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so unfortunately attempts at restraining me have failed. welcome to another episode of "what crime against humanity i have committed today"
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Would you consider an Eomer x Reader, where the reader is a healer that follows behind the army & ends up tending to Eomer (probably once he's finally sure his sis will be OK, cause that man definitely ignored all his own wounds up to that point), so he's finally a priority for someone?
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thanks for the request! this is such a scrumptious idea! honestly I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure at the thought of this one. any excuse to see a hot man with long hair shirtless and bloody is a good enough excuse for me!
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Hii! Could I request an enemies to friends to lovers with eomer? One where the reader and eomer clash a lot because she is a shield maiden who is best friends with downy and he doesn’t like that but then they grow to respect each other and they end up falling in love?
Your writing is amazing and I love it!
hii! and yes I'd be happy to take this request! I am a sucker for enemies to lovers fics with Eomer! and I'm assuming when you said downy you meant Eowyn and autocorrect just decided to be a bitch to you. if I am mistaken, feel free to send me another anonymous ask correcting me!
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The most galaxy brain concept ever: jonaeri pirate/merman au
They're silly and in love!!
ALSO: the Jonathan beaching himself on accident and getting dragged back into the water scene

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PIRATE MERMAN AU IS SO GALAXY BRAIN THO--
I'm trying to imagine what the other Phantom Blood characters could be in this au. Perhaps Speedwagon is a fellow pirate in Erina's crew and the two of them keep playing Robin Hood with the wealthy ship merchant Dio? Who later tries to capture Jonathan? Would be funny if his "rejecting his humanity" moment was turning into a merman instead of a vampire lol.
Since Zeppeli is a mentor of Jonathan imagine if he was a merman too. Perhaps the other Hamon masters like Dire and Straizo are similarly mers.
Also: what if Jonathan's dog Danny was a seal?
YOUR BRAIN IS SOO HUGE I love fellow pirate Speedwagon!! I'd been imagining Dio as a literal Siren, still adopted into Jonathan's family, but him being ship merchant and being an opposition to Erina and Speedwagon is so incredibly sexy. Also puts the poor fucker back in more or less the same growing-up situation, which is fantastic (sorry Dio)
The Hamon-users being merfolk is on the money, I'm obsessed. I was thinking that Jonathan being a merman would probably not change his affinities much, and it would be interesting to see him put his archaeology into underwater-application. There could totally be a stone-maskish something-or-other that could cause mer-transformation. Maybe the "siren who lures sailors to death" type of malevolent merfolk is what comes from it lol. Maybe Jonathan or someone in his family unearths the mask from the ruin site of an old shipwreck and as he's studying it, eventually Dio comes into possession, bam, now the guy can sing songs that kill people. Instead of dying in the sun he just straight up can't survive above water. There is so totally something there.
ALSO FISH HAMON TEACHER ZEPPELI IS GREAT IN PARTICULAR FOR THE REASON OF: "He launched into the air from sitting position!!!1!!" Can be translated directly to fucked up behaviors with his tail, and there is no version of this thought process that is not funny as fuck. Does his tail do a squish and sproing like Tigger. Does he launch himself 10 feet above the ocean surface. Does he do some fucked up little swim that is whimsical and uncanny.
I very woefully have too little knowledge to imagine the finer goings-on between Erina, Speed, and Dio, but you must know it fucks so severely. And I may or may not be obsessed now with the dynamic this would create between Erina and Speedwagon. Holy fuck they'd be so cool. I need them interacting. How much do I need to pay for someone to write a fanfic
But far more importantly than everything else,
JONATHAN'S DOG DANNY WAS A SEAL
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Leon x psychic reader headcannons
this is my first request, submitted by @toku-red19! i'd like to thank you so so much for your request. and i'd like to apologize for how long it took to post this.
the request: Can you so some headcanons of leon dating a gn/male reader who has psychic abilities and has a mewtwo,deoxys and a shiney genesect as their Guardian who were given to them as a gift from their grandfather
content includes: gn!reader, they/them pronouns, no y/n, no reader body description, might be ooc since it's been a while since I played swsh
Leon would meet psychic!reader after losing his title as champion of the Galar region.
