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“I don’t think there’s anything hidden in the icing,” said Scrimgeour, “but a Snitch would be a very good hiding place for a small object. You know why, I’m sure?”
Harry shrugged. Hermione, however, answered: Harry thought that answering questions correctly was such a deeply ingrained habit she could not suppress the urge.
“Because snitches have flesh memories,” she said.
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get to know me meme: [7/10] male characters → Peeta Mellark (the hunger games) “Look up. It’s beautiful isn’t it? All those colors? Don’t worry about anything else. We’re right here with you.”
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The “sleeps with the fan on high under a huge warm blanket” squad
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The INTJ Paradox
Hating feelings, but having too many feelings Disliking people, but wanting to talk Wanting to be alone, but being lonely Never wanting to arrive first, but always being early Not caring what others think, but always trying to prove them wrong Being orderly, but also living in a mess Knowing everything, but also knowing nothing Being a misanthrope, but also sort of liking most people Being smart, but also really dumb a lot of the time Understanding how emotions work, but still don’t understand emotions Arrogant, but also not wanting people to know, because we’d have to do the stuff Doing all the stuff, but really not wanting people to know we did it Good leaders, but hate leading Don’t care about people, but we care about our people
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Everybody has a chapter they don’t read out loud.
Unknown (via quotemadness)
Or a whole book. Haha. Ha. heh.
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I know that not even this mess will convince The Gamers™ that maybe destroying people’s bodies and psyches is not a good part of game development, but goddamn it really fuckin’ should
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Blake: Yang, this are my parents. Mom, dad, this is my Yang.
Kali and Ghira, delighted: Oh...!
Blake, blushing: Wait, I mean she's-
Yang: Hi, I'm her Yang!
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Jack : *sneaks into house at 2am*
Dean : *turns in a swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
Jack : I was with... uh... Castiel!
Castiel : *also turns in a swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* Dean- I can’t stop the chair-
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