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Pinterest is that mutual friend who has been trying for the longest time to get these two together. They had all these elaborate schemes and plans to set them up for the most picture-perfect meet cute scenario. Then, when Pinterest wasn't looking. Twitter, who is still friends with Tumblr, gives them a nudge and suddenly they are in a relationship. Now Pinterest is mad at Twitter, but also happy that those two are together and does not know if they want to hug or punch Twitter
What role does Pinterest play in the Tagteam story? Personally I’m all in favor of Pin being a bit of an Eponine longing for tumblr and them not noticing
Or a a chaotic vee polycule with pin as tumblr’s attention-seeking other partner who likes to hoard random bullshit
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DP x DC prompt #237
Danny was minding his own business, working on a project at Wayne Enterprises when a 10-year-old Dick Grayson poked his head into Danny's workstation and asked him, "What are you working on?"
Now Danny has to figure out why there's a kid in his lab filled with dangerous(for a kid) tech. But not until he humors the kid while keeping him away from his more dangerous projects.
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I was bitten by a coworker once. Not at a lawfirm. I had volunteered for a task that she wanted to do. We bantered at each other, and then she bit me on the arm. I was startled by her audacity but stood firm. She released her hold, I finished my rotation, and she got the next one. We are still friends, and I haven't been bitten since, at least not by a human.
did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage
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DP x DC prompt #232
Bruce makes it his mission to sneak up on every league member whenever he can to prove a point. That they must always be aware of their surroundings, even in areas deemed safe. He's snuck up on every single member of the league so far. All except Phantom.
#dpxdc#walls prompts#dcxdp#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dp x dc#maybe danny's an empath#sorry bruce! can't turn kff your emotions#no matter how much you try#better yet if danny has caught bruce off guard more than once
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Chocolate Chip Cheesecake Cookies
#cookies#chocolate chip#cheesecake#baking#dessert#snacktime#snackattack#snack#munchies#treats#sweets#foodie#food photography#foodporn#food porn#food pics#foodpics#toya's tales#food#toyastales#toyas tales#cooking#spring#may#yummy yum yum#tasty
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Well, congratulations on potentially becoming a little sister
I’m going to be starting a new job soon and in my talk with HR she went “Computer tech? That means you’ll be with the boys.”
Turns out, I’m gonna be the only woman in that department. Not surprising on it’s own, but so far I’ve met three of “the boys”.
They’re all huge.
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Churro Cheesecake Donuts
#churros#cheesecake#doughnuts#donuts#baking#bakery#cooking#eating#brunch#breakfast#dessert#sweet tooth#sweets#sweet treats#toya's tales#style#toyastales#toyas tales#summer#september#munchies#snack cake#snacks#mexican food#food#foodie#food pics#food porn#food photography#kitchen
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I want to be invited. I won't actually go, but it is nice to be considered
”Are you an introvert or an extrovert? Do people energize you or drain you? Would you rather be at a party or a library?” Stop subscribing me to binaries. Social interaction is invigorating and makes my life better and I’m exhausted the whole time.
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Through Your Eyes Part 17
Part 1-4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 Part 8 Part 9 Part 10 Part 11 Part 12 Part 13 Part 14 Part 15 Part 16 Part 16.5
On earth
Danny after getting through the rock, found he was near, not in the Wayne manor. He turned invisible, floated in and found the kitchen.
There was an old man working in the kitchen, he was drying dishes and putting them away. He did not look happy.
“You are Alfred?” asked Danny, floating in ghost form in the doorway.
The old man looked up in surprise. “I am Alfred, who are you?”
Danny transformed back to alive form and landed on the floor. “I am Danny Fenton.”
“Danny! My dear boy, you are back,” Alfred brightened, “are any of the others back too?”
Danny shook his head. “Only ghosts can travel like I did though the ectoplasm pools. They sent me back with a package like a courier pigeon delivery. It's just very tiring. I seriously need to sleep soon. Everyone is fine.”
“Food and rest of course.” Alfred turned and brought out a huge plate of sandwiches and burgers out of the fridge. “Eat, eat, my boy.”
Danny grabbed a burger and made it vanish as fast as possible.
“Oh, this is so good.” He mumbled through a full mouth.