I like to think he eventually settles down a bit. Moving back to Postwick to be by his mom and Hop again. But that in no way means he stops his training. He’s still just as impassioned by pokemon. He’s just taking a bit more time to spend doing other things.
And that’s how he meets psychic!reader! He’d be out helping his mom with her shopping. (I like to think he’s a mama’s boy.) And he’d accidentally bump into you. He’d apologize, and you’d ask for directions to Spikemuth. (Though he accidentally gives you incorrect directions.)
After your brief first encounter with the former champ, the two of you just keep bumping into each other. Sometimes it's on the occasion you travel back to Postwick and he’s home, but it mostly happens when you’re both out on the road. Mostly at the poke centers, the two of you making polite conversation as you wait for your pokemon to get patched up. (Ignore how fast healing pokemon is in game, we’re going by anime rules for this bit.)
It doesn’t take long for Leon to notice your psychic abilities, you don’t really try to hide it. At first he’d just stand there, wide eyed as he sees you levitating an item your hands were too full to carry. Once he snaps out of it, he’d ask some questions. LIke, what's the heaviest thing you can levitate, can you read minds, can you see the future, and so on and so forth. If you chuckle at any of his questions and tell him no, you can’t see the future. He’ll blush and apologize if his questions were stupid.
After that, he starts making more of an effort to talk to you. Afterall, it’s not every day you meet a psychic.
And that’s how he learns about your family’s legacy. A long line of people honing their psychic abilities alongside their pokemon. And how some of the pokemon on your team were given to you by your grandfather. A very strong pokemon master who had spent years training these powerful and rare pokemon, and gave them to you to keep you safe on your travels.
After learning this, Leon immediately asks you for a pokemon battle. Jumping at the opportunity to go against such a formidable opponent.
The battle lasts a long time, ending in a tie. The sting of defeat leaves Leon with a burning determination to best you. To claim victory, against his new rival.
After that, Leon starts to seek you out. Challenging you to another pokemon battle, only for it to end in a tie again and again. Then the two of you head to the nearest poke center to heal your pokemon and let them rest. Then ending the day by camping with each other. Laughing by the fire as the curry cooks, and both your pokemon playing with each other.
Soon the line between rivals and….. something else starts to blur. You two start training side by side. Giving advice on how to strengthen your pokemon, and encouraging each other to keep going even when you get tired. Soon it becomes every night that you two camp together. The space between you as you sit by the fire becomes smaller and smaller. But you still never close the space. Still leaving just that little bit of room between you. So close yet not quite touching.
Then fate decides to intervene. Or more accurately, mother nature decides that you two only need one tent. Blowing away Leon’s tent after he forgot to anchor it down with the metal stakes. So instead of leaving the poor fool to sleep outside, you let him sleep in your tent. Afterall, it's big enough for two people to sleep in without touching….. right?
And that is how things started. Sharing a quiet goodnight before going to bed on opposite ends of the hard cold floor of the tent. But you wake up feeling warm, your cheek pressed something soft. Obviously, your sleeping self has far less inhibitions than normal you. So you wake up in Leon’s arms, your head resting on his chest. And needless to say, you two officially crossed the line from rivals, to something so much better.
#leon pkmn#leon swsh#swsh leon x reader#leon x reader#leon pokemon#pokemon swsh#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon#x reader headcanons#x gn!reader#baby's first fic
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wowza one and two were neck and neck! so how's this, i'll write two imagines. rohirrim characters x gondorian reader, and gondorian characters x rohirrim reader.
I recently rewatched all of the (extended edition obvs) LOTR movies! so I really wanna write some fics for the characters. help me pick which one to work on pls!!!
