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worms eating worms
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I made an etho skin based off of sproutellini's cabin core design because it looked so cozy
^ skin file if anyone wants to use :)
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on survival
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Could this be the fabled Secret Society
individuals under the cut
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The watchers (evo smp/life series) are strangely similar to the nine (destiny games) that I think it would be funny if the life games were the watchers squabbling over petty things with their little "toys".
it wo|uld b|e fun.ny if we| gave sm.ajor the booge|yman twic.e
A L L I N A G R E E M E N T S A Y A Y E
AYE
watcher 4 = aye
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[all agreed for the lols]
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Amelia's first PvP kill (on Jimmy)
Martyn: Where is he-- Amelia: Ah, pretty. Martyn: Where is he--there he is. Amelia: Timmy! Timmy, c'mon Timmy. Jimmy: (clearly excited) Oh, hello! Martyn: That's what he looks like, in game. Jimmy: Hi Amelia! Amelia: Hi. Jimmy: How you doing? Amelia: Good. Jimmy: Do you like my um, my junkyard? Amelia: Yeah. Jimmy: Look, do you wanna come see something? Amelia: Yeah. Jimmy: Come with me. Run over with me. Right, this--these are all piles of trash, so piles of rubbish, okay? And if you look in this one over here--look whose name is in a pile of rubbish. Martyn: (exaggerated surprise) What? What does it say? (Jimmy laughs) Amelia: Ticklin' man. Jimmy: (he laughs delightedly) It doesn't say "ticklin' man"! (overlapping) It says "Martyn." Martyn: (overlapping) It says--can you spell that one out? Go on, spell that one out, you know it. Amelia: Martyn! Martyn: (exaggerated tone) It says "Martyn," yeah. Jimmy: (same tone as Martyn) It says "Martyn." (normal tone) He's a pile of rubbish, isn't he? Martyn: Don't nod and say yes! That's not kind. Jimmy: He's a pile of rubbish. I can't-I can't tickle you here, Amelia, can't--I can hit you like this! (he smacks Martyn's avatar) Martyn: Oh! (to Amelia) You press this one, you'll hit him back. Jimmy: Oh-- Martyn: Like--press that one there? Jimmy: Don't get that sword, don't get that sword out--(Amelia smacks Jimmy with a diamond shovel) Oi! Martyn: You got him! (Amelia laughs delightedly, and smacks Jimmy again, laughing harder, before smacking him again) Jimmy: Oh my--wh--don--(Martyn switches to his diamond sword, and Amelia smacks Jimmy again, killing him, making Martyn burst into laughter as well) Amelia: Yeah, got him! Martyn: You got him, look. We got his head. (Amelia laughs) Look at that. (singsong) Got him! Amelia: Got you! Martyn: We can pop his head on, look. (Martyn puts Jimmy's head on) If I press this, look, now we can wear his head! (Amelia laughs) Oh, my friend Sausage said, "That's my withered hand assassin right there." Sausage is funny (Amelia laughs). You did it. Amelia: We got him. Martyn: First PvP. Amelia: Yeah. Can we do that again to some more people? Martyn: (laughing) To some more--I don't think we can go around just--slayin' people-- Amelia: I wanna do it again!
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I can't wait for the past life karaoke compilation
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Feels weird we got a bunch of additions to Minecraft yet we have not left 1.21 yet.
This is the second longest break between major versions behind the 1.8 to 1.9 gap at 17 months, and tied with the 1.12 to 1.13 gap at 13 months.
After we got the trial chambers we then received bundles, dog variants and armor, pale garden, new foliage, happy ghasts, and likely the copper golem, all on the same major version.
They could have made a few major versions so that the major versions match the year (1.26 updates in 2026) and have all the drops for a year be minor versions.
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CAN I INTEREST ANYONE IN A CRUCIAL ROUND 2 UPDATE OF BABY TRASH PANDA CHAOS
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can I interest you in baby trash panda chaos
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Ever wonder why you are here? (Brendon Burton)
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I love the absurdity of the question:
The pitcher "accidentally" throws a baby?! How do you mistake a baby for a baseball?!
What makes the baby christian? Is wearing like crucifixes or something or does the batter have some sort of power to tell the religious inclinations of a baby?
Despite not being a baseball, hitting specifically this christian baby out of the park would result in winning the game and millions of dollars
What about babies of other religions?
Do you more or less points based on the branch of Christianity the baby belongs to?
Would you lose karma for hitting a Buddhist baby?
Do babies get to choose their religion or are they assigned at birth?
How did that child get there? Were they kidnapped and brought to the pitcher's mound? Did the baby crawl out of the stands? Trickery of the gods?
How many million dollars are we talking about?
Does the baby survive? Is it human? Are we hitting baby superman with a baseball bat?
How hard would you have to hit a baby with a baseball bat to knock it out of the park?
Is the batter at home or away? Is the baby at home or away?
on bloosky....
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