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"I can fix him" not in a "I can make him into a better person" way but in a "if he was my character I would've handled his story better" way
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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Your friend got you a giant ant:
The giant ant lifted your friend up:




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people who are nice to me in online games even though i suck: i owe u my life
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Worst thing ever in the whole world is when a thunderstorm is forecasted and then it doesn’t storm. literally so rude I was excited for this all day.
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