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Can you use high heels as a weapon?

Props to Bayonetta- that was pretty fun!

Outtakes go on Patreon this week!

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A gentleman teaching Boys how to be Men ❤️

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At least, that’s what I keep getting told! 😉

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

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The best milk commercial ever

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a regular occurrence is me typing out a reply on someone's post then going hmm. no one needs my opinion. and deleting it and scrolling on. anyway i think that's a practice more of you could stand to employ

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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i’m gonna start showing people this clip and telling them it’s the magnus archives