinion and story ideas disregarded, u used she/her for Optimus. I was with u until you did all that

My au is called Optimom. She’s a girl. But I don’t mind regular Optimus. I should probably write more of him too. So he isn’t left out.

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Optimom AU Optimus to Soundwave: He’s just a baby!

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I wanna put MegOP up on the highest shelf until people stop making Optimus/Orion a bright-eyed sweet ingenue completely ignorant of the darker aspects of the world/dumb and, for reason, bizarrely small and waifish for a guy that turns into a semi-truck 95% of the time, and stop making Megatron/D-16 the huge hulking world-wise one 3x Optimus's size that's actually right about everything and doesn't really need his worldview shifted at all.

I'm tired of it. Especially in regards to Optimus.

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The Problem With Jenny X Sheldon

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Optimom au Optimus is immune to attractive bots.

She could not any less of a scrap about how pretty somebot is, she just wants to get through her day and do her job.

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The transformers community is so nice compared to the Rottmnt community like the difference is insane

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/47417815/chapters/151772509

Hey remember this one? ‘Who are you?’

It has a new chapter!

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/47418388/chapters/138910609

Hey :3 Torn gets a new chapter :3

Old woman Optimus gets some excitement when it’s time to battle- but she’s in no condition to fight! How will things work out?

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Fuck Blackarachnia

Fuck Sentinel Prime

Fuck Blackarachnia x Optimus

Fuck Sentinel Prime x Optimus

Fuck Optimus x Sentinel x Blackarachnia

I'm tired of pretending to like them, I can take it. Both Blackarachnia and Sentinel don't deserve Optimus, they were shitty "friends" with him.

Tfa Optimus deserves better and without a doubt Sentinel and Blackarachnia were sons of bitches to him.

And I know that my opinion is not going to please anyone, but you know what? I don't care! I just told the truth.

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I finished watching Transformers Animated today!! (Yes I'm still watching and plan to finish G1, but my vacations are ending soon so I wanted to watch another TF show before that, which is also the reason I started watching Transformers Prime at the same time lol. I already finished Season 1 of Prime, but that's another post for later)

And can we all just agree that Optimus isn't the responsible one for what happened to Elita One?!!

Like it was Sentinels fault for suggesting going to that planet when it clearly wasn't allowed, and Optimus wanted to get out of there and voiced that thought. And even when they already fell through that hole before the spiders appeared he once again voiced that they should get out of there. And then when Elita fell into the hole of spiders and the Energon was exploding Optimus made the logical and reasonable choice of getting away from there cause they were gonna die if they didn't. And Sentinel then putting all the blame to him for the accident, and telling this lies to Ultra Magnus, making Optimus expelled from the academy (and Optimus letting it happen cause he feels guilty about the events. OPTIMUS MY BABY YOU WEREN'T I PROMISE :(((), and still calling him a loser after all this time??!! I'm glad that Sentinel at least got to be kicked around and bullied in his scenes cause the jerk definitely deserves it and more.

I just feel for so bad for this Optimus, cause he obviously didn't want to abandon Elita, but the place was literally blowing up and after the explosion ended her signal didn't came up, so what's the logical reason? That she's offline, not that she got turned into a spider-lady!!

But BOYYYY THOSE STORY SCRIPTS FOR THAT EPISODE OF SEASON 4 WHERE OPTIMUS GETS TO CHANGE THE PAST BUT HE ENDS UP BEING THE TECHNO-ORGANIC SPIDER??!! MAN I WOULD'VE EAT THAT UP SO QUICKLY I WANT IT RAHHHHH!!!

Also I'm checking the ao3 fandom tag rn and I'm seeing a lack of found family fics of the Autobots and Sari????!! HUH?????!! WHERE'S MY FOUND FAMILY FOOD???? THAT'S LITERALLY A PART OF THE CORE'S SHOW, WHERE'S MY WEIRD GIANT ALIEN ROBOTS AND THEIR WEIRD LITTLE "HUMAN" GIRL BEING A FAMILY CONTENT AT???!!!

Unacceptable. It seems like I'm gonna have to write it myself/hj/pos (psst. If you do know about some good fics about that, let me know please! And also about TFA Megop, cause I liked their dynamic, just don't be sexual, just some romance it's good!)

I'm probably gonna make proper and longer posts about TFA cause I really liked the show, I just wanted to get out my fresh thoughts rn lol

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I decided to draw one of my OCs again! The idol star, Hibiki, is watching an obscure anime (I made it up as in universe show).

I made a second one so you could draw your own cartoon/ anime in it! Like an oc from a different universe or something.

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This is the funniest thing ever of all time.

Optimus: Megatron!

Megatron: Autoscum!

Optimus: Of course you would stoop so low as to give earth cars stds!

Megatron: I have never fragged an earth car and I do not have stds!

Optimus: Well one of your cons do! We checked all Autobot’s and it’s none of us and you lot are the only ones left.

Megatron: …. How did this even come up?

Optimus: Earth car was fragged by somebot and got stds.

Megatron:…. I’ll talk to them.

He walks a way disgust haunting his face.

imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

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How am I anti ships?

Because I don't support grooming

Pedophilia

Child rape

Child Molestation

Rape

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How fucking old is Dr. Morocco .

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I reuploaded this video to replace the audio.

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Only 10 fem Optimus? And they are all me. I need to write more. Technically I have.

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