koi-wow
koi-wow
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Bunny l 31 l idfk, man
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koi-wow · 5 months ago
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capybara
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koi-wow · 5 months ago
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in primary school we had a creative writing assignment where we had to ‘write about a character in a new, strange situation!’ and i wrote about a squid that was somehow teleported from the ocean to the forest floor and slowly choked to death for two pages and i’ll never quite forget my teacher’s face because it turns out she wanted ‘this new school is scary, i hope i make friends!’ and not a graphic description of a squid dying
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koi-wow · 5 months ago
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i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here
are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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I haven't purchased a HP item in close to a decade - I use the books I already had as doorstops or to prop a laptop up for meetings nowadays.
There is NO "death of the author" with JK Rowling - she controls and continues to profit from her IP, and uses that money to fund hate groups.
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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no amount of monetization or algorithm favoritism will have me call it unalive or seggs or grape
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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tumblr posts in mla format
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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Tite Kubo said "here's your middle age man. He has a bad haircut, a creepy smile and you're gonna love him"
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And we Bleach girlies collectively said yes.
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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Re: Leaf
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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Got bitten by a radioactive dinner and now I've got supper powers
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koi-wow · 6 months ago
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oh you have a PhD in astrophysics? that's cute. i know the Vibe of astrophysics
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