#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr x reader#eomer x reader#boromir x reader#faramir x reader#eowyn x reader#aragorn x reader#click on my page to send requests#let me know in the comments if you want to be @ on the post
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The heatstroke thing but with santana
Lets all pretend he can stand in the sun lets just all pretend
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I recently rewatched all of the (extended edition obvs) LOTR movies! so I really wanna write some fics for the characters. help me pick which one to work on pls!!!
#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr x reader#eomer x reader#boromir x reader#faramir x reader#eowyn x reader#sam x reader#samwise gamgee x reader#polls#fanfic poll
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Colossus/GN!Reader This is really self indulgent, but I wrote it in need of some comfort and wanted to post it before I went to bed so I could see everyone's nice comments and reblogs tomorrow as a nice wake up thing before i go to work :) TW: sadness, hopelesness, Reader really needs a hug and someone to talk to but feels like no one will listen. Big strong Piotr saves the day again.

Despite what some would think, It's hard to find comfort at Xavier’s school, especially as a teacher.
The students had many resources, counselors, and trusted adults (including you) to talk to. Meanwhile, when you need comfort on the other hand, it's hard to find someone to talk to. Everyone was just… going through their own problems. Every time you turn a corner it seemed like every other person had something new or old bothering them, and you didn't want to impose. They don't need to be burdened with your issues right now.
Even then, you know thats not true. That none of them would be burdened and most would actually prefer you tell them instead of keeping it in, but you just… couldn't. You were tired, and sad, and to be honest, you didn't know what to do.
Piotr is in the garden when you first see him today. He's got some young mutants hanging off of his arms and crawling all over him, and the sight makes you smile a bit. Right before it comes to a screeching halt. One of the young mutants trips and hurts herself, starting to cry at the pain and shock of the fall. You start to get up but Piotr seems to have it handled.
He tuts at her softly, telling her that a skinned knee is no reason to cry. He tells her that she is strong, and that she will be just fine. When her tears dry up, she asks for a hug. Piotr obliges, picking her up and wrapping her in a big, sturdy, comforting hug. It looks… warm, and filled with love.
You think about that hug all day.
Every time you pass him in the hall, or wave at him, or say hello, you think about that hug. You catch a glimpse of his strong arms, lifting or stretching to reach something, and you think about how they would feel wrapped around you. How secure and nice it would be to be hugged like that.
You think about it even more as the two of you wash the dishes after dinner. If he noticed something was up, he hadn't said anything, so you assume he doesn't notice the change in your demeanor. You make small talk, and hand him the items that go on the shelves you can't quite reach, looking at his big, strong arms and still being unable to shake the thoughts.
You grab him by the sleeve before he turns to go for the night.
“Hey Piotr?” You ask, softly. He looks down at you with a concerned look on his face,.and places a large hand on your shoulder.
“Is there something wrong, Пчелка ?” He asks. You open and close your mouth a few times, eyes beginning to blur with tears at your waterline. After a long few moments, you give up, instead choosing to slip your arms around his middle and hug him tightly.
Piotr cocks his head, but doesn’t say anything. He wraps his arms around you firmly, but not to tightly. He pulls you closer as much as he can, and lifts you into his arms so that he can fully wrap you in a bear hug. He presses his face into your hair, saying nothing as you begin to cry, and then slowly relax into his arms as you hiccup, and your tears begin to dry.
“...thanks Piotr.” You whisper after a long moment. He hums, and you swear you feel him press a kiss to your temple.
“You're welcome. You will not hesitate to find me if you need anything from me again, yes?” He rumbles, and you laugh just a little.
“I won't.”
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Jonathan doodle for tonight, my arm is so fucking sore from his body hair and another project im working on i hate you diavolo I HATE YOU!!!
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This isn't really a oneshot request, but what do you think married life w leon eould be? What would be his good and bad habits? Like, would he just let all the mess on the kitchen table after making a sandwich? Would he be the one who picks up all the scattered clothing around the house?
hi there! thanks so much for the request! this is a cute one and i'll make it a set of headcannons, just sorta write out my thoughts about this prompt. I have some other wips i'm gonna post first, but i'll try my best to post this in a timely manner.
