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And if there were no pompous/pretentious characters, how would we get the oh so satisfying redemption arcs

unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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It's not a bad idea. After this experiment, I might try that. A redbull syrup over salted caramel pancakes

With the great success from my previous pancake experiment involving Java Monster Irish Cream and Salted Caramel as the liquid for the batter, how about another where I do Redbull instead.

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With the great success from my previous pancake experiment involving Java Monster Irish Cream and Salted Caramel as the liquid for the batter, how about another where I do Redbull instead.

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If you know the lyrics and understand their meaning, you will realize that they fit well with today's society

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@babbling-babull @stealingyourbones @the-witchhunter @sherry-a-h @bonebrokebuddy @

With the great success from my previous pancake experiment involving Java Monster Irish Cream and Salted Caramel as the liquid for the batter, how about another where I do Redbull instead.

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Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Pancakes (x)

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Peter Parker dimension travels to Metropolis. Not MCU Peter, but 616 late 20s Peter Parker who can forge his identity and works for Lex Corp, initially not realizing it’s a bad company, but when he does he continues working for them to slowly yet surely make plans to expose and dismantle the company.

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With the great success from my previous pancake experiment involving Java Monster Irish Cream and Salted Caramel as the liquid for the batter, how about another where I do Redbull instead.

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pnf revival challenge day 10: Carl Karl!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨

I straight up lied yesterday. It's not a direct continuation of prev days, but it is a continuation 🤷‍♂️ I like to imagine that all the agents at OWCA pull the puss in boots move on Carl whenever they want something and it always works 'cuz he's too weak to say no to them

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Do you also see the faces of people you haven't killed but wish you had?

sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

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since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

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This is something you must commission before your death, with instructions that it be placed at your grave

I don't want anybody going into debt for it, but if my funeral has the budget for it, I would like to have a carved portrait on my tombstone depicting Death as some sort of reluctant animal control professional, wielding one of those stick-loop things instead of a scythe, and myself as some sort of a wretched medieval manuscript creature that has no intention to comply with the process of being removed from the premises.

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By whose spectrum does it get funnier by?

Are we talking dark humor or light humor. Will it be poetically ironic or just punny. Or does society just become a bigger and bigger joke

when you press the button the world gets 1% funnier every time

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Can they please direct their steam towards some milk? I would like to have a Latte, please.

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

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With the great success from my previous pancake experiment involving Java Monster Irish Cream and Salted Caramel as the liquid for the batter, how about another where I do Redbull instead.

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