“Chew and swallow before talking please, Master Danny” said Alfred smiling, he then looked worried, “I hope you have not been going hungry in the strange place”
Danny shook his head as he swallowed. “We have lots of tins, vegetables and frozen meat. Even packets of chips and chocolate. But bread and eggs are long gone.”
“They make scones out of flour, oil and milk powder, but no bread.” He picked up a second burger and took a bite. A group of voices sounded in the hallway beyond the kitchen. Danny and burger went invisible.
“Danny! Danny!” Jazz, Sam and Tucker looked in the kitchen. Danny reappeared with the half eaten burger. They ran in to give him a group hug. “You are back! You are back!”
“Hey, hey, yes I am back, but I am a messenger, will be traveling back and forth. It's so great to see you all.” he finished the burger, and was looking at the plate considering if he wanted a third.
“Oh,” he said blinking
“What's wrong?” asked Jazz immediately.
“It's Damian, he is laughing at me for feeling guilty about wanting a third burger,” he noticed everyone staring at him, “the soul link, means we can feel each other's emotions.”
“Even from different dimensions?” asked Tucker interested.
“Yeah, although we can block it. It's not mind reading”
Heavy quick footsteps sounded outside the room, everyone looked up as Bruce entered the kitchen. He was holding Damian's letter, Tim was right behind him.
Bruce looked like he hadn't slept well for a while, his hair was on end.
“Everyone is fine,” blurted out Danny immediately, “we haven't lost anyone who came though.” He was feeling awe at meeting one of his heroes.
Danny felt Damian laughed and suggested he inform Bruce that Jason said something rude. (Extreme-protective/brother rude awe/protective/love/father). Danny sent back annoyance and blocked Damian, this is not the time to be funny. But it did make him relax and see Bruce as a father who hadn't had news about his boys for over two weeks.
“Scientists are a paranoid bunch, when the building appeared in the ghost zone, auto anti-ghost barriers went up as whole bubbles, in the ground as around the houses, air was trapped in the bubbles as well,” explained Danny thinking facts may help, “no ghosts nor even ectoplasm could get close. The buildings all headed towards each other like they were attracted and all combined into one lump.”
Bruce took a deep breath, his face relaxing. “how did you get to earth?” He asked gently.
“Ghosts can pass though dense ectoplasm pools, we see them as doors. I need people I know near the pools so I can see which door to go through. Damian's side is easy, Jazz, Sam or Tucker will need to be near one on this side.” Danny yawned. “I really need to sleep now, I am about to pass out.”
Bruce looked over to Tim. “Tim, take Danny to Damian's room. It's the one room that no-one will enter. Give Danny the key to it, we will keep it locked.”
Danny followed Tim up the stairs, yawning
The final view he saw of the kitchen was the pages of Damian's letter spread all over the table, including a picture of the buildings and land drawn by Damian.
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Through Your Eyes Part 8
Part 1-4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7
Meanwhile back in the ghost zone.
It was a few hours later, Danny, Damian and Jason were raiding the kitchen and made large sandwiches.
“I can't believe we have electricity in here.” said Damian looking around the kitchen with its light on and fridges going.
“My parents have set up enough battery power for at least a couple of months. And they have generators too.” advised Danny trying to stuff a large sandwich in his mouth.
Damian flattened his sandwich before trying to eat it, since he had the same problem. Jason was half way through his first sandwich, he had made a couple of sandwiches instead of using all the fillings in one.
Damian, considering the past hours, decided they had been well spent. “Do you think we have seen all the defenses in your home Danny?”
“All the ones I know about,” shrugged Danny, finishing his sandwich, he smiled “it was fun practicing with them.”
They had checked out the Fenton’s equipment, then had to ‘check’ that they all worked.
There was a mini space ship that flew well in both earth air and green Ecto.
There were metal flying surf boards which they raced around on. Danny (not surprisingly) was best at that.
They practiced with the nets and shockers on each other. Danny and Damian ganged up on Jason.
Danny also went ghost and got Damian and Jason to use the Fenton thermos on him, so they could see how it works, and how to release him from it.
Jason also got Danny to demonstrate his other ghost powers, shoot green power beams, go invisible, allow solid objects to pass straight through him and fly around.
Damian knew Jason was checking how good Danny would be in a fight, especially since he had no training.
Damian had noticed, while Danny’s shooting was excellent, he had no idea on how to defend himself nor even was good at dodging, preferring to let objects pass through him instead.