#request#reqs open#pls send requests#leon swsh#swsh leon#leon pokemon#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon swsh#pokemon
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Leon x psychic reader headcannons
this is my first request, submitted by @toku-red19! i'd like to thank you so so much for your request. and i'd like to apologize for how long it took to post this.
the request: Can you so some headcanons of leon dating a gn/male reader who has psychic abilities and has a mewtwo,deoxys and a shiney genesect as their Guardian who were given to them as a gift from their grandfather
content includes: gn!reader, they/them pronouns, no y/n, no reader body description, might be ooc since it's been a while since I played swsh
Leon would meet psychic!reader after losing his title as champion of the Galar region.
I like to think he eventually settles down a bit. Moving back to Postwick to be by his mom and Hop again. But that in no way means he stops his training. He’s still just as impassioned by pokemon. He’s just taking a bit more time to spend doing other things.
And that’s how he meets psychic!reader! He’d be out helping his mom with her shopping. (I like to think he’s a mama’s boy.) And he’d accidentally bump into you. He’d apologize, and you’d ask for directions to Spikemuth. (Though he accidentally gives you incorrect directions.)
After your brief first encounter with the former champ, the two of you just keep bumping into each other. Sometimes it's on the occasion you travel back to Postwick and he’s home, but it mostly happens when you’re both out on the road. Mostly at the poke centers, the two of you making polite conversation as you wait for your pokemon to get patched up. (Ignore how fast healing pokemon is in game, we’re going by anime rules for this bit.)
It doesn’t take long for Leon to notice your psychic abilities, you don’t really try to hide it. At first he’d just stand there, wide eyed as he sees you levitating an item your hands were too full to carry. Once he snaps out of it, he’d ask some questions. LIke, what's the heaviest thing you can levitate, can you read minds, can you see the future, and so on and so forth. If you chuckle at any of his questions and tell him no, you can’t see the future. He’ll blush and apologize if his questions were stupid.
After that, he starts making more of an effort to talk to you. Afterall, it’s not every day you meet a psychic.
And that’s how he learns about your family’s legacy. A long line of people honing their psychic abilities alongside their pokemon. And how some of the pokemon on your team were given to you by your grandfather. A very strong pokemon master who had spent years training these powerful and rare pokemon, and gave them to you to keep you safe on your travels.
After learning this, Leon immediately asks you for a pokemon battle. Jumping at the opportunity to go against such a formidable opponent.
The battle lasts a long time, ending in a tie. The sting of defeat leaves Leon with a burning determination to best you. To claim victory, against his new rival.
After that, Leon starts to seek you out. Challenging you to another pokemon battle, only for it to end in a tie again and again. Then the two of you head to the nearest poke center to heal your pokemon and let them rest. Then ending the day by camping with each other. Laughing by the fire as the curry cooks, and both your pokemon playing with each other.
Soon the line between rivals and….. something else starts to blur. You two start training side by side. Giving advice on how to strengthen your pokemon, and encouraging each other to keep going even when you get tired. Soon it becomes every night that you two camp together. The space between you as you sit by the fire becomes smaller and smaller. But you still never close the space. Still leaving just that little bit of room between you. So close yet not quite touching.
Then fate decides to intervene. Or more accurately, mother nature decides that you two only need one tent. Blowing away Leon’s tent after he forgot to anchor it down with the metal stakes. So instead of leaving the poor fool to sleep outside, you let him sleep in your tent. Afterall, it's big enough for two people to sleep in without touching….. right?
And that is how things started. Sharing a quiet goodnight before going to bed on opposite ends of the hard cold floor of the tent. But you wake up feeling warm, your cheek pressed something soft. Obviously, your sleeping self has far less inhibitions than normal you. So you wake up in Leon’s arms, your head resting on his chest. And needless to say, you two officially crossed the line from rivals, to something so much better.
#leon pkmn#leon swsh#swsh leon x reader#leon x reader#leon pokemon#pokemon swsh#pokemon sword and shield#pokemon#x reader headcanons#x gn!reader#baby's first fic
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