knightofwaynemanor

[knightofwaynemanor]

@spider-anon you're not Batman

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There is no tech for cereal theives.

However Grayson made some sort of new smart watch for Lyra.... Apparently it not only allows real time video call streaming, it also has a subscription to crumchyroll..... And wolf ears that pop out whenever someone says "popvynl".

Also Poison Ivy said you havent called her back Kiara.

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

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I was referring to my enemies, most who are inmates of the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

Most of the kinky stuff is kept between me and Selina behind closed and locked doors in the Manor.

*he says very matter of factly*

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[knightofwaynemanor]

Don't worry, we all have our hobbies. Some take up shelf space, and others take up padded cells.

*he facepalms* That came out very wrong.......

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[knightofwaynemanor]

I expect The Riviter to replace the cereal.

As for the ice cream..... Maybe try to cut back... This is getting as bad as the Pop Vinyl addiction we dealt with last year.

...... Why do I fear next will be a combo of the two.

@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[knightofwaynemanor]

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

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@thethreefaes if I find out the cearel isnt replaced after midnight snacks one more time car fleet privileges will be revoked for a week.

Also, why do we have 28 contaoners of rocky road ice cream in the freezer?

[knightofwaynemanor]

That's what Selina said.

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@jerseydevious can I just start tagging you in IC stuff that basically just devolves into "Batman talking to you" mostly because I'm a giant nerd, have been following your blog forever, and I love your Batman and Star Wars stuff and I somehow just wanna give back.

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...I'll be back Brucie, and when I am.. I come back hard. ~Broken Bird.

No erection jokes Jason.

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......

’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood You know it used to be mad love So take a look what you've done ’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! Now we've got problems And I don't think we can solve 'em You made a really deep cut And baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! HELP I CAN'T STOP HIM Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted Did you have to hit me where I'm weak? Baty I couldn't breathe And rub it in so deep

….. @knightofwaynemanor this one is for you -_-

[knightofwaynemanor]

Don't drag me into this.

’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood You know it used to be mad love So take a look what you've done ’Cause baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! Now we've got problems And I don't think we can solve 'em You made a really deep cut And baby, now we've got bat blood, hey! HELP I CAN'T STOP HIM Did you have to do this? I was thinking that you could be trusted Did you have to ruin what was shiny? Now it's all rusted Did you have to hit me where I'm weak? Baty I couldn't breathe And rub it in so deep

….. @knightofwaynemanor this one is for you -_-

[knightofwaynemanor]

I'mmmmmmm back. ;)

.... *Bruce sighed before pinching the bridge of his nose* Wallace.... Does your Uncle know you are here?

[knightofwaynemanor]

Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a heart (There's a heart), a hand to hold onto. Everywhere you look, everywhere you go There's a place, of Somebody who needs you Everywhere you look.

........... Wallace.

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tfw the gf asks if she can come over and you can’t go with the meme because your parents are dead

[knightofwaynemanor]

Could Alfred be less savage for once

[knightofwaynemanor]

Cry because your parents are both dead. Shot in an alley way on the way home from the theater in a senseless murder after a botch robbery.

Don’t cry because its over