No wonder why his body was so damaged that week ago.
“You must come and visit us all in Gotham often, when we get back, we can have more fun, practice, and we could train you a bit.” Damian advised casually.
Danny looked fearful at the idea of meeting everyone again. Damian felt cross, he was going to yell at his family for scaring Danny.
“Or we can visit you at your home town” cut in Jason quickly. “And see how we can help you there.”
“I also want to get you a ‘safe house’ set up before we leave too,” he added.
Danny looked confused. “Safe house? What is that?”
“A house/home/place of safety that no-one else knows about in-case you are threatened. Can be a hotel, some place that is off the grid or a flat that is paid for in advance so no-one cares who turns up.”
“Probably need two locations,” added Damian, “one that your friends know about, and one that no one knows about.”
“Oh, that sounds like a good idea.” admitted Danny looking sad. “Just in case.”
“Anyway, you should always have a plan B,” jumped in Damian wanting to cheer him up. “Batman likes having plan B, C, D and E for just in-case.”
“Then they all go out the window when we start any mission, and he gets cross.” laughed Jason joining in. “Anyway, let's have a nap since we are still hours from all the bubbles linking. It has been a long day.”
“Right, this way to the bedrooms.”
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Your friend made the mistake of not adding to the attention he normally gets
my friend came to stay this week and my cat wasn't a big fan of having to share my attention
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Short DPXDC Prompts #569 (nice)
If Tucker knew that this train was going to be held hostage for one of Riddlers schemes he would have taken the bus instead.
One participant of the train had to solve the Riddlers puzzles before they would meet some flavor of gruesome end. The Bats were working on establishing a connection to the transit captives to help with the clues but so far no dice.
This’ll be easy. What could go wrong?
Tucker volunteers to solve the Riddlers puzzles.
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I see that you are awake @stealingyourbones how about some baby ducks in artificial rain
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Short DPXDC Prompts #798
Danny goes back in time to prevent the death of his sibling. Said sibling is in the batfam and the time he traveled to is at a point where they don’t know of his existence yet.
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Smallville is no stranger to "Totally not a Metahuman" neighbors.
So! When Jonathan and Martha Kent one day turned up with a Baby, supposedly an at home birth despite the baby clearly being at least a year old and Martha have never had a baby bump, most of the town just went with it.
They assumed it was an Abandoned Baby situation, and the Kent's wanted to avoid all of the legal hurdles of adoption, so whenever asked they would say "Oh yeah, Martha definitely had a visible Baby Bump a few years ago." "Of course she had an at home birth, the town doctor will absolutely testify to helping deliver Clark." "Why does he look nothing like his parents? Genetics are weird and complicated, I'm a farmer, I don't study that shit, get off my lawn."
When they noticed that Clark was just a little stronger than most kids, they wrote it off.
When they noticed he could easily catch up to sprinting dogs when playing in the fields, they just praised him for his athleticism.
When one of them saw him jumping onto the roof of their house to get a Frisbee, they just told him to be careful.
Why were they so non-chalant about all of those things? Well because they had dealt with all that stuff and more a few years ago, when Mr Fenton and his daughter Ellie moved in.
It was practically the exact same situation, only in their case Daniel was there to help teach his daughter about how to use their clear Metahuman Powers. The Kent's weren't Metahumans, and before long they realized that they were out of their depth when raising a meta baby who could leap over a Barn in a single hop. So they went to Daniel for help.
And help he did, because in the following years they would attest to Daniel being the only reason they came out of Clark's childhood with their house intact.
He taught the boy how to control his strength so he wouldn't hurt others, how to restrain himself when he was excited so he wouldn't float off into the sky, and most importantly, how to keep it a secret when others not in the Know were around.
He told the story of how he and his daughter had come to Smallville, persecuted by the government and disowned by his own parents, forced to run away from everything he had ever known to keep himself and Ellie safe. It really made Clark appreciate his own Ma and Pa more than ever.
It also helped that he had "Cousin Ellie" to play with as a kid, since he always had to he careful around the other kids. It was honestly a relief to her as well, considering she could only ever play with her Dad or the Meta-Dog that visited their home once in a while.
Years later, when Clark was raising his own kid, he looked to his Uncle Daniel for guidance.
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