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Mercury: (Recording) Hey, hey, look who it is, guys~! The one and only Dragon of Team STRQ, Taiyang Xiao Long, back from the dead~!

Taiyang: Please move. (Nudges)

Mercury: (Stumbles over) OW OW OW~! I think he broke a bone~!

Taiyang: ...What kind of lame acting was that?

Mercury: Doesn't matter. I can easily edit it out. Then everyone will know you're-

Mercury: GAHK! F-Fuck! I think he actually broke a bone this time!

Taiyang: I SAID GET OUT OF MY WAY.

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Kevin voice by @earndiltheequalizer

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The Widowed Lady

Ironwood: Why hello Willow.

Willow: Hello Ironwood.

Ironwood: I am sorry to hear about the loss of your husband Jacques. His death was so tragic, and untimely. A random cart comes spiraling out of control to crush him like a pie to the face.

Willow: Yes, I heard it was a quick death, the only comfort for one to have died from such a violent, and messy death.

Ironwood: So what are you plans to do now?

Willow: I have several plans, mostly to reform the Schnee Dust Company. But, there are several plans I must in act before hand.

Ironwood: Oh, and what plans are those?

Willow: That's nothing for you to concern yourself with James... Those concerns are more suited for someone younger...

Ironwood: Younger?

Willow: Someone more full bodied...

Ironwood: Full bodied?

Willow: And, virile~!

Ironwood: V-Virile?

Willow: Oh look, it's Jaune~! If you'll excuse me James.

Ironwood: Uhh...? What's going on?

Willow: Hello Jaune, can I have a moment of your time~?

Jaune: Uhh... sure what's up?

Willow: Ara Ara, I just wanted to talk~!

Ironwood: Oh... That's what's going on...

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khorne wizard cope

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Intense fight scene

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More brain worms out in the open! I cannot get enough of this au🥺

I imagined Ultra Magnus as some kind of kitty enforcer, always dragging other cat- namely, the orange one- away from trouble. Especially when Megatron was still new in the shelter.

But then warm weather hits and it's shedding season, time for little pickle kitten Minimus to put his entire teeny tiny itty bitty body into it to drag the trouble makers away from bothering other cats... Too bad that orange cat barely felt a thing... But hey, at least he's willing to (pretend to) cooperate.

And Megatron is no longer super on guard with other cats! Tho his confusion is not alleviated at all...

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king of forgotten + earth and + erectile dysfunction

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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EVERYONE SAY HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO BUFORD !!!!!! 🌈

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Arcane @ Annecy Festival - Poster & Banner by Fortiche

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Dedication

by Mick19988

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Trench Crusade-inspired bomb lady.

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Sailing

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Ave dominus nox! 😈

Fem. Konrad Curze cosplay

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Stealing this from Reddit cos its natural home is Tumblr.