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“women don’t have the capacity for misogyny” have you ever met a mother
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life
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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image
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real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets
on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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St. John's Bridge Portland, Oregon
Canon EOS 33 EF 50mm f/1.8 STM Kodak Ektar
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Can I curl up on your chest like a kitty cat or do you hate me
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very funny to me when people act like animal farm and 1984 are revolutionary anti government texts that the Powers That Be dont want you to read when they have literally been a part of every standard middle/highschool english lit cirriculum in the usa and beyond for decades. precisely because theyre such convenient primers to propagandize that Commies = Bad. the government is quite literally making kids read them
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void
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It was the fuck aroundest of times,
It was the find outiest of times
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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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They should install public grappling hook points
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happy pride month to these two. you know what you are